An All Call
Dec. 12th, 2001 03:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwaterTo: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.org)
Re: Unauthorized Muses
Attachment: dangerous.txt
Muses --
This is a high-priority alert. An unnamed source is going to try to import an unauthorized Muse into Castle Anthrax. He is VERY dangerous and must be avoided at all costs. Do not talk to him. Do not touch him. Do not even breathe the same air as him.
If he is found, he is to be killed or incapacitated ON SIGHT. If killed, please drag his body to my Sanctum and I will dispose of him. If he is incapacitated, please drag his body to my Sanctum and I will dispose of him.
Further description of this rogue Muse is attached.
P.S.
Duo? Please stay in any version of your slut! or uke!modes for the time being. It is the only way to tell you two apart unless *HE* opens his mouth. I do not want unnecessary harm to come to you, as you are my Primary Muse.
-- Writer
[ATTACHMENT]
Name: whitetrash!Duo
Place of Origin: Undisclosed
Description: looks like Duo Maxwell, but a whitetrash!version thereof. Distinctive features include a cowboy hat and horrid accent.
Danger: HIGH. Avoid all contact.
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.org)
Re: Unauthorized Muses
Attachment: dangerous.txt
Muses --
This is a high-priority alert. An unnamed source is going to try to import an unauthorized Muse into Castle Anthrax. He is VERY dangerous and must be avoided at all costs. Do not talk to him. Do not touch him. Do not even breathe the same air as him.
If he is found, he is to be killed or incapacitated ON SIGHT. If killed, please drag his body to my Sanctum and I will dispose of him. If he is incapacitated, please drag his body to my Sanctum and I will dispose of him.
Further description of this rogue Muse is attached.
P.S.
Duo? Please stay in any version of your slut! or uke!modes for the time being. It is the only way to tell you two apart unless *HE* opens his mouth. I do not want unnecessary harm to come to you, as you are my Primary Muse.
-- Writer
[ATTACHMENT]
Name: whitetrash!Duo
Place of Origin: Undisclosed
Description: looks like Duo Maxwell, but a whitetrash!version thereof. Distinctive features include a cowboy hat and horrid accent.
Danger: HIGH. Avoid all contact.
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Date: 2001-12-12 10:12 pm (UTC)CC: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net)
From: She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (unknowable@dementia.net)
Re: Re: Unauthorized Muses
Currently, whitetrash!Duo's whereabouts are unknown. Though last seen in Encinata, Mexico, he has not been heard from for some time. I have recently secured a position for him in a rehabilitation institute and would appreciate any information regarding his current activities.
But if he likes it there, I'd hate to take him away from all the fun.
-- You-Know-Who
:::snorts:::
Date: 2001-12-13 09:19 am (UTC)From my HP Muses: "WHO THE HELL LET VOLDEMORT IN HERE?!" [random freaking out]
I think it's amusing.
And writing e-mails is fun, isn't it? You've given me a very fun blogbunny to play with.
Re: :::snorts:::
Date: 2001-12-13 11:14 am (UTC)