Because *I'M* the Writer, dammit...

[windandwater]

To: Heero Yuy (kamikazeboy@licensedtokill.com)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.org)
Re: Your Current Performance

Heero --

Goddammit, stop being a prick! I KNOW you want to torture me in all sorts of unholy revenge for what I've been doing to you in the fics, but STOP IT RIGHT THE HELL NOW!!! If you want to blame anything, blame the stupid freaking bunnies! If you didn't breed up the damn things, we wouldn't have so many problems.

I have essays to type up! You know, RL stuff that you Muses are not allowed to fuck up? THAT. I'll listen to you later... just leave ME THE HELL ALONE!!!

And dammit, stop ANGSTING! You're creeping me out!!!

-- Writer