the obligatory writing rant
Dec. 30th, 2002 02:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater*sigh*
I really wanted to get some writing done during my vacation. I did. I swear. I think the evil presence of my parents has killed all my abilities to write smut. >__<;; It's very sad really, since I did get a bunny for Jana's 1x2x1 Masturbation fic contest thing. I just... don't feel smutty.
Damn cold.
Then there's that half-written 1x2 PWP lingering on my harddrive. For something titled "Ten Minutes," it's taking months and months to finish. I should really put the thing on life-support soon... or just shoot it in the head and put it out of its misery.
Duo: Hey! I've got a hard-on and you're gonna leave me like this?!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Me: Eeep! *runs*
*thinks* Oh, and since I accidentally blabbed to Asuka-sama and Mikke-chan, now I've got two fluffy/waffy fic in my queue. They're short little things, damn near pointless, but they're cute. ^____^ One's a 1+5 (no sex, dammit) and the other's a 1x2 (which has sex, but I may just fade to black or somesuch).
Duo: Yet again, no nookie for me... -___-
Wufei: Injustice! You get more than the rest of us combined!
Heero: I get to be seme in both of them. ^^V
Me: ... damned horny idiots...
*pokes Aoi-chan* Actually, I thought up the 1+5 for you, but Asuka attacked me for it as well.
Gah! Then there's the Massive!Evilness... >____< I really have been avoiding writing the two "major" sex scenes that happen in may part (there are major sex scenes? when did this happen? i thought this was all just smut?). Plus, I need to write some of the connecting scenes, and that damed fluffiness just won't go away and now I want to throw in some waff.
ookami!Heero: Can I fuck my slave now?
Me: No.
ookami!Heero: Can I fuck him now?
Me: No.
ookami!Heero: Can I fuck him now?
Me: No.
ookami!Heero: Can I spank him and then fuck him?
Me: *___* Sure, go for it.
neko!Duo: Aaaaah!
ookami!Heero: *pounce* *ravish*
[CENSORED FOR THE PROTECTION OF THE INNOCENT]
*smacks self* Baka Sera-chan... always trying to make things cute... or psychotic. Sometimes both at the same time...
Then there's all the backfics in my queue. Dammit. I really really need to get those done. Especially that 5x2 I started for Aoi... Wu's being pissy that he hasn't gotten any. Then there's the 4+3 psychofic for Aoi... and the 1+4 for Aoi...
... I'm sensing a trend here. Aah, well... Aoi-chan keeps me enthused and gives me improv-fics to write, so I don't mind so much.
Quatre: *pouts* Why am I always the psychotic one?
Trowa: Because you've got a history of mental problems?
Quatre: Say that again and you're sleeping alone for a month!
Trowa: ... at least I didn't bring up your father-issues...
Quatre: *goes ZERO System* AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Trowa: //_O
Gah! I just remembered that I need to finish "Once More Again" for K-chan, since she was salivating when I told her the plot. Plus... I really didn't want to leave "Better this Way" hanging the way it is. Sure, I don't have to write a sequel for it, but it's all planned out anyway. Plus... Random Acts of Angst! UST! And Duo throws an iron skillet at Heero's head!
What's there not to love? ^^;;
I guess that's it... except for that 1xR that I am trying to keep from getting plinked viciously. Damned crackbunnies. I like the original plot of it, and I don't want Relena to walk in on Heero and Duo banging each other.
Heero&Duo: WE DON'T WANT THAT EITHER!
Duo: *confused* I thought me and Heero weren't together in this fic?
Heero: *slaps hand over Duo's mouth* Shut up while she's in a good mood! Do you WANT me to end up a pussywhipped alcoholic and still married to Relena?
Duo: NO! *glomps*
Heero: *ravish*
[CENSORED FOR THE PROTECTION OF THE INNOCENT]
*checks Fic Queue* Oh... damn... and there's that MPreg fic... *evilness*
Heero: O_O
Duo: O_O
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Duo: This is all your fault!
Heero: ME?! YOU'RE the seme in this fic!
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Guess that's it...
*slinks away*
Oh yeah... and I'm still sick.
I really wanted to get some writing done during my vacation. I did. I swear. I think the evil presence of my parents has killed all my abilities to write smut. >__<;; It's very sad really, since I did get a bunny for Jana's 1x2x1 Masturbation fic contest thing. I just... don't feel smutty.
Damn cold.
Then there's that half-written 1x2 PWP lingering on my harddrive. For something titled "Ten Minutes," it's taking months and months to finish. I should really put the thing on life-support soon... or just shoot it in the head and put it out of its misery.
Duo: Hey! I've got a hard-on and you're gonna leave me like this?!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Me: Eeep! *runs*
*thinks* Oh, and since I accidentally blabbed to Asuka-sama and Mikke-chan, now I've got two fluffy/waffy fic in my queue. They're short little things, damn near pointless, but they're cute. ^____^ One's a 1+5 (no sex, dammit) and the other's a 1x2 (which has sex, but I may just fade to black or somesuch).
Duo: Yet again, no nookie for me... -___-
Wufei: Injustice! You get more than the rest of us combined!
Heero: I get to be seme in both of them. ^^V
Me: ... damned horny idiots...
*pokes Aoi-chan* Actually, I thought up the 1+5 for you, but Asuka attacked me for it as well.
Gah! Then there's the Massive!Evilness... >____< I really have been avoiding writing the two "major" sex scenes that happen in may part (there are major sex scenes? when did this happen? i thought this was all just smut?). Plus, I need to write some of the connecting scenes, and that damed fluffiness just won't go away and now I want to throw in some waff.
ookami!Heero: Can I fuck my slave now?
Me: No.
ookami!Heero: Can I fuck him now?
Me: No.
ookami!Heero: Can I fuck him now?
Me: No.
ookami!Heero: Can I spank him and then fuck him?
Me: *___* Sure, go for it.
neko!Duo: Aaaaah!
ookami!Heero: *pounce* *ravish*
[CENSORED FOR THE PROTECTION OF THE INNOCENT]
*smacks self* Baka Sera-chan... always trying to make things cute... or psychotic. Sometimes both at the same time...
Then there's all the backfics in my queue. Dammit. I really really need to get those done. Especially that 5x2 I started for Aoi... Wu's being pissy that he hasn't gotten any. Then there's the 4+3 psychofic for Aoi... and the 1+4 for Aoi...
... I'm sensing a trend here. Aah, well... Aoi-chan keeps me enthused and gives me improv-fics to write, so I don't mind so much.
Quatre: *pouts* Why am I always the psychotic one?
Trowa: Because you've got a history of mental problems?
Quatre: Say that again and you're sleeping alone for a month!
Trowa: ... at least I didn't bring up your father-issues...
Quatre: *goes ZERO System* AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Trowa: //_O
Gah! I just remembered that I need to finish "Once More Again" for K-chan, since she was salivating when I told her the plot. Plus... I really didn't want to leave "Better this Way" hanging the way it is. Sure, I don't have to write a sequel for it, but it's all planned out anyway. Plus... Random Acts of Angst! UST! And Duo throws an iron skillet at Heero's head!
What's there not to love? ^^;;
I guess that's it... except for that 1xR that I am trying to keep from getting plinked viciously. Damned crackbunnies. I like the original plot of it, and I don't want Relena to walk in on Heero and Duo banging each other.
Heero&Duo: WE DON'T WANT THAT EITHER!
Duo: *confused* I thought me and Heero weren't together in this fic?
Heero: *slaps hand over Duo's mouth* Shut up while she's in a good mood! Do you WANT me to end up a pussywhipped alcoholic and still married to Relena?
Duo: NO! *glomps*
Heero: *ravish*
[CENSORED FOR THE PROTECTION OF THE INNOCENT]
*checks Fic Queue* Oh... damn... and there's that MPreg fic... *evilness*
Heero: O_O
Duo: O_O
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Duo: This is all your fault!
Heero: ME?! YOU'RE the seme in this fic!
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Guess that's it...
*slinks away*
Oh yeah... and I'm still sick.
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Date: 2002-12-30 04:41 pm (UTC)heh, heh... i'm a bane. everything you seem to start for me never gets done. ^^;;
& 1+5?! where?! ::attacks hi-chan along with asuka::
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Date: 2002-12-31 12:03 am (UTC)And yes, 1+5... Wufei as a disgruntled college student. I'm sure you'll relate. ^___^
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Date: 2002-12-30 10:14 pm (UTC)LJ seems to keep logging me out. What's up with that?
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Date: 2002-12-31 12:08 am (UTC)And yes... evilness...
*tries to be smutty*
*fails*
*sigh*