Shameless Museficness
Dec. 27th, 2002 09:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater"Yo, Max... you're supposed to be killing the crackbunnies, not trying to out-shag them."
With a slightly irritated growl at being interrupted, Max pulled his lips away from Yuy's. His violet gaze narrowed at the interloper, then brightened. "What can I say? Killing things makes me horny."
Duo laughed from where he was hanging upside down from the rafters, his legs wrapped around the metal and a duffle bag hanging from his hands. His chestnut braid swung back and forth, almost of its own free will. "Looking at linoleum makes you horny."
The Muse counterpart just shrugged. "That's 'cuz I know what yer can do on linoleum."
"Max..." Yuy said plaintively. The braided Muse immediately turned to where he still had his lover pinned against the wall. Yuy was blushing deeply, trying to avoid Duo's piercing gaze. "Max... move your hand."
It was then that Max realized that he still had one hand down Yuy's pants. With a smirk, he gave Yuy a slight squeeze. "What's wrong? It's just Duo. He ain't gonna mind."
The Japanese Muse just gasped softly, his hips arching up and his hands finding no purchase against the cool metal of the wall. Max pressed a fierce kiss against Yuy's lips, and Yuy moaned, accepting the tongue that was pushed into his mouth without resistance. Just as his arms reached up to thread across the American's shoulder's, Max pulled away.
"Later, babe," he whispered into Yuy's ear.
Then Max whirled around, raising his hands to catch the duffle bag that Duo threw at him. He tossed it to Yuy (who had managed to gather his wits), then raised his arms again to catch Duo as he let go of the rafter and dropped down.
"Finally," Duo said, pulling himself out of Max's hold. "I was wondering if you were actually gonna fuck in front of me, or if you were gonna realize we've got shit to do."
"Heh," Max retorted, "Someone's pissy. Where's that idiot o' yers? I thought ya'll were paired up."
Duo just shrugged, his features going blank. "We split up. He's going to the CCS Wing to see if he can help there. I'm just causing havoc wherever I go." Then Duo bent over the duffle bag, unzipping it and pulling out several metal discs. "Is this hallway clear?"
Yuy nodded, accepting the metal discs and accessing the Castle's computers from a wall panel. "We've got the crackbunnies on ice?"
"Huh?"
Max had a lethal grin on his face. "Just look."
Duo turned around and his jaw dropped. The hallway was filled with... crackbunny-sicles. The bunnies seemed to be frozen in the midst of attacking, covered with a layer of frost and ice. Some bunnies had even broken apart and were laying in pieces across the floor. "What the hell...?"
Max smiled and lifted up a canister of liquid nitrogen. "Great stuff, inn'it?"
"Where the hell did you find--" Duo cut himself off, and just threw up his hands. "Forget it, I don't even want to know. Damn... now I really got to do something special to top this stunt of yours."
Before Max could make an unsavory comment, Yuy cut into the conversation. "Duo? Do these things work? I left them to Heero and they weren't 100% yet."
Duo took one of the discs out of Yuy's hands and slapped it on the wall. "Yeah, Heero managed to finish 'em. I'm playing Santa tonight, handing out all sorts of good things. We're trying to herd all the bunnies towards the Main Commons. The Q-ball figures that we can wipe them all out in one wave, as long as we can get them in one space."
"The big guns?" Max asked.
Yuy just snorted. "What are you going to use? The Writer already said no nukes or Buster Rifles."
"We got something better," Duo replied, a twinkle in his violet eyes.
"What's that?"
"Lina Inverse."
With a slightly irritated growl at being interrupted, Max pulled his lips away from Yuy's. His violet gaze narrowed at the interloper, then brightened. "What can I say? Killing things makes me horny."
Duo laughed from where he was hanging upside down from the rafters, his legs wrapped around the metal and a duffle bag hanging from his hands. His chestnut braid swung back and forth, almost of its own free will. "Looking at linoleum makes you horny."
The Muse counterpart just shrugged. "That's 'cuz I know what yer can do on linoleum."
"Max..." Yuy said plaintively. The braided Muse immediately turned to where he still had his lover pinned against the wall. Yuy was blushing deeply, trying to avoid Duo's piercing gaze. "Max... move your hand."
It was then that Max realized that he still had one hand down Yuy's pants. With a smirk, he gave Yuy a slight squeeze. "What's wrong? It's just Duo. He ain't gonna mind."
The Japanese Muse just gasped softly, his hips arching up and his hands finding no purchase against the cool metal of the wall. Max pressed a fierce kiss against Yuy's lips, and Yuy moaned, accepting the tongue that was pushed into his mouth without resistance. Just as his arms reached up to thread across the American's shoulder's, Max pulled away.
"Later, babe," he whispered into Yuy's ear.
Then Max whirled around, raising his hands to catch the duffle bag that Duo threw at him. He tossed it to Yuy (who had managed to gather his wits), then raised his arms again to catch Duo as he let go of the rafter and dropped down.
"Finally," Duo said, pulling himself out of Max's hold. "I was wondering if you were actually gonna fuck in front of me, or if you were gonna realize we've got shit to do."
"Heh," Max retorted, "Someone's pissy. Where's that idiot o' yers? I thought ya'll were paired up."
Duo just shrugged, his features going blank. "We split up. He's going to the CCS Wing to see if he can help there. I'm just causing havoc wherever I go." Then Duo bent over the duffle bag, unzipping it and pulling out several metal discs. "Is this hallway clear?"
Yuy nodded, accepting the metal discs and accessing the Castle's computers from a wall panel. "We've got the crackbunnies on ice?"
"Huh?"
Max had a lethal grin on his face. "Just look."
Duo turned around and his jaw dropped. The hallway was filled with... crackbunny-sicles. The bunnies seemed to be frozen in the midst of attacking, covered with a layer of frost and ice. Some bunnies had even broken apart and were laying in pieces across the floor. "What the hell...?"
Max smiled and lifted up a canister of liquid nitrogen. "Great stuff, inn'it?"
"Where the hell did you find--" Duo cut himself off, and just threw up his hands. "Forget it, I don't even want to know. Damn... now I really got to do something special to top this stunt of yours."
Before Max could make an unsavory comment, Yuy cut into the conversation. "Duo? Do these things work? I left them to Heero and they weren't 100% yet."
Duo took one of the discs out of Yuy's hands and slapped it on the wall. "Yeah, Heero managed to finish 'em. I'm playing Santa tonight, handing out all sorts of good things. We're trying to herd all the bunnies towards the Main Commons. The Q-ball figures that we can wipe them all out in one wave, as long as we can get them in one space."
"The big guns?" Max asked.
Yuy just snorted. "What are you going to use? The Writer already said no nukes or Buster Rifles."
"We got something better," Duo replied, a twinkle in his violet eyes.
"What's that?"
"Lina Inverse."
