Huh... turned on the TV...

[windandwater]

... and what did I find on but Dogma on Comedy Central.

I love Dogma; it's one of those movies I can watch over and over again, like Shawshank Redemption or Mr. Holland's Opus... or Star Wars. ^^;; I mean, Dogma is one of those movies that manages to push a lot of buttons, but in such an amusing manner. Satire at its finest, at least in my opinion. But, of course, I'm rather existentialist and like to question my own reality.

And the movie has great quotes!

Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
Jay: Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

Bethany: What's he like? God?
Metatron: Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor.

Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.

Rufus: But thinking that a married couple isn't gonna get it on, that's just gullability!

Loki: Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

Bartleby: Our last two days on Earth. If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
Loki: Well, let's do the next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.

Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it. I just love to keep those guys on their toes.

And my favorite...

Loki: He's your son, you sick fuck.

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[aoi.livejournal.com]

Loki: He's your son, you sick fuck.

hrmm... i always thought it was "you're his father, you sick fuck."... but yeah, that would be my favorite too. ^_~.

*ponders*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I think you're right. Oh well, you get the same meaning. What tickles me about the quote is that in the original script, the line is: "You're her father, you sick fuck." Of course, Matt Damon obviously changed the line when he read it, and they kept the change. What does *that* say?