Telling the Muses

[windandwater]

To: GBoyz (cry_havoc@mayhem.org)
CC: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net), Duo Maxwell (braidboy@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov)
Fwd: HY (psycho@stalkers.org), Heero (perfection_sucks@soldiers.com), HYuy (zeros_slave@preventers.org), Yuy Heero (scowl@gboyz.net), Max Duo (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
Re: The Updated Queue

Muses --

This is the "current" plotbunny queue. I will tolerate NO BITCHING about the way the fics are queued. Yuy, Max, I've e-mailed this to you two as well, considering that Yuy is allowed in for bunnywork and Max, you're just a horny bastard. And Heero? Please pick one damn e-mail address and tell me what it is! I know that you're obsessive about computers, but this is annoying.

Also, please remember that the queue is subject to change at any time, at the discretion of the bunnies. The queue is an indication of which fics have higher priority, but not necessarily an indication of when they will actually be finished.

-- Untitled Fic; 1+2
-- Hungry Eyes, songfic; 2+1
-- One More Time, sequel to Better This Way; 1+2
-- Quid Pro Quo, prequel to Cowboy; 1x2x1
-- Anything Anything, songfic; 1xR, 1+2
-- Gilded Cage, Blue Series; 4+3
-- Here's To the Night, songfic; 5+2
-- Be Here; ?+2
-- Ten Minutes, PWP; 1x2

*Unknowns, to be finished ASAP but not fitting in regular queue*

-- Moments of Rapture fic (if at all possible)
-- threesome fic, 5x1x2 (???)
-- 1x2x1 Masturbation fic (perhaps rework Ten Minutes for this?)

Dammit, Duo! You're ALL OVER THE QUEUE! No wonder Wufei always bitches at me!

-- The Writer

Comments

[skyblueandblack.livejournal.com]

To: Writer (insane@fangirl.net), Duo Maxwell (braidboy@thanatos.net)
From: Max (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
Re: Re: The Updated Queue

Just wonderin' if ya'll want my help for the Cowboy prequel, or if you've got that covered, Duo. Just give me a shout.

Yuy's in raptures thinking about all the fun he gets to have while Heero's away. He's awfully cute like that. ::grin::

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Max (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
From: The Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
Re: Re: Re: The Updated Queue

Max --

If I told you to stay away from the two boys that you dearly love to shag, you wouldn't listen to me anyway.

And stop waxing poetic about Yuy being cute, as it quite disturbs me for some reason.

-- The Writer

Re:

[skyblueandblack.livejournal.com]

To: The Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
From: Max (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
Re: Re: Re: Re: The Updated Queue

Hey, they love the shagging as much as I do. :::grin:::

... But he is cute like that!

-Max

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Li'l Bro (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
From: Duo (braidboy@thanatos.net)
Re: Thanks for the offer!

Yo, bro!

Nah, Quid Pro Quo is pretty much a *me* fic, not a *you* fic, if ya know what I mean, and ya probably do. And don't worry 'bout Yuy... I'm taking good care of him, but he seems sorta lonely. Or hard up. I can't decide. *chuckle* 'Sides, you know me and Yuy don't get on quite like that.

If ya do visit, could you... uh... bring that rope? You know... the rope.

<3 Duo

Re:

[skyblueandblack.livejournal.com]

To: Duo (brainboy@thanatos.net)
From: Max (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
Re: Anytime, man!

Just thought I'd double-check on that.

Yes, I remember the rope. I'll hop on over with that in the morning.

-Max

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
From: H.Y. (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net)
Re: Status of E-Mail

Writer, this will be my primary e-mail contact, provided that Relena does not start spamming me again. I am relieved that you have decided to use that filter so Relena cannot get my addresses again, but she is most persistent.

I am working satisfactorily in this other place. M!Duo is quite... amusing. And he screams very loudly. Yes... very amusing indeed. Though, having a dead me wandering around would be disturbing if I was not in uberseme!Mode.

-- HY

Omae o korosu!

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

To: H.Y. (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net)
From: H.Y. (vengeful@the.ether.net)
Re: You boyfriend-stealing bastard!

I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS. Don't you doubt that! I will find a way to get revenge for you and all your co-conspirators for what you've done to my Duo! Just as soon as I can get reincarnated, anyway YOU WILL FACE YOUR DEATH!

And let me just say, that if Duo turns up over here, I will find a way to make you SUFFER BEFORE YOU DIE. For a long time. WEEKS.

Gotta go, Treize wants to use the terminal.

--Yuy

Re: Omae o korosu!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: H.Y. (vengeful@the.ether.net)
From: H.Y. (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net)
Re: You boyfriend-stealing bastard!

Hn. Someone sounds like they have a, shall we say, slight inferiority complex? What? Are you afraid that I will... harm... Duo in a way that tops you at every turn? Perhaps you fear that I'll just top you, period. Duo is so very nice... his voice is strong. I shall have to thank you for that.

Very interesting indeed...

-- H.Y.

P.S. Suffering? I have been married to Relena. There is no torture that compares.

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

To: H.Y. (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net)
From: H.Y. (vengeful@the.ether.net)
Re: You boyfriend-stealing bastard!

>> Are you afraid that I will... harm... Duo in a way that tops you at every turn?

I'm afraid that you'll harm him in such a way that damages his permanent mental health and then I'll NEVER get any nookie again! If you're planning to damage my boyfriend, I think that *you'd* better be prepared to compensate for my loss!

And at least *I* don't feel the need to dive into the BDSM scene as a way to compensate for my sexual inferiority.


--Yuy.

P.S. Try me.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: H.Y. (vengeful@the.ether.net)
From: H.Y. (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net)
Re: You boyfriend-stealing bastard!

>> And at least *I* don't feel the need to dive into the BDSM scene as a way to compensate for my sexual inferiority.

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. If you knew anything at all, you would know that true BDSM requires infinite trust and understanding between both parties. So what does it say, if Duo allows me to do such things to him, at his own pleasure? What would you do if you knew he was begging me to hit him harder? He's so beautiful when he cries.

>> I think that *you'd* better be prepared to compensate for my loss!

Would you really like to experience that? While twincest is more *my* Duo's kink, I am not as adverse to the option as everyone thinks.

-- H.Y.

P.S. Yes... I quite think I will.

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

To: H.Y. (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net)
From: H.Y. (vengeful@the.ether.net)
Re: You boyfriend-stealing bastard!

>>Would you really like to experience that?

I'd rather take it from a SNAKE! I'm not so desperate for Duo's company that I'll take it second-hand from an asshole like you, and I mean that literally!

And the only POSSIBLE way Duo could be getting anything good out of this is if he were mistaking YOU for ME. That's MY trust that you're exploiting, and that's what makes me maddest of all! How would you like it if, after reincarnating, I stopped by the Muse Mansion for a quickie with YOUR personal playtoys, hmm?

--Yuy.
P.S. Bring your own snake, teme!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: H.Y. (vengeful@the.ether.net)
From: H.Y. (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net)
Re: You boyfriend-stealing bastard!

Well the fic is done now. You may pick up the pieces as you wish.

>> How would you like it if, after reincarnating, I stopped by the Muse Mansion for a quickie with YOUR personal playtoys, hmm?

I am quite sure they would not mind, as they are quite a lusty bunch. The difference is, neither on mine would ever mistake you for me.

-- H.Y.
P.S. No, I think not. That would be cruel to the snake.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
CC: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov)
Fwd: Yuy Heero (scowl@gboyz.net), Max Duo (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
From: Duo (braidboy@thanatos.net)
Re: the fucking queue


>> Dammit, Duo! You're ALL OVER THE QUEUE! No wonder Wufei always bitches at me!

Dammit, Writer, it's not *MY* fault I'm all over the fucking queue! You're the one that loves me to little tiny bits and expresses that love by making me angst my GUTS out! And Wufei would bitch at ya anyway because he's a pissy bastard.

Besides, I'm the cutest.

:P

- Duo -
"I make Death look good."

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Duo (braidboy@thanatos.net)
CC: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov)
Fwd: Yuy Heero (scowl@gboyz.net), Max Duo (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
From: Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com)
Re: the fucking queue

>> And Wufei would bitch at ya anyway because he's a pissy bastard.

WHAT?! You're treading on thin ice, Maxwell! I am not a "pissy bastard"! I can detail my lineage back through 20 generations! And you would be upset as well, if your fic hadn't been worked on in months! I am completely JUSTIFIED in maintaining my curent position!

-- Chang

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com)
CC: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov)
Fwd: Yuy Heero (scowl@gboyz.net), Max Duo (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
From: Duo (braidboy@thanatos.net)
Re: the fucking queue

>> I am completely JUSTIFIED in maintaining my curent position!

And what position is that, 'Fei? Having your head stuck in your ass?

- Duo -
"I make Death look good."

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Duo (braidboy@thanatos.net)
CC: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov)
Fwd: Yuy Heero (scowl@gboyz.net), Max Duo (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
From: Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com)
Re: the fucking queue

>> And what position is that, 'Fei? Having your head stuck in your ass?

IT ISN'T GOING TO BE MY HEAD THAT'S STUCK IN YOUR ASS ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, MAXWELL!!!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Duo (braidboy@thanatos.net)
CC: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov)
Fwd: Yuy Heero (scowl@gboyz.net), Max Duo (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
From: Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com)
Re: the fucking queue

>> Besides, I'm the cutest.

Excuse me? You're the cutest, Duo? May I remind you that *I* am the one with the blonde hair, marine eyes, and angelic features? Obviously, *I* am the cutest. I know that Heero whispers sweet nothings in your ear, but that's what they are... nothing. No substance.

And you can't beat me in a pink shirt. Pink is much cuter than the dull black you wear all the time.

* Quatre *
"I'm sorry, would you like me to kick your ass again?"

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

To: Quatre Winner (the_MAN@WEI.com)
CC: Heero Yuy (shinigamis_keeper@thanatos.net), Trowa Barton (killer_clown@WEI.com), Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com), Relena Darlian (prussian_pink@cinq.gov)
Fwd: Yuy Heero (scowl@gboyz.net), Max Duo (rodeocowboy@longgun.org)
From: Duo (braidboy@thanatos.net)
Re: the fucking queue

>> Excuse me? You're the cutest, Duo? May I remind you that *I* am the one with the
>> blonde hair, marine eyes, and angelic features? Obviously, *I* am the cutest. I
>> know that Heero whispers sweet nothings in your ear, but that's what they are...
>> nothing. No substance.

WHAT?! No way, Q-ball. I'm obviously the cutest. I've got long chestnut hair, stunning amethyst eyes, and flawless creamy skin. PLUS I've got elfin features in a heart-shaped face. There ain't nothin' cuter than that, Q.

And all the black makes me mysterious and sexy and adds to my total cute factor. Besides, my ass looks better than yours.

- Duo -
"I make Death look good."