I'm sick... sick, I tell you!

[windandwater]

This is so damn cool. Try it yourself. Though, I must be a massive pervert or something, considering the word choices I used. But it's *damn* funny.

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young $2 HOOKER named DUO. He was LOVINGLY HUMPING in the DEEP forest when he met PRETTY HEERO, a run-away STRIPPER from the AWESOME Queen RELENA.

DUO could see that PRETTY HEERO was hungry so he reached into his BUCKET and give him his WET ICE CREAM. PRETTY HEERO was thankful for DUO's ICE CREAM, so he told DUO a very PULSATING story about Queen RELENA's daughter HILDE. How her mother, the AWESOME Queen RELENA, kept her locked away in a PREVENTER HQ protected by a gigantic WOLF, because HILDE was so SOFT.

DUO RAN. He vowed to PRETTY HEERO the STRIPPER that he would save the SOFT HILDE. He would KISS the WOLF, and take HILDE far away from her eveil mother, the AWESOME Queen RELENA, and DANCE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a WARM RAINSTORM and PRETTY HEERO the STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WOLF from his story. AWESOME Queen RELENA SLEPT out from behind a MIRROR and struck DUO dead. In the far off PREVENTER HQ you could hear a SLURP.

THE END.

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Comments

LOL...Best Story I read so far...

[love4anangel.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that was a good one. Love the words you got. That was good. :p Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.