Is this what it means to be braindead?

Heard this song on the radio the other day:

( lyrics )

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
( more lyrics )

And all I could think was: 'Well, her actions constitue a tort. Probably trespass to chattels, unless the damage to the car was enough to be considered conversion. Then she'd be liable for the full price of the car, instead of the price of repairing the harm.'


... OTL

Video games can save your life!

Boy survives moose attack because of WoW.

It's wonderful how you can't make this shit up.