One of the neighbors had a party which is apparently breaking up just now. Or people are leaving. Loud people, which is why I went to my window to look and make sure no one was dying or something when I heard that screech. No, it's two guys, both stumbling as they walk. Yup, they both drank. One guy says he'll drive. I'm about to go back to my late night internet surfing before bed, when I witness (and hear) this conversation):
Guy1: I'm gonna just piss on the grass. *puts hands to fly and stumbles to our fence, but thankfully the neighbor's side of the front lawn*
Guy2: No, do it on the car.
Guy1: *turns around and takes the few steps to said car*
Girl: *stumbles up and says something I can't hear*
Guy1: *wavers between the lawn and car and finally goes for the car*
Girl&Guy2: *watch and get in their car which is parked behind pissed-on-car*
Me: *thinks very loudly because parents are asleep* WTF THIS IS NOT HAPPENING EW EW EW.
*SHUDDERS*
I did not... watch the deed. *gag* I was rather horrified and quickly backed away from my window. Ew ew ew ew ew.
I'm going to bed now. And hopefully I will not dream of pee.
Guy1: I'm gonna just piss on the grass. *puts hands to fly and stumbles to our fence, but thankfully the neighbor's side of the front lawn*
Guy2: No, do it on the car.
Guy1: *turns around and takes the few steps to said car*
Girl: *stumbles up and says something I can't hear*
Guy1: *wavers between the lawn and car and finally goes for the car*
Girl&Guy2: *watch and get in their car which is parked behind pissed-on-car*
Me: *thinks very loudly because parents are asleep* WTF THIS IS NOT HAPPENING EW EW EW.
*SHUDDERS*
I did not... watch the deed. *gag* I was rather horrified and quickly backed away from my window. Ew ew ew ew ew.
I'm going to bed now. And hopefully I will not dream of pee.
