Okay, I'll bite...

Totally stolen from cock_my_gun or at least, his mun, who is still a pervy pedophile who wants to get in Bikky's pants. (Hi, Dee~! ♥ Hi!)


If my LJ were a fandom:

a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?


... I'm almost afraid of the answers.

I HAVE HOPE FOR THE WORLD

YES YES MOTHERFUCKING YES!

THEY CALLED IT CHIDORI THEY CALLED IT CHIDORI AND DIDN'T DO A LAME TRANSLATION OF THE JUTSU THANK YOU FOR BEING SMART DUBBERS THANK YOU.

CHIDORI!

SASUKE YOU'RE SO COOL.