That was unexpected

Apparently, aoi is currently getting drunk without me. How unfair. Well, at least I know I'm not the only one that sends drunken text messages. *saves as evidence*

*groans and curls up*

To: Ovaries
CC: Various Other Girly Bits
From: Me
Re: Waking Up and Moving Around


... okay. Fine. Being vertical is not a good idea right now. I get it. Please stop hurting. I'll bring out the Midol and heating pads if I need to. And if this is a false alarm (which it's probably not), I will hate you forever.

Boom shaka,

Me