... I haven't even had that phone interview yet, and my parents are already starting in on their second life goal for me. My dad sat next to me while I was gnawing on some fried chicken and asked me: "When are you giving me apo (grandchildren)?"
I am quite appalled and disgusted and I want to stab something. This after both my parents know that I've had terrible luck with guys and 3/5ths of the guys I HAVE been interested in turned into stalkers. No lie. I'm glad I have caller ID on my cellphone, because I have to screen my calls. Still. And the other 2/5ths are absolute losers.
I'm going to have myself a nice milk chocolate chip cookie and read some porn now.