Why do I hurt myself like this?

All I'm going to say about the Naruto dub is that they better keep Chidori and Rasengan as Chidori and Rasengan. Because, while I don't mind them translating jutsu names (yes, the Shishi Rendan does mean Lion's Barrage, even if I like 'Lion Combo' better; and yes, Kakashi can keep his Lightning Edge since he does call his attack Raikiri), it'll still be stupid for the fight between Naruto and Sasuke to go like this:

Sasuke: A THOUSAND BIRDS!!
Naruto: SWIRLING BALL!!

... see?

So, please, dub, think of the stupid involved in shounen attack names.

It's still today!

... how would you like your spankings?