Things in a List

1. Will not be about tomorrow, as the paternal figure is dragging me to a family thing. Unless my ovaries cause me to bleed to death. Then I think I might be able to beg off.

2. I have a new cellphone! Sorta. My cell broke itself in Vegas, and I finally got the replacement phone shipped to me. Yay for warranties. *pets cell*

3. Happy Birthday to everyone who had a birthday! I know I've missed a number of them because my mind has not been in one place lately. And I keep thinking that I've written in LJ when I haven't. I hate when I do that.

4. I am totally craving breakfast. Like with hashbrowns, scrambled eggs, bacon, waffles, the works. Damn hormonal cravings.

5. I really like French manicures and pedicures. My fingers and toes look very nice and cute and match with everything.

6. It's late and I'm tired.

7. I really need to put more songs on my iPod. Yondy-chan is lonely.

8. <3 <3 <3

More Lists

1.

To: Body
CC: Reproductive Organs
From: Me
Re: Current Performance Evaluation

When I said "bleed to death" to get out of going to the party today, I was mostly kidding. You stupid bitches.

Boom shaka,

Me

2. There's another birthday today! Happy Birthday, blue_soaring!

3. Damn, there's a lot of birthdays this month. And guess what? Count nine months back. That's right. ALL OF YOU WERE CONCEIVED ON NEW YEAR'S. Or, at least, around that time. Bwheheheh.

4. I like crackers.

... I just had to say this

BELIEVE IT!

... am I bitter about the Naruto dub? Why do you ask?

>_>;;