[Naruto] Chapter 260 + 261 Teaser

Fuck you Kishimoto.

Fuck you. Fuck your family. Fuck the horse you rode on. Fuckyour little dog, too. Don't force me to hate you in that way I hate CLAMP for not finishing X. Just... FUCK. YOU.

*goes away to cry and deny reality*

... I don't think Sirius is dead either, so ha! I can live on AU fanfics for the rest of my life, too!

... o_O*

There's... something outside that's rusty-squeaking rhythmically. I can hear it from my room. And it's rusty-squeaking rhythmically the way a bed would be squeaking if people were engaging in vigourous sex on it. But I KNOW it's not the sound of a squeaky bed.

*listens to the squeaks more*

Right. I'm turning on WinAmp now because it's getting annoying in that weird way.

*grumbles about stupidity*

Normally, I detest wank. I mean, I laugh at it from a safe distance because it's usually amusing and funny, but I don't like to personally be caught up in wank. Tonight, I had to email two fanfic writers (technically three, because one of them is a duo who co-writes fics) because their fics were being plagerized on FF.Net. Haaa... some good DOES come from me wading through that pit of voles everyday.

If you are curious (or wanky), here is the plagerizer's profile, for safekeeping and future amusement:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/745552/

This person stole "Spartan Ninjas" and "Spiral Falling" two VERY LONG and HEAVILY REVIEWED Naruto fics on AFF.Net. Hell, I've seen BeccaAmon, the author of Spiral Falling posting her new chapters on sasuxnaru. *sighs* How stupid do you have to be, to not only plagerize TWO fics from TWO different authors, but KEEP THEIR NAMES ON IT? That's what made me laugh when I saw the Spartan Ninjas fic. Cecilia Tsukineko & Kirei Kitsue's names were totally still at the top of the fic.

Honestly, if you're going to plagerize, won't you be a little smart about it and not just do a full copy-paste? Idiot people.

Ah, and just to be nice, here's the two REAL FICS so you can read them, too. I especially adore Spiral Falling. Rawr. School uniforms. Raaawr. Hawt smut. And Spartan Ninjas has YONDAIME. Bwee! <3

Spartan Ninjas by Cecilia Tsukineko & Kirei Kitsue.

Spiral Falling by BeccaAmon.

This is my good deed for... for the week, at least. Maybe even the month. :3