z____Z *piffle*

I am chugging down a Venti Caramel Machiatto. This should immediately tell you a number of things:

1. My relative mental incoherency
2. How cold it is outside
3. How little sleep I got
3a. That I fell asleep on the bus and slept past my stop, and had to get off and walk back up Kearny to Market Street.
3b. That I hate it when the goddamn buses don't announce stops and REALLY HATE it when the little screen that says what the stops are is wrong.
4. That I will be complaining later today about coffee rotting my gut

... on a semi-related note, I want to make up a super cool coffee order for when I go into Starbuck's. Something that will make the baristas hide from me in fear. Something like a Venti Double Shot Extra Hot Extra Foam Extra Caramel Caramel Machiatto.

At least I will sound cooler than those people who order Grande Soy Non-Fat Chai. *growls at them*

*goes back to sucking down coffee*

Hmmm... uncommonly pervy...

Just to torment dmaxwell...

Do your boys hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your boys hang low?

... the lack of sleep has put my brain in default perv mode. I fear what I'm writing in my notes for class. We're studying sales, mergers, and disclosures...

And the professor just said something about "dribbling out."

x___X *brain fizzles under the pervy onslaught*

I hunger...

... for lunch.

But first, I must get my Prof. Resp. books from my locker and chuck the Corps. I can read the chapter during lunch before class.

( To Do for today )

o_O*

The girl in the carrel next to me is cursing under her breath and it's getting kind of scary. She's going on and on about the "fucking noise". We're in the Library. If she thinks it's loud, she can fucking well buy earplugs, or use headphones like the rest of us sane, logical people. Or she can get a frickin' grip.

Bitch, please.

I'm glad she went away, even though I'm leaving to go to class now.

*sits in Prof Resp and immediately spaces out*

@___@

I should buy stock in McDonald's and Starbuck's. *slurps soda*

I also need to buy AA batteries for my CD player.

*looks around*

Do I want to stay here and study, or do I want to go home now and take a nap? Right. That's a no-brainer. I can come in earlier tomorrow morning to do my Evidence readings. First, I shall do my banking things, then I will go home.

My pyjamas are calling to me.

z___Z

Baaaaa...

( cut for memeness )