:::snort:::

and i just needed something funny to read today. this is an snippet from "Skirting the Issue" by KC. read the whole thing, it's funny.


Quatre fell to his knees, weakened by the blast. "Guys...you're gonna...have to transform...or else we'll lose..."

"What the hell!" Duo grinned, setting Heero on the ground. "Duo...Star...Power!"

His black clothing melted away only to be replaced by a completely black leather sailor suit and skirt with thigh high boots and long gloves, with a cat-like mask that barely concealed his eyes. Bat wings protruded from his back and slipped along his shoulders and body like a cloak. In one hand, he held a long, glowing scythe.

"Wow..." Heero breathed. "I knew dreams could come true, but...wow..."

"Duo Shinigami Deathscythe Slice!" Duo yelled, performing an elaborate move with the sickle. Two cutting beams shot out and struck the girls, but again they got back on their feet. "Damn...that never failed before..."

"Duo!" Heero said. "You've dressed up like this before?"

Duo only grinned.

blaaaaaaaaaarrgh...

ugh... an unproductive sunday as usual. but i got to sleep until after 11:30 AM, so everything works out for me in the end.

things done today:

-- showered
-- ate
-- balanced checkbook
-- went grocery shopping
-- deposited money in savings
-- put gas in car
-- put air in tires
-- bought a dozen krispy kremes for breakfast this week
-- watched GW (and consequently got to see Heero and Duo be shounen ai-ish while Duo's wearing a backless hospital gown. rowr.)

now i must see if i can get organized for tomorrow and brief for torts.

i repeat: blaaaaaaaaaaarrgh...

:::sighs:::

To: The Perverted Security Guards
From: Me

Perverted Security Guards --

You bastards. Could you try and be a little more discrete when saying: "Mmmm... I'd like a piece of that?" ?! Not everyone in the world is as deaf and dumb as you two. Also, just because I'm wearing a tank top on a warm day doesn't give you the right to eye me like a side of beef. You're lucky I wasn't closer or I would've bitched you out but good.

I don't need to be hassled when I just want to do my grocery shopping.

Pervs.

-- Me