awake now

my breakfast was a slice of chocolate cake. can't get any better than that.

i'm in a mood to write. it doesn't mean that i *will*, just that i'm the mood to. eh. i guess i'll write that musefic that needs to get done. that's ficcish. plus, i was attacked by a fucked-up-songfic-bunny while i was having breakfast. it's Duo... killing people... to "Hungry Eyes"... you know, that song from the "Dirty Dancing" soundtrack?

it's disturbing. i heard the song, had a horrid flashback to the 80s, and then suddenly Duo's there slitting someone's throat to the chorus of the song. i may entretain this notion. just shameless insanity. like a pwp, but with no sex.

here's the lyrics just to show you how fucked up this bunny is:


Eric Carmen - Hungry Eyes


I've been meaning to tell you
I've got this feelin' that won't subside
I look at you and I fantasize
You're mine tonight
Now I've got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I

I wanna hold you so hear me out
I wanna show you what love's all about
Darlin' tonight
Now I've got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I
I've got hungry eyes
Now I've got you in my sights
With those hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise

I need you to see
This love was meant to be

[SOLO]

I've got hungry eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I
I've got hungry eyes
Now I've got you in my sights
With those hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise
With my hungry eyes
I need...
Hungry eyes
Now I've got you in my sights
With my hungry eyes

One More For the Road

Yuy ghosted silently down the hallways of Castle Anthrax. He had left Duo sleeping deeply in his bed, the shadows of pain and nightmares still etched deeply on the braided boy's face. Yuy had a mission -- one that had be called to his attention the moment he had slipped out of the warm bed and stood watching Duo sleep. Heero's irrationality and bastard-like tendencies were getting out of hand. It was one thing for in-fic emotions to spill out into mansion-life, but this was going too far. It was one thing for the Writer to entertain those little black-eyed angst bunnies that cluttered the hallways, it was Her choice about what to write. But you'd think, for once, Heero would let go of all of that and be *happy* once he wasn't working.

It looked like Yuy would have to beat some sense into him.

He still remembered the raised eyebrow he'd gotten from Barton at his attire. He was in his green tanktop and spandex shorts again. Something he rarely wore in the Hacienda. Max always said that "barefoot and pregnant" was the way he liked him. Considering that Yuy was a boy, the pregnant part didn't apply, but the rest did. At that thought, Yuy felt a twinge of pain in his chest. He hadn't seen Max in *ages* and was starting to miss his American lover.

Speak of the Devil.

Just as he rounded a corner, he nearly slammed straight into Max's broad chest. The braided young man was frenzied and he drew his gun at the sight of Yuy.

"HEERO!" Max yelled.

Yuy squealed and froze, his hands up and against the wall. "Wrong Yuy!" he cried out.

Max blinked bleary violet eyes at him, the scratched his head with the barrel of his gun. "Yuy?"

Yuy nodded happily and glomped his lover. "Oh, Max! I'm so glad to see you!"

The braided man smiled then, holstering his gun and wrapping his arms around Yuy. They shared a passionate kiss that nearly made Yuy melt into a little puddle of happy goo.

"Oh, God... am I glad ta see you. What the hell are ya doin' here anyway? I thought you were stayin' back home!"

Yuy blushed and ducked his head. "I changed my mind."

Max frowned, then sighed. "So ya know what's goin' on?"

The Japanese boy nodded, his arms still wrapped around Max's waist. "I found Duo a little while ago. He asleep."

At those words, Max's eyes brightened a little. "So my counterpart's been found, eh? How is he?"

"He's pretty bad off, koi. And you're not looking too hot either."

"I thought you said you's accept me for who I am?"

"Not if you haven't showered in a while."

Max laughed and kissed the tip of Yuy's nose. "So what *are* you doin' in these hallways dressed like *that*?"

Yuy looked down at his spandex. "Ninmu."

Max raised an eyebrow and Yuy went on. "You're in no condition to hunt down my counterpart, Max. He'd rip you apart."

Violet eyes glared, snapping sparks. Yuy refused to be cowed and returned a glare of his own.

"An' you think you'd do any better?"

"Why the hell does everyone keep asking me that?! I'm still fuckin' Heero Yuy! I'd last longer against my counterpart longer than anyone! Now you're gonna go back to the GW Wing and get some rest and let me beat some sense into my counterpart!"

"Whoa, Yuy... chill."

"No goddammit! This whole fucking mansion is crazy and it's making me crazy and all I want to do is have you fuck me into next week, but that's not gonna happen because I've gotta kill my baka counterpart and I don't know why I get all those funny feelings around Duo and now I'm all confused and I need to shoot something!"

Max's eyes widened comically and he took a slight step away from where his little Japanese lover was ranting insanely. A little more and Yuy would be frothing at the mouth. Suddenly, Prussian blue eyes fixed his violet ones with a Death Glare (TM) and Max swallowed nervously.

"Now are you going to argue with me, or are you going to do what I say?"

The braided man nodded. "I'll leave Heero to Yuy. Just make sure to make it painful for me."

Yuy brightened, bounced over and kissed Max sloppily. "Don't worry, koi! I'll make sure he gets what he deserves!"

Then Yuy disappeared around a corner.

Max shook his head and turned to head to the GW Common Room.

:::shakes head:::

whoa.

attack of the amazing!bouncy!genki!Heero.

well, k-chan, apparently when Yuy is around Max his flaming!uke! level shoots through the roof. gah... he's was so happy i nearly threw up.

and i thought *i* had a fucked up Heero Yuy.