who knows spanish and wants to translate?

Caress Me Down - Sublime
mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy
and if you wanna get popped in your knee
just wipe that look off your fat face
you hate me cause I got what you need
a pretty little daughter that we call mixie
if you wanna get beat psychically... it will be over in a minute if ya..

so she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn’t know she had that GI Joe kung-fu grip

chorus: (repeat)
and it went uuh caress me down
uhh and that’s the lovin’ sound

when I kiss mixie it makes me feel horny
cause I’m the type of lover with the sensitivity
when she kiss my neck and tickle me fancy
she give me the right kind of love on Sunday morning

en otro lado es donde viví con mijita que se llama mixie
y su hermana si me quiere
y ahorita tenemos un bebé

sus padres sus padres me trataron matar
but they did not get to far
un poco después tuve que regresar
con un chingo de dinero cuz you know I’m a star

yo fui a Costa Rica para comer y sufriar
practicaba con la raza cuz they know who we are
sí no le dió cuenta and I bet you never will
you must be a muñeca if you’re still standing still

chorus (repeat)

me gusta reggae
me gusta punk rock
pero la cosa que me gusta más es panochita

Pon la nalga en el aire if you know who you are
con el nalga en el aire empieza gritar
no tenga miedo I’m your papí
take your chones y los manden a mí

levanta levanta tienes que gritar
levanta levanta tienes que bailar

chorus (repeat)

and the girls caressed me down
and that’s the lovin’ sound

:::winces:::

i have a lot of writing to do with my museposts. i *thought* that i finished the bit with Yuy arriving in Castle Anthrax. then i remembered that i *did* write the musefic, but aohell dropped me and i lost the bit and i was so pissed that i just gave up for the night. :::nervous laugh:::

well, i'm gonna fix that all right now. at least... :::thinks::: three museposts. hell, my relatives are all in the house, i'm sequestering myself, and i really don't want to deal with my financial shit right now :::looks at the loan numbers and shudders:::

let the games begin!

same but different

It was all his Author's fault, really.

Yuy had been perfectly happy to wallow in his own self misery after being left behind at the Hacienda by his Duo and Trowa. Not that Wufei and Quatre weren't fun, but they weren't Duo. In fact, Yuy was just a *little* bit miffed that Duo -- Max -- always dropped everything he was doing (Yuy in particular) to run off to comfort his counterpart. Hell, the Writer of Castle Anthrax was a certified psycho! She *enjoyed* to torment her Muses! It happened all the time! And yet, Max always left him to be with Duo.

This made Yuy feel a bit paranoid. And pissy.

Of course, Yuy couldn't really *blame* Duo. Something *really* bad must have happened for the braided boy (who was as gay as you could get without bursting into flames sometimes) to turn *het*. Plus, Yuy's counterpart was a grade-A bastard most of the time. The Japanese boy thought it was probably because he was so seme all the time... he never got to just lay back and enjoy the ride... he always had to be in control.

Still, it was all the Author's fault. She didn't *have* to look at the pictures that the Writer was showing her. Especially not the drool-worthy one of Heero in what the Writer called his "psycho!uberseme!mode."

It would be fair, wouldn't it? If Max and Duo got to fuck like bunnies, shouldn't Yuy be able to have fun, too? Well, there *was* that one time with him and the two Americans... and then that foursome... and then the one with both set of GBoyz...

Yuy shook his head, carefully navigating through the twisting hallways of Castle Anthrax. He was feeling lonely. And horny. He was fully justified in searching for his wayward lover. And besides, maybe he could get his hands on Duo and teach the greedy bitch a lesson in manners and not mistreating other people's property.

What happened when he entered the GW Common Room, however, was totally unexpected. As the doors whispered open, three heads turned to pierce him with stares of varying intensity. In that brief instant, Yuy noted that both Trowas were at the computer terminals, hacking as fast as possible. Wufei was pacing across the floor. Quatre was passed out across the couch (Yuy winced a little at seeing the ashen-faced blonde). Then all the shit hit the fan. The Chinese boy went from surprised to enraged in a split-second, immediately throwing himself across the room to attack him.

"YUY!" Wufei roared, launching into an offensive. Yuy saw the punch coming, dodged it, dropped under Wufei's high kick, then grabbed the other boy's arm in a wrenching twist as Wufei tried to punch him again. The Chinese boy looked surprised for some reason, and Yuy wondered about that.

"Wrong Yuy," the Japanese boy growled. Then he released Wufei, pushing him away at the same time.

"Yuy?" Barton asked, standing up from his terminal. Trowa didn't say anything, but simply nodded and put up his pistol before returning to his hacking.

"Hi, honey!" Yuy chirped, greeting his sometime lover.

"What are you doing here?" the Latin boy asked.

Yuy shrugged a little. "I wanted to see how things were going."

"Things haven't changed," Wufei answered, rubbing his arm. "Max stormed out of here a little bit ago looking for Duo. We haven't heard from either of them since. And there's been no sign of Heero. The bastard can't be dead, or the Writer would have told us."

His mind started to whirl and turn as Yuy took in the information. Hey, just because he was an abashed Bottom Boy didn't mean that he couldn't hack, shoot, and fight the same as his counterpart. He *was* the Perfect Soldier after all, albeit a kinder one.

"Ninmu ryoukai," he replied, turning on his heel and striding for the door.

"Where are you going now?" Barton asked.

"To find Max, Duo, and my counterpart, of course."

"And what make you think that you'll suceed where we haven't?" Wufei asked scathingly.

Yuy glared at the Chinese boy, who paled and backed down.

"Because I'm Heero Yuy," he stated, then left the Common Room.

on the hunt

It felt like he had been wandering the hallways of Castle Anthrax for week, but Yuy knew that it was just a trick of his mind. Nearly everything in Castle Anthrax was malleable, from the floorplans, to the air you breathed (usually doused with some form of bunnycrack), and even time itself. It was all because the Mistress of the place, the Writer, was psycho-nuts and preferred everyone to be on the same wavelength as Her. Still, Yuy couldn't fight the feeling that something was seriously *wrong.* He hadn't run into a single Muse in the hallways, and he had the distinct feeling that he was being followed. He hadn't been a terrorist for most his life without learning to trust his instincts, but whenever he turned around, no one was there.

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