[Scene: Hallway outside of Customs]
K!Duo: [pale as he steps through the Customs doors] Christ's dick an' balls... Ah didn't have ta go through *that* the last time Ah was here!
Duo: [leaning against the opposite wall watching the large group pass through. He's decked out in black slacks and a black silk shirt that's totally unbuttoned and exposed his creamy chest. His silver crucfix shines against his chest and his hair is pulled up into a high ponytail that swings with every movement] Don't tell me the Customs officials got shirty with ya, little bro.
K!Duo: If you can take it, big bro, *I* can take it.
Duo: [smirks] Last I heard, you didn't 'take' it the way I do.
K!Quatre: [shakes his head] The problem was that they weren't wearing shirts... or anything else. Tentacles?!
Duo: [shrugs, causing one side of his shirt to drape down his shoulder] The Writer has a funny sense of humor. I'm here ta guide you to the party. Though, with the bass pumped up like that, the Main Commons won't be hard to find. [tosses a bottle at K!Duo] You'll need that.
K!Duo: [eyes widen as he read the label] Jagermeister! You're a life-saver!
Duo: You have *no* idea. Half the resident Muses are buzzed already. [looks at the non-GW Muses] You're the vamps, right?
Lyn: [grins] Does it matter?
Duo: [holds up his hands] Hey, hey, don't kill the messenger! I'm sure that your Writer warned ya, but I've gotta lay down the groundrules, too! [pauses as they turn a corner. they've run across an impromptu orgy occuring in the hallway] Excuse me. Fred! George! OLIVER?! Break it up, you guys!
Fred: Aww, Duo... you always...
George: ... always break up our fun...
Fred: ... and you can't really talk...
George: ... since you've got your own shadow... [nods at K!Duo]
Duo: [sighs] Don't tell me you three are leaving just when the party is getting started?
Fred: [smiles] Nope!
George: Just a little appetizer!
[they drag Oliver back with them towards the Main Commons]
Duo: [shakes his head] Man, sometimes I think those two are trying to outdo me an' Quatre. Now, where was I? Oh yeah! Rules! The D&D field is up and active. If a fight breaks out, it's BYOBFG... Bring Your Own Big Fucking Gun. If you're gonna engage in bloodplay, be discrete. If you freak out some of our more sensitive Muses, the whole place could blow.
Felan: Sensitive Muses? They make those?
Duo: Yeah. Sakura. Anything bloody might make her mode!shift and go insane. If that happens, you'll have the full CCS Wing on your asses. Plus us G-Boyz, since Heero won't let anyone hurt his mother.
K!Heero: [makes a little choking sound]
Duo: Usagi. Piss her off and you get Senshi beating your ass in. Hoshino. She controls the OC Wing, and they're *damn* scary when they get mad. Other than that, I think the rest of us a pretty thick-skinned. Almost anything that doesn't blow up Castle Anthrax goes. At least for today. Have fun!
[the doors to the Main Commons open, revealing a darkened atmosphere. music is pounding, people are dancing, and strobes and laser lights are flashing]
