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windandwater[Scene: The Sanctum]
[The Writer is perched at her desk, hands flying across the keyboards in front of her. Occassionally her head will drop as if she's falling asleep, but then she'll snap back awake. There's a pencil clenched between her teeth, but whether it's so she doesn't lose it or if it's to muffle her screaming is unknown]
Door: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Writer: [whirling around, pencil dropping out of her mouth] What?!
[the G-boyz all troop in wearing their Preventers uniforms and holding manila folders. Their expressions are serious]
Writer: [groans] Oh God. Not another problem. Don't tell me there was another riot in the Main Commons.
Duo: [stepping forward as head Muse] Sorry, Writer. It's worse.
Writer: [pales] WORSE?!
Duo: Yeah. We hate to be the ones to lay this on ya, but...
[at Duo's nod, the Boyz throw their files into the air, papers scattering every whichway. In that instant, the lights dim and Castle Anthrax's soundsystem starts to blast at full force]
BABY TAKE OFF YOUR COAT REAL SLOW
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES
I'LL TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES GIRL
TAKE OFF YOUR DRESS YES, YES, YES
Writer: [eyes wide and not blinking]
G-Boyz: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WRITER!!!
Duo: [winks] You're a damn hard person to pick out presents for.
Quatre: [loosening his tie] We figured this was the best we could give you.
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
[the G-Boyz proceed to strip, a la The Full Monty]
GO OVER THERE TURN ON THE LIGHTS, ALL THE LIGHTS
COME OVER HERE, STAND ON THAT CHAIR
BABY THATS RIGHT
RAISE YOUR ARMS UP IN THE AIR
AND NOW SHAKE EM
YOU GIVE ME REASON TO LIVE
YOU GIVE ME REASON TO LIVE
YOU GIVE ME REASON TO LIVE
YOU GIVE ME REASON TO LIVE
SWEET DARLING
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON BABY
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
SUSPICIOUS MINDS ARE TALKING
THERE TRYING TO TEAR US APART
THEY DON'T BELIEVE THIS LOVE OF MINE
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
[The Writer is perched at her desk, hands flying across the keyboards in front of her. Occassionally her head will drop as if she's falling asleep, but then she'll snap back awake. There's a pencil clenched between her teeth, but whether it's so she doesn't lose it or if it's to muffle her screaming is unknown]
Door: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Writer: [whirling around, pencil dropping out of her mouth] What?!
[the G-boyz all troop in wearing their Preventers uniforms and holding manila folders. Their expressions are serious]
Writer: [groans] Oh God. Not another problem. Don't tell me there was another riot in the Main Commons.
Duo: [stepping forward as head Muse] Sorry, Writer. It's worse.
Writer: [pales] WORSE?!
Duo: Yeah. We hate to be the ones to lay this on ya, but...
[at Duo's nod, the Boyz throw their files into the air, papers scattering every whichway. In that instant, the lights dim and Castle Anthrax's soundsystem starts to blast at full force]
BABY TAKE OFF YOUR COAT REAL SLOW
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES
I'LL TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES GIRL
TAKE OFF YOUR DRESS YES, YES, YES
Writer: [eyes wide and not blinking]
G-Boyz: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WRITER!!!
Duo: [winks] You're a damn hard person to pick out presents for.
Quatre: [loosening his tie] We figured this was the best we could give you.
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
[the G-Boyz proceed to strip, a la The Full Monty]
GO OVER THERE TURN ON THE LIGHTS, ALL THE LIGHTS
COME OVER HERE, STAND ON THAT CHAIR
BABY THATS RIGHT
RAISE YOUR ARMS UP IN THE AIR
AND NOW SHAKE EM
YOU GIVE ME REASON TO LIVE
YOU GIVE ME REASON TO LIVE
YOU GIVE ME REASON TO LIVE
YOU GIVE ME REASON TO LIVE
SWEET DARLING
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON BABY
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
SUSPICIOUS MINDS ARE TALKING
THERE TRYING TO TEAR US APART
THEY DON'T BELIEVE THIS LOVE OF MINE
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
