Hordes of fangirls are correct...

... "Butterfly" by Smile.dk *is* the most addictive song *EVER*.

And it doesn't help that now I want the Dance Dance Revolution 2nd Mix CD so I can hear more of the Smile.dk stuffs.


I'm searching for a man
All across Japan
...
Ai ai ai ai where's my samurai?


I'm gonna go away now. It's too early for this shit.

In other news...

I must now read Stars in my Pocket Like Grains of Sand, by Samuel R. Delaney.

Why?

Because of the SUDDENLY GAY SEX!

Go to Technomancy if you want to know more.

Yeah, I'm a sick pervert.

Blah blah blah.

New Arrivals...

[Scene: Main Commons]

[a great majority of the Muses of Castle Anthrax are gathered in the Commons today. The reason for this is the whole wall of Dance Dance Revolution machines that have been installed overnight. Muses have decided on an impromptu competition to test their l33t dancing s|<1llz. Currently, Draco and Duo are going head-to-head on the highest level, with "Butterfly" blaring around the whole room]

Ron: Go Duo! Teach that poncer a lesson!

Trowa: [raising a brow] Shouldn't you be cheering on the Muse from your section?

Ron: [scoffs and takes a swallow of his butterbeer] Me? Cheer for *MALFOY*? I don't think so. I'd rather see his arse get thoroughly kicked.

DDR: Perfect! Perfect! Excellent!

Mai: [grabbing Hoshino's arm] Come on, Hoshino-sempai! Let's show these boys that girls can do it better!

Hoshino: [trying to shake Mai off] Oh no! Not me! I'm horrible at this game!

Usagi: [bouncing up and grabbing Mai's hand] I'll dance with you, Mai-chan!

[both giggling girls take up another machine, and soon "Mr. Wonderful" is at war with "Butterfly"]

Duo: [scowling as he sees the attention is being taken away from him] Hey, not fair! The're playing in skirts and bouncing around! This mansion ain't full yaoi, ya know! [he starts stomping harder on the machine]

DDR: Good! Excellent! Awesome!

Draco: [wipes sweat from his brow before glaring at the blonde and the brunette, who are still bouncing and giggling] I'd say a temporary truce is in order, Maxwell.

Duo: [blinks] Just until we beat the girls, Malfoy?

Draco: [smirks] Of course.

Duo: Deal!

[As the DDR machine chooses another song, both Duo and Draco whip off their shirts, both of them now clad in black pants and nothing else.]

Mai: [sees this] Not fair! [stomps hard] We can't take off our shirts!

Makoto: [leer] You could if you want to.

Mai: BAKA OKAMA OTOKO!

[both machines stop cycling and the new song "Boys" starts to play. The four players glare at each other before starting to DDR]

[cheers erupt from the gathered Muses]

:::joygasm:::

SMILE.DK HAS THEIR OWN CDS!!!

MUST... FIND... CDS... MUST... GET... MORE... J-TECHNO... SONGS...!

:::gasps:::

:::dies:::

:::boggles:::

Writing from a psycho!Noin POV is seriously, SERIOUSLY whack. All she thinks about is Zechs. Everything that happens, she brings back to Zechs. Zechs broke up with her and hooked up with Une, but she's still pining away for him.

She's about as disturbed as ZS!Quatre in the non-PWP. Which is deeply, deeply scary.

..... Why yes, I'm working on "Smooth Criminal."

Why do you ask?

Onnas

[Scene: the Main Commons]

[the DDR competition is still going on strong, though the main players are now taking a rest and letting others have a round or two]

Duo: [laying back against the couch with his head in Wufei's lap] Man! I'm exhausted.

Wufei: [playing with Duo's bangs] Baka. You've been playing that game nonstop for four hours. What did you expect?

Duo: Urk. It's not fair... Malfoy keep using all those damn spells to keep himself going...

Wufei: You should have laid down rules beforehand, then.

Duo: [huffs] Hey! I thought you were supposed to be on *my* side!

Wufei: I'm on the side of justice. [smirks] Besides, Heero beat *both* of you cold.

Duo: [growls] Trust the fucking Perfect Soldier to get a fucking perfect score on "Hero."

[suddenly, blue lights start to flash around the Commons. Everyone halts their activity and looks around, voices gossiping]

Duo: [sitting up, all serious] Blue lights? [thinks] Blue light special... special inventory... Oh! New Muse.

[the door to the Main Commons opens up and Shinji steps in, beckoning to someone behind him]

Shinji: They're right in here! [looks at the couch] Oh! Duo! I'm glad you're still here. Someone is looking for you... well, for your whole Wing, actually.

[Duo and Wufei exchange confused looks]

Wufei: I didn't know there were going to be more people in our Wing.

Duo: [brows drawn] Yeah... the Writer already kicked Relena into the OC Wing. Who would be coming into *our* place?

Noin: Possibly me. Hello, boys.

Wufei: [bolts up from his seat] ONNA!

Noin: Nice to see you too, Chang.

Wufei: [starting to get angry] Oh no! This isn't fair! I have to compete with the others to get my fics done! Why is the Writer letting *MORE* Muses in?!

Noin: [shrugs] I'm no threat to you. The Writer pulled me in since she's dabbling with my fic.

Duo: Are you staying in our wing?

Noin: Unlike Relena, I have no designs on any one of you boyz.

Duo: [patting Wufei on the back] At least we're gonna get that expansion we wanted.

Wufei: [disconsolate] ... onnas... in our *wing*... taking up *MY* ficspace in the queue...

Noin: I suppose this would be a bad time to mention that Dorothy came in with me as well?

[Duo and Wufei stare at her in horror]

Quatre: [comes running into the commons and ducks behind Duo and Wufei] Hide me! Hide me! She won't leave me alone!

Dorothy: [striding into the commons in her full fencing gear] Come back here, Winner! Fight like a man!