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I was meant to be a member of Pierrot! I'm not too wild, but not too bland, either -- just the right mix of both, and a well-kept secret.


Take the "Which J-Rock Band Should You Be a Member Of?" quiz by malloreigh

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I am a strong and empowered Jesus. I am willing to overcome whatever obstacles are thrown at me. My love of God is strong. I can't imagine why people don't don't like me.


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:::seething:::

It just took me half an hour to delete all the SPAM I have on two of my other e-mail addys.

How the hell do these people get my addys in the first place?!

...

Also, my ovaries hate me.

That is all.

:::piiiiiiiiiiiiiii:::

The Sony Vaio Slim Tablet PC makes me feel all warm and tingly. And in the good way, too!

I like it.

I like it lots.

I want it.

My ovaries want it.

But they don't know if they want a desktop or a laptop, since the price runs about the same.

I so *love* being able to build your own dream comp.

I *still* want that PC though.

More than you ever wanted to know...

To: My Ovaries
From: Me
Re: Your Current Performance

Ovaries... please stop taking up more space in my lower back than you are normally alloted. I would also appreciate it if you would make it possible for me to sit up for more than fifteen minutes at a time before the lower half of my body starts screaming in pain.

I know you are upset and tired, but the rest of my body is too.

Boom shanka,

Me

damn kleptomaina...

No Zechs in the Champagne Room
Author: Morgan Christopher
Stolen from here

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Specials Class of AC 195, I have one piece of advice for you....

No matter what a Lucrezia Noin Tells you, there is no Zechs in the Champagne room.

None.

Oh, there's champagne, in the Champagne room, but you don't want champagne. You Want Zechs.

And there is no Zechs in the Champagne room.

Don't go to parties with metal detectors.

Sure, it feels safe outside, but what about all those crazy 15 year olds with guns? They know you ain't got one.

If a boy tells you he's 20, and looks 16, he's 12.
If he tells you he's 26, and looks 26, he's damn near 30.

Take off that silly ass hat.

The Alliance couldn't have possibly committed all of those crimes.....
Lady Une did some of that shit.

Young Shinigami, if you go to outer space, and someone's attacking your mecha, let is slide.
Why waste the next couple episodes in jail because someone messed up your paint job?

Yaoi and Yuri. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

No matter what you think of what I'm saying, remember this one thing:
There is no Zechs in the champagne room.

Chorus:
No Zechs in the champagne room.
No Zechs in the champagne room.
No Zechs in the champagne room.
No Zechs in the champagne room.
No Zechs in the champagne room.
No Zechs in the champagne room.
There's absolutely, positively no Zechs in the champagne room. No..no...

If a Gundam pilot is fighting a winning battle, he obviously hasn't been a Gundam pilot that long.
Real Gundam pilots only fight losing battles.

If a girl follows you around for no reason, she'll probably suck your dick.
If a guy follows you around for no reason, he'll probably blow you up.

Here's a horoscope for everyone...

Heero-You're gonna kill
Duo-You're gonna blow stuff up
Trowa- ....
Quatre- You feel their pain
Wu Fei- Justice will be served

No one watches Endless Waltz for Mech with Wings.

If you've been dating a guy for four months, and haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his boyfriend.

Some of the things I have said may not apply to you.
Some of the things I have said may not apply to you.

But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing:
No matter what a Lucrezia Noin tells you, there is no Zechs in the Champagne room.

None.

~owari