Blather...

Aoi-chan enjoys long, hard, salty rods...

... so do I.

:::giggles:::

Today...

... saw LOTR again.

... Legolas very very pretty.

And Aoi-chan and I agree that Aragorn and Legolas shagged each other in the past, but they're just friends now. Everyone *knows* that Aragorn was shagging Frodo, or at least trying to.

Well, actually, *everyone* shagged Frodo. He's just very very shaggable.

And also...

Aragorn and Boromir shagged at *least* once.

And Boromir was uke, because he cries a whole damn lot during the movie. And he's so damn angsty.

[overheard in my head]

Aragorn: Who am I? ... Who am I?

Boromir: ... My King! ... My King!

[end transmission]

Yeah, I'm sick.

I know.

But Aragorn is *hot* and good with a sword.

And Boromir is angsty.

And Legolas is very very pretty.