Dec. 14th, 2001
To: Duo Maxwell (braidboy@thanatos.net)
CC: Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com)
Fwd: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
Re: Bunnywork
Duo & Wufei --
Please refrain from attacking me with plotbunnies while I am trying to enjoy my much needed naps. I haven't been sleeping much lately. If I don't get enough sleep, my writing goes all to hell, and I know you guyz hate badly-written fics more than not being written at all.
Also, I have not authorized that vidfic!bunny. STOP IT. STOP ATTACKING ME WITH IT.
Having a vidfic with a seme!player!Duo is frightening to me...
... and throwing in a slut!uke!Wufei just makes it worse.
All Muses --
Yes, I am on my Winter Break. NO, this does not mean you get to attack me with disregard as to my feelings on the matter. I will write when I write. Please be patient.
And will someone find Heero?
He's running around in uberseme!mode and is generally being a pain in the ass. If someone can grab him and shock him into another Mode, it would be much appreciated.
-- Writer
CC: Chang Wufei (dragon_lover@justice.com)
Fwd: All Muses (all@castleanthrax.net)
From: Writer (insane@fangirl.net)
Re: Bunnywork
Duo & Wufei --
Please refrain from attacking me with plotbunnies while I am trying to enjoy my much needed naps. I haven't been sleeping much lately. If I don't get enough sleep, my writing goes all to hell, and I know you guyz hate badly-written fics more than not being written at all.
Also, I have not authorized that vidfic!bunny. STOP IT. STOP ATTACKING ME WITH IT.
Having a vidfic with a seme!player!Duo is frightening to me...
... and throwing in a slut!uke!Wufei just makes it worse.
All Muses --
Yes, I am on my Winter Break. NO, this does not mean you get to attack me with disregard as to my feelings on the matter. I will write when I write. Please be patient.
And will someone find Heero?
He's running around in uberseme!mode and is generally being a pain in the ass. If someone can grab him and shock him into another Mode, it would be much appreciated.
-- Writer
I really DON'T have a life, do I?
Dec. 14th, 2001 07:57 pm
The African bullfrog, or Pixie frog as it is often called (because of it's latin name, not because it's as cute as a fairy!), is one of the largest frogs in South Africa. Usually, they hang out in open grassland, and if there are any to be found, they'll sit around in puddles. When startled, these frogs will blow up like balloons to scare away the intruder! In the dry season, they will burrow into the ground. These guys eat lots and lots of really big bugs, fish, mice, lizards, and even other frogs.
The First Salvo
Dec. 14th, 2001 07:58 pm[Scene: GW Common Room]
Duo: [still wearing his unbuttoned black cargos and Heero's green tank top] So we still haven't got a lock on him?
Wufei: [turns away fromt he computer screen and pushes his glasses up his nose] No. Wherever Heero is, he's doing his best to stay out of sight.
Duo: And knowing this is the Perfect Soldier we're talking about, he could stay out of sight for WEEKS.
Wufei: I wouldn't say weeks. He'll find one of us for sex eventually. He's in uberseme!mode, afterall.
Duo: [shoujo sparkles] I know. And I'm counting on it. [giggle]
[Wufei and Duo look at each other]
Duo: Oh... my... God... I didn't just do that, did I?
Wufei: I don't know whether to be frightened, or to screw you into the floor. The Writer is right... that shoujo bubble thing is damned creepy.
Duo: [shakes his head] Ah well. I'm stuck like this until all that shit with my doppleganger is done.
Wufei: [checking his e-mail] Hn... The Writer isn't happy with us.
Duo: [leans over Wufei's shoulder to peer at the screen] Heh. She doesn't like me seme? Well, I deserve it after getting stuck like this. Hey, where are Tro and Q-ball?
Wufei: I think they're practicing with Tomoyo.
Duo: [perks up] Tro and Quatre are playing? And Tomoyo is singing? All right! We haven't had a decent concert in a while. Let's go!
[Duo tugs on Wufei's arm and both boyz exit the common room]
-- Some Time Passes --
Sakura: [poking her head into the common room] Heero-kun? Are you here? [someone rustles something in a corner and Sakura turns ont he lights] Oh! Duo-kun, you startled me.
Duo: Aww, I'm sorry 'bout that, ma'am. [rubs his head ruefully]
Sakura: Daijoubu. Have you seen Heero-kun around anywhere? I know he's been missing, but I thought that he would show up here first. His father and I would like to talk to him.
Duo: Don't know a thing about it. Sorry, ma'am.
Sakura: Duo-kun... stop calling me "ma'am." You know I told you to call me by my name. I wouldn't even be upset if you called me mother, considering your relationship with Heero-kun.
Duo: Sure thing, ma'am.
Sakura: [laughs. Sakura looks at Duo again and tilts her head to the side] Duo-kun? I didn't know you wore white.
Duo: [looks down at the white tee-shirt and faded blue jeans he's wearing] I wear this all the time.
Sakura: Oh. Well, maybe I'm mistaken then. If you see Heero-kun, please give him my message. [leaves the room]
Duo: Right interestin' place this is. [puts his cowboy hat on]
Duo: [still wearing his unbuttoned black cargos and Heero's green tank top] So we still haven't got a lock on him?
Wufei: [turns away fromt he computer screen and pushes his glasses up his nose] No. Wherever Heero is, he's doing his best to stay out of sight.
Duo: And knowing this is the Perfect Soldier we're talking about, he could stay out of sight for WEEKS.
Wufei: I wouldn't say weeks. He'll find one of us for sex eventually. He's in uberseme!mode, afterall.
Duo: [shoujo sparkles] I know. And I'm counting on it. [giggle]
[Wufei and Duo look at each other]
Duo: Oh... my... God... I didn't just do that, did I?
Wufei: I don't know whether to be frightened, or to screw you into the floor. The Writer is right... that shoujo bubble thing is damned creepy.
Duo: [shakes his head] Ah well. I'm stuck like this until all that shit with my doppleganger is done.
Wufei: [checking his e-mail] Hn... The Writer isn't happy with us.
Duo: [leans over Wufei's shoulder to peer at the screen] Heh. She doesn't like me seme? Well, I deserve it after getting stuck like this. Hey, where are Tro and Q-ball?
Wufei: I think they're practicing with Tomoyo.
Duo: [perks up] Tro and Quatre are playing? And Tomoyo is singing? All right! We haven't had a decent concert in a while. Let's go!
[Duo tugs on Wufei's arm and both boyz exit the common room]
-- Some Time Passes --
Sakura: [poking her head into the common room] Heero-kun? Are you here? [someone rustles something in a corner and Sakura turns ont he lights] Oh! Duo-kun, you startled me.
Duo: Aww, I'm sorry 'bout that, ma'am. [rubs his head ruefully]
Sakura: Daijoubu. Have you seen Heero-kun around anywhere? I know he's been missing, but I thought that he would show up here first. His father and I would like to talk to him.
Duo: Don't know a thing about it. Sorry, ma'am.
Sakura: Duo-kun... stop calling me "ma'am." You know I told you to call me by my name. I wouldn't even be upset if you called me mother, considering your relationship with Heero-kun.
Duo: Sure thing, ma'am.
Sakura: [laughs. Sakura looks at Duo again and tilts her head to the side] Duo-kun? I didn't know you wore white.
Duo: [looks down at the white tee-shirt and faded blue jeans he's wearing] I wear this all the time.
Sakura: Oh. Well, maybe I'm mistaken then. If you see Heero-kun, please give him my message. [leaves the room]
Duo: Right interestin' place this is. [puts his cowboy hat on]
Because I KNOW someone is going to ask...
Dec. 14th, 2001 09:16 pm... and I know Aoi-chan is going to jump me because I made that comment about slut!uke!Wufei...
The vidfic is to a Destiny's Child song. At least, I think it's Destiny's Child. I don't know what the name of the song is either, but the relevant portion is as follows (maybe someone can tell me the name of the damn song):
And I do
Wonder if you feel the same way I do
I can see it in your eyes like a tattoo
So, come on, shorty, if you think you can roll
With an iced-out player ballin' outta control
The part that makes it seme!player!Duo is this line...
He had his wrists bling-blinging and his hair was corn-rowed...
Corn-rows = braids = braid = Duo = seme!player!Duo
I don't even wanna know HOW Wufei ended up the slut!uke!, but I guess it was because the song doesn't fit Trowa, Quatre can't *move* like that, and Heero's so far gone into seme!land that he just snorted at me and disappeared again.
Besides... Wufei looks DAMN HOT in that unbuttoned shirt.
//(~_~)\\ :::leering:::
And I keep hearing the damn song! Everywhere! Argh!
It's bad enough that I've authorized Duo and Quatre's "Get This Party Started" vidfic!
:::sobs:::
The vidfic is to a Destiny's Child song. At least, I think it's Destiny's Child. I don't know what the name of the song is either, but the relevant portion is as follows (maybe someone can tell me the name of the damn song):
And I do
Wonder if you feel the same way I do
I can see it in your eyes like a tattoo
So, come on, shorty, if you think you can roll
With an iced-out player ballin' outta control
The part that makes it seme!player!Duo is this line...
He had his wrists bling-blinging and his hair was corn-rowed...
Corn-rows = braids = braid = Duo = seme!player!Duo
I don't even wanna know HOW Wufei ended up the slut!uke!, but I guess it was because the song doesn't fit Trowa, Quatre can't *move* like that, and Heero's so far gone into seme!land that he just snorted at me and disappeared again.
Besides... Wufei looks DAMN HOT in that unbuttoned shirt.
//(~_~)\\ :::leering:::
And I keep hearing the damn song! Everywhere! Argh!
It's bad enough that I've authorized Duo and Quatre's "Get This Party Started" vidfic!
:::sobs:::
I was wrong...
Dec. 14th, 2001 09:56 pm... The artist for the song is Toya and the song is called "I Do."
... and now I know exactly what the lyrics say...
... and NO I'm still not doing that vidfic.
... and now I know exactly what the lyrics say...
... and NO I'm still not doing that vidfic.
[Scene: Music Conservatory]
[Quatre is rubbing down his violin and packing it into its case. He's wearing his khakis, but his vest has been tossed off to the side and his pink shirt is unbuttoned, swinging around his hips with every movement he makes. There is a fine sheen of sweat on Quatre's face and chest. He got to play flat-out with no interruption. He's basically on a musician's high]
Quatre: [snapping case shut and propping it in a cabinet] Finished. [looks around] Hmmmm... I wish Trowa hadn't left. I could have taken him on top of the grand piano. [laughs to himself] If only Duo could hear me now... he'd probably rejoice over his corrpution of me.
[turns around and is taken aback]
Duo! What are you doing here?
whitetrash!Duo: [sans hat] I'm lookin' for Heero--
[Quatre doesn't let him finish, glomping him with such force that Duo stumbles backwards and is pinned against the wall]
Quatre: [smirking] Hmmm... just they way I like it, Maxwell.
[He kisses Duo. Duo lets out a startled yelp but Quatre pins his arms above his head, grinding against him. Quatre runs his tongue across Duo's lips before forcing his way past clenched teeth and sweeping in. Moving one of his hands, but still keeping Duo's hands pinned with the other, Quatre pulls Duo's white shirt out from his jeans, working his way under the fabric. As he deepens the kiss, he pinches on of Duo's nipples, then rubs it to a hard point. Duo is struggling, but can't hope to win against a seme!Quatre on a musician's high.]
Quatre: [breaks the kiss, but speaks right against Duo's lips] Hmmm... keep doing that, Duo, and we'll never make it to the grand piano. I'm gonna have to fuck you through the floor. [his hands wander down to the front of Duo's jeans, rubbing urgently]
Duo: Eeeeep! [tries to break Quatre's hold again]
Quatre: [with a ZERO-esque gleam in his eyes] Don't be coy with me, Duo... I know you want it...
Tomoyo: [from the hallway] Quatre-kun? Were you going to join Trowa and I for tea?
Quatre: [muttering] ... dammit... [outloud] I'm coming, Tomoyo-san! [to Duo] Or I would have if we weren't interrupted. [kisses Duo hungrily again] I'll see you later, Duo. I'll bring Trowa, too.
[Quatre gropes Duo one last time and then runs out the door, snatching up his vest along the way]
Duo: [still plastered against the wall] ... uuuurrrrkkkk...
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sidenote: yes, when Quatre is seme he has this nasty tendency to use talk trashy and be REALLY forceful.
[Quatre is rubbing down his violin and packing it into its case. He's wearing his khakis, but his vest has been tossed off to the side and his pink shirt is unbuttoned, swinging around his hips with every movement he makes. There is a fine sheen of sweat on Quatre's face and chest. He got to play flat-out with no interruption. He's basically on a musician's high]
Quatre: [snapping case shut and propping it in a cabinet] Finished. [looks around] Hmmmm... I wish Trowa hadn't left. I could have taken him on top of the grand piano. [laughs to himself] If only Duo could hear me now... he'd probably rejoice over his corrpution of me.
[turns around and is taken aback]
Duo! What are you doing here?
whitetrash!Duo: [sans hat] I'm lookin' for Heero--
[Quatre doesn't let him finish, glomping him with such force that Duo stumbles backwards and is pinned against the wall]
Quatre: [smirking] Hmmm... just they way I like it, Maxwell.
[He kisses Duo. Duo lets out a startled yelp but Quatre pins his arms above his head, grinding against him. Quatre runs his tongue across Duo's lips before forcing his way past clenched teeth and sweeping in. Moving one of his hands, but still keeping Duo's hands pinned with the other, Quatre pulls Duo's white shirt out from his jeans, working his way under the fabric. As he deepens the kiss, he pinches on of Duo's nipples, then rubs it to a hard point. Duo is struggling, but can't hope to win against a seme!Quatre on a musician's high.]
Quatre: [breaks the kiss, but speaks right against Duo's lips] Hmmm... keep doing that, Duo, and we'll never make it to the grand piano. I'm gonna have to fuck you through the floor. [his hands wander down to the front of Duo's jeans, rubbing urgently]
Duo: Eeeeep! [tries to break Quatre's hold again]
Quatre: [with a ZERO-esque gleam in his eyes] Don't be coy with me, Duo... I know you want it...
Tomoyo: [from the hallway] Quatre-kun? Were you going to join Trowa and I for tea?
Quatre: [muttering] ... dammit... [outloud] I'm coming, Tomoyo-san! [to Duo] Or I would have if we weren't interrupted. [kisses Duo hungrily again] I'll see you later, Duo. I'll bring Trowa, too.
[Quatre gropes Duo one last time and then runs out the door, snatching up his vest along the way]
Duo: [still plastered against the wall] ... uuuurrrrkkkk...
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sidenote: yes, when Quatre is seme he has this nasty tendency to use talk trashy and be REALLY forceful.