The First Salvo
Dec. 14th, 2001 07:58 pm[Scene: GW Common Room]
Duo: [still wearing his unbuttoned black cargos and Heero's green tank top] So we still haven't got a lock on him?
Wufei: [turns away fromt he computer screen and pushes his glasses up his nose] No. Wherever Heero is, he's doing his best to stay out of sight.
Duo: And knowing this is the Perfect Soldier we're talking about, he could stay out of sight for WEEKS.
Wufei: I wouldn't say weeks. He'll find one of us for sex eventually. He's in uberseme!mode, afterall.
Duo: [shoujo sparkles] I know. And I'm counting on it. [giggle]
[Wufei and Duo look at each other]
Duo: Oh... my... God... I didn't just do that, did I?
Wufei: I don't know whether to be frightened, or to screw you into the floor. The Writer is right... that shoujo bubble thing is damned creepy.
Duo: [shakes his head] Ah well. I'm stuck like this until all that shit with my doppleganger is done.
Wufei: [checking his e-mail] Hn... The Writer isn't happy with us.
Duo: [leans over Wufei's shoulder to peer at the screen] Heh. She doesn't like me seme? Well, I deserve it after getting stuck like this. Hey, where are Tro and Q-ball?
Wufei: I think they're practicing with Tomoyo.
Duo: [perks up] Tro and Quatre are playing? And Tomoyo is singing? All right! We haven't had a decent concert in a while. Let's go!
[Duo tugs on Wufei's arm and both boyz exit the common room]
-- Some Time Passes --
Sakura: [poking her head into the common room] Heero-kun? Are you here? [someone rustles something in a corner and Sakura turns ont he lights] Oh! Duo-kun, you startled me.
Duo: Aww, I'm sorry 'bout that, ma'am. [rubs his head ruefully]
Sakura: Daijoubu. Have you seen Heero-kun around anywhere? I know he's been missing, but I thought that he would show up here first. His father and I would like to talk to him.
Duo: Don't know a thing about it. Sorry, ma'am.
Sakura: Duo-kun... stop calling me "ma'am." You know I told you to call me by my name. I wouldn't even be upset if you called me mother, considering your relationship with Heero-kun.
Duo: Sure thing, ma'am.
Sakura: [laughs. Sakura looks at Duo again and tilts her head to the side] Duo-kun? I didn't know you wore white.
Duo: [looks down at the white tee-shirt and faded blue jeans he's wearing] I wear this all the time.
Sakura: Oh. Well, maybe I'm mistaken then. If you see Heero-kun, please give him my message. [leaves the room]
Duo: Right interestin' place this is. [puts his cowboy hat on]
Duo: [still wearing his unbuttoned black cargos and Heero's green tank top] So we still haven't got a lock on him?
Wufei: [turns away fromt he computer screen and pushes his glasses up his nose] No. Wherever Heero is, he's doing his best to stay out of sight.
Duo: And knowing this is the Perfect Soldier we're talking about, he could stay out of sight for WEEKS.
Wufei: I wouldn't say weeks. He'll find one of us for sex eventually. He's in uberseme!mode, afterall.
Duo: [shoujo sparkles] I know. And I'm counting on it. [giggle]
[Wufei and Duo look at each other]
Duo: Oh... my... God... I didn't just do that, did I?
Wufei: I don't know whether to be frightened, or to screw you into the floor. The Writer is right... that shoujo bubble thing is damned creepy.
Duo: [shakes his head] Ah well. I'm stuck like this until all that shit with my doppleganger is done.
Wufei: [checking his e-mail] Hn... The Writer isn't happy with us.
Duo: [leans over Wufei's shoulder to peer at the screen] Heh. She doesn't like me seme? Well, I deserve it after getting stuck like this. Hey, where are Tro and Q-ball?
Wufei: I think they're practicing with Tomoyo.
Duo: [perks up] Tro and Quatre are playing? And Tomoyo is singing? All right! We haven't had a decent concert in a while. Let's go!
[Duo tugs on Wufei's arm and both boyz exit the common room]
-- Some Time Passes --
Sakura: [poking her head into the common room] Heero-kun? Are you here? [someone rustles something in a corner and Sakura turns ont he lights] Oh! Duo-kun, you startled me.
Duo: Aww, I'm sorry 'bout that, ma'am. [rubs his head ruefully]
Sakura: Daijoubu. Have you seen Heero-kun around anywhere? I know he's been missing, but I thought that he would show up here first. His father and I would like to talk to him.
Duo: Don't know a thing about it. Sorry, ma'am.
Sakura: Duo-kun... stop calling me "ma'am." You know I told you to call me by my name. I wouldn't even be upset if you called me mother, considering your relationship with Heero-kun.
Duo: Sure thing, ma'am.
Sakura: [laughs. Sakura looks at Duo again and tilts her head to the side] Duo-kun? I didn't know you wore white.
Duo: [looks down at the white tee-shirt and faded blue jeans he's wearing] I wear this all the time.
Sakura: Oh. Well, maybe I'm mistaken then. If you see Heero-kun, please give him my message. [leaves the room]
Duo: Right interestin' place this is. [puts his cowboy hat on]