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windandwaterBWAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
:::pokes k-chan::: this is what you get for taunting me! and yes! "Heero" is Yuy and "Duo" is Max!
bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
He hated hospitals. He hated them with a passion. He'd speant far too much time in hospitals in his short life. Too many days had passed with him injured and recovering. He had though that with the Wars over, he would never have to be in a hospital again... unless he was in some freak bus accident. Or had a cold. But no... here he was, wearing one of those drafty paper gowns, laying flat against the cold surface of the examination table. The florescent lights above him were blinding; even though his eyes were shut, the light managed to burn their way through his eyelids. Heero had no other choice, so he turned his head to the side, opened his eyes, and glared at Duo from beneath a curtain of thick brown bangs.
"This is all your fault."
Duo scowled right back, the normal smile gone from his face. The young man was leaning against the wall of the examination room, arms folded across his chest. He stood out horribly in the pristine surrounding, a black smear against the white walls. "Don't you dare blame me. It takes two to tango!"
Heero nearly snarled in response, but at that moment the door opened and the bewildered doctor stepped in. A momentary truce was called and Heero pushed himself up into a sitting position, one hand automatically coming up to cradle against his stomach. Duo's gaze softened for a moment as he watched his lover but when he caught Heero glaring at him, he quickly pasted on a mask of indifference and looked away.
"Well," the doctor said, pulling down his glasses from the top of his head and looking at the medical chart in his hands. "I must say that this is quite unusual."
"Get on with it," Heero said, unable to keep the frosty tone from his voice. "Just tell me what's wrong."
The doctor frowned for a moment, visibly putting his thoughts into words. "Well... that is... there's nothing wrong per se. Except for the fact that you're male, of course. But, you seem to be quite healthy otherwise... for a man who is three months pregnant."
Heero blanched, gritting his teeth and fisting his hands on his hospital gown so tightly that the paper started to rip. Duo swore and pushed away from the wall, not stopping until he was only a handslength away from the doctor.
"But how did it happen?!" Duo exclaimed, hands gesturing wildly in his confusion. "Heero's a guy! I'm a guy! GUYS DON'T GET PREGNANT!"
The doctor waved his hands placatingly. "Mr. Maxwell, please calm down! All this excitement isn't good for the baby!"
Duo shut up immediately, his violet eyes darting quickly to where Heero was still seated on the examination table, hands cradling his stomach and trying to calm his breathing. In a few quick strides, Duo crossed the room and laid his hands over Heero's.
"Calm down, Heero. Calm down. It's not the end of the world... you''ll be okay. The... baby... in you... will be okay. It'll all end up okay..."
"Actually, Mr. Maxwell, I wasn't referring to Mr. Yuy."
Duo froze.
Heero's eyes snapped open.
"What?"
The doctor tugged on his collar nervously. "I... when I took samples from the both of you to test for paternity and such, I noticed something strange about Mr. Maxwell's reading as well, so I did a few more tests."
"... no..."
"They came out positive..."
"... oh dear God..."
"Mr. Maxwell. Mr. Yuy. Both of you are three months pregnant."
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!"
"Hn. It *does* take two to tango."
:::pokes k-chan::: this is what you get for taunting me! and yes! "Heero" is Yuy and "Duo" is Max!
bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
He hated hospitals. He hated them with a passion. He'd speant far too much time in hospitals in his short life. Too many days had passed with him injured and recovering. He had though that with the Wars over, he would never have to be in a hospital again... unless he was in some freak bus accident. Or had a cold. But no... here he was, wearing one of those drafty paper gowns, laying flat against the cold surface of the examination table. The florescent lights above him were blinding; even though his eyes were shut, the light managed to burn their way through his eyelids. Heero had no other choice, so he turned his head to the side, opened his eyes, and glared at Duo from beneath a curtain of thick brown bangs.
"This is all your fault."
Duo scowled right back, the normal smile gone from his face. The young man was leaning against the wall of the examination room, arms folded across his chest. He stood out horribly in the pristine surrounding, a black smear against the white walls. "Don't you dare blame me. It takes two to tango!"
Heero nearly snarled in response, but at that moment the door opened and the bewildered doctor stepped in. A momentary truce was called and Heero pushed himself up into a sitting position, one hand automatically coming up to cradle against his stomach. Duo's gaze softened for a moment as he watched his lover but when he caught Heero glaring at him, he quickly pasted on a mask of indifference and looked away.
"Well," the doctor said, pulling down his glasses from the top of his head and looking at the medical chart in his hands. "I must say that this is quite unusual."
"Get on with it," Heero said, unable to keep the frosty tone from his voice. "Just tell me what's wrong."
The doctor frowned for a moment, visibly putting his thoughts into words. "Well... that is... there's nothing wrong per se. Except for the fact that you're male, of course. But, you seem to be quite healthy otherwise... for a man who is three months pregnant."
Heero blanched, gritting his teeth and fisting his hands on his hospital gown so tightly that the paper started to rip. Duo swore and pushed away from the wall, not stopping until he was only a handslength away from the doctor.
"But how did it happen?!" Duo exclaimed, hands gesturing wildly in his confusion. "Heero's a guy! I'm a guy! GUYS DON'T GET PREGNANT!"
The doctor waved his hands placatingly. "Mr. Maxwell, please calm down! All this excitement isn't good for the baby!"
Duo shut up immediately, his violet eyes darting quickly to where Heero was still seated on the examination table, hands cradling his stomach and trying to calm his breathing. In a few quick strides, Duo crossed the room and laid his hands over Heero's.
"Calm down, Heero. Calm down. It's not the end of the world... you''ll be okay. The... baby... in you... will be okay. It'll all end up okay..."
"Actually, Mr. Maxwell, I wasn't referring to Mr. Yuy."
Duo froze.
Heero's eyes snapped open.
"What?"
The doctor tugged on his collar nervously. "I... when I took samples from the both of you to test for paternity and such, I noticed something strange about Mr. Maxwell's reading as well, so I did a few more tests."
"... no..."
"They came out positive..."
"... oh dear God..."
"Mr. Maxwell. Mr. Yuy. Both of you are three months pregnant."
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!"
"Hn. It *does* take two to tango."
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Date: 2002-10-11 08:34 pm (UTC):::giggle:::
Date: 2002-10-11 09:56 pm (UTC)no, no hermaphodites. i'm using a contrived fic-explanation. just blame it all on the Mad Five! yup yup, those naughty Doctors were trying to do more than create perfect soldiers.
Re: :::giggle:::
Date: 2002-10-11 11:07 pm (UTC)Re: :::giggle:::
Date: 2002-10-12 12:54 am (UTC)yeah. pretty much. and it doesn't help that
>_