Kleptomania is an Artform

[windandwater]

Look! I'm multitasking! I'm downloading two mp3s, reseraching for the Conference, checking out people's LJs and typing in my own! Eh. I suppose I should be researching some more, but I don't feel like it.

And as for the kleptomania thing, here's some funny GW bumper stickers. I took it from the Gundam Wing LJ, who stole it from mystel, who stole these from A.K.A Anonymous's post to ff.net:

Heero:
-The God of Death is my co-pilot.
-I still miss my ex, but my aim will improve.

Duo:
-That's me in a nut shell. Would someone get me out?!
-I do free body piercing! (Smaller print) Compliments of Smith and Wesson

Trowa:
-Women like silent men. They think we're listening.
-My aim is even better with *both* eyes.

Quatre:
-If you can read this you're in range.
-I don't like fighting, but if I should kill you, I apologize.

Wufei:
-Caution: Runs with swords
-So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?

Relena:
-You can't make a person fall in love with you. You can only stalk them and hope they don't follow through with their promises.

Dorothy:
-I'm only here to annoy and confuse.
-When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

Treize:
-It's not over till the schizo-Lady snaps.

Sally:
-I have a .38 caliber reason why it's my business.

Catherine:
-My brother plays with lions, I play with knives.

Noin:
-My boyfriend has more aliases than yours!

Lady Une:
-Glasses off, it's all good. Glasses on, clear the neighborhood.

Anyone on the Zero system:
-Caution: Pilot no longer gives a shit.
-I may be hallucinating, but I'm still kicking your ass.
-Just scream 'It's a Gundam' and let's get this over with.
-The white light at the end of the tunnel is just my beam cannon charging. Don't worry, you'll be in a warm place soon...

:::giggles insanely:::

Comments

You da bomba bebe!

[sauzahornitos.livejournal.com]

I like it, I like it alout!!!
"I still miss my ex, but my aim will improve" is my fave!