more kleptomania
Sep. 23rd, 2002 11:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwaterthis is it for me tonight. i'm dead tired.
stole this from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ponderosa121. and she posted it up here. check it out for some other funny letters!
Heero's Apology Letter to Relena:
Dear Relena,
What if someone snatched your cinnamon french toast from you before you'd even had your first cup of coffee? What if someone told you the ending to the latest novel by V.C. Andrews you like so much, before you'd finished it? What if the next big earthquake blasted Sank Kingdom into the sea?
Now you know how I feel. I just hate you being mad at me. Look, Relena, I could tell you that I am helping him make sure his prostate is healthy.
But let's get real. So I sodomized Duo. It happens (often). Let's move on. Besides, doesn't the fact that I plan on becoming an Iron Chef make it a little easier to forgive and forget? Can you spell c-h-i-l-l?
See you tonight,
The Heeroster
stole this from
ponderosa121. and she posted it up here. check it out for some other funny letters!Heero's Apology Letter to Relena:
Dear Relena,
What if someone snatched your cinnamon french toast from you before you'd even had your first cup of coffee? What if someone told you the ending to the latest novel by V.C. Andrews you like so much, before you'd finished it? What if the next big earthquake blasted Sank Kingdom into the sea?
Now you know how I feel. I just hate you being mad at me. Look, Relena, I could tell you that I am helping him make sure his prostate is healthy.
But let's get real. So I sodomized Duo. It happens (often). Let's move on. Besides, doesn't the fact that I plan on becoming an Iron Chef make it a little easier to forgive and forget? Can you spell c-h-i-l-l?
See you tonight,
The Heeroster
