No wonder Heero doesn't like me...

[windandwater]

[Scene: the Sanctum]

Heero: [flatly] You killed me.

Writer: [smug] And?

Heero: And you killed Duo, too.

Writer: It's called a "plot," Kamikaze Boy. At least you weren't shell-shocked and naked. And you get to have a semi-fluffy moment before this bit where you tell Duo that you love him.

Heero: [snorts] Yeah, and then you knock me unconscious and I die by BLEEDING to death.

Writer: Well, you had internal injuries, too, if that makes you feel any better.

Heero: It doesn't. Why do you persist in torturing me?

Writer: Because I love you! [smiles]

Heero: You're twisted.

Writer: Everyone says that.

[Heero justs gets a *gleam* in his eye and smirks]

Writer: [nervous] What was that for?

Heero: What was what for? [turns to leave] I need to find Duo now.

Writer: Dammit, Yuy! Don't take it out on me! I'm just the Writer! It's all the bunny's fault!

Heero: Just remember that you owe me a shortfic for Numerals Series. [smirks and leaves]

Writer: Ooooohhhhhhhh... daaaaaaaaaaaaammmmnnn...