Unappreciated Muses
Oct. 9th, 2001 05:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater[Scene: the Sanctum]
Quatre: [pouts] You've been like this all day!
Writer: [glares] What of it, Winner? I *DO* have a real life no matter how tiny and boring it is. [groans and covers face with hands] My god... I missed classes today! I totally skipped them!
Duo: [snorts] Please. You left classes to do other *educational* things. It's not like you went to the beach or went shopping or had a *good* time.
Writer: Those graduate programs were interesting!
Duo: Interesting if you're brain-dead. Look. We don't want to be ignored--
Writer: [mutters] As if I could stop you five from screwing each other...
Duo: [continues] -- we don't want to be ignored and shoved aside. When was the last time you wrote anything? Even in your bunnybook?
Writer: ... doesn't Sunday count?
Quatre: Riiiiight. About a paragraph's worth before your hand stiffened up and you had to numb it again.
Duo: You *really* don't want us to bring WUFEI in here to talk your ear off, do you?
Writer: Eep! I didn't mean to ignore him! I'm trying to finish the non-PWP and I'm trying to get the third songfic done and I'm trying to get Trowa's stuff finished. Isn't that enough?!
Duo and Quatre: NO!!!
Writer: Gah! Look... I've found someone willing to draw FANART! Fanart for MY fics! I'm corrupting people to your inherent yaoiness! I'm doing my best. But I have accounting and international relations and plays & politics... and... and...
Quatre: And plenty of downtime between classes to at least get a LITTLE snip down! Like how you wrote the RFO during your lunch breaks all summer!
Duo: There's no way in HELL we're gonna let you get blocked again. The last stint ran for two years. We're gonna get you writing and damn well KEEP you writing!
Writer: [cowers behind desk] Isn't there some rule against you guyz ganging up on me?
Quatre: If you see it fit to put me in ZERO System...
Duo: ... have me fucked up in the head nine ways to hell...
Quatre: ... make Trowa re-live his Nanashi days...
Duo: ... have Wufei ANGST until he BLEEDS...
Quatre: ... and put Heero through all the "shell-shocked and naked" scenarios that you love...
Duo: ... then no, you don't have any rights!
Writer: [groans] I hate it when you two do that!
Quatre: [pouts] You've been like this all day!
Writer: [glares] What of it, Winner? I *DO* have a real life no matter how tiny and boring it is. [groans and covers face with hands] My god... I missed classes today! I totally skipped them!
Duo: [snorts] Please. You left classes to do other *educational* things. It's not like you went to the beach or went shopping or had a *good* time.
Writer: Those graduate programs were interesting!
Duo: Interesting if you're brain-dead. Look. We don't want to be ignored--
Writer: [mutters] As if I could stop you five from screwing each other...
Duo: [continues] -- we don't want to be ignored and shoved aside. When was the last time you wrote anything? Even in your bunnybook?
Writer: ... doesn't Sunday count?
Quatre: Riiiiight. About a paragraph's worth before your hand stiffened up and you had to numb it again.
Duo: You *really* don't want us to bring WUFEI in here to talk your ear off, do you?
Writer: Eep! I didn't mean to ignore him! I'm trying to finish the non-PWP and I'm trying to get the third songfic done and I'm trying to get Trowa's stuff finished. Isn't that enough?!
Duo and Quatre: NO!!!
Writer: Gah! Look... I've found someone willing to draw FANART! Fanart for MY fics! I'm corrupting people to your inherent yaoiness! I'm doing my best. But I have accounting and international relations and plays & politics... and... and...
Quatre: And plenty of downtime between classes to at least get a LITTLE snip down! Like how you wrote the RFO during your lunch breaks all summer!
Duo: There's no way in HELL we're gonna let you get blocked again. The last stint ran for two years. We're gonna get you writing and damn well KEEP you writing!
Writer: [cowers behind desk] Isn't there some rule against you guyz ganging up on me?
Quatre: If you see it fit to put me in ZERO System...
Duo: ... have me fucked up in the head nine ways to hell...
Quatre: ... make Trowa re-live his Nanashi days...
Duo: ... have Wufei ANGST until he BLEEDS...
Quatre: ... and put Heero through all the "shell-shocked and naked" scenarios that you love...
Duo: ... then no, you don't have any rights!
Writer: [groans] I hate it when you two do that!