getting cracked out

[windandwater]

[Scene: GW Common Room]

Quatre: [looking up from the newsfeeds] Oh, it looks like there are more mirror versions of us.

Wufei: [looking over his shoulder] Is this good or bad?

Trowa: I say bad. Their version of me is koppied from the "System of a Down" mode!shift.

Quatre: [sympathetic] It's alright, Trowa. Everyone in *this* place has a cracked out mode!shift. You're entitled to one, too.

Trowa: But even *I* don't remember what kind of bunnycrack I was on when that songfic bunny attacked me.

Quatre: Trowa! Stop blaming yourself! As long as *I* live here, no one's going to top me for cracked out fics.

Trowa: I suppose you're right.

Wufei: [looking around] Where are Heero and Duo?

Quatre: [blushes] Where do you think?

Wufei: [turns red] Are they *still* having sex?

Trowa: It's the HP crowd. The Writer re-read all of the books and some well-chosen fanfic, and now the HP Wing is rallying to push themselves through the queue.

Quatre: I can't say I blame them. Sirius *is* a very nice bit of eye-candy.

[Trowa and Wufei manage to look affronted]

Quatre: Ah! You can't blame me for noticing! You know where I sleep at night, anyway.