I should be sleeping
May. 11th, 2002 01:30 amThis once again proves that no, I really don't have a life.
And y'all have to fill this sonovabitch out, too. It's only fair, you know.
[1]First Name: Maybeline
[2]Middle Name: D. (heh heh, you guys thought you were gonna get this outta me, ne?)
[3]Last Name: Perey
[4]Nick Name[s]: May, "the crazy one," and a multitude of internet handles.
[5]Gender: Female
[6]Age: 22
[7]Birthday: April 10 (you should be able to guess the year from my age. If not, you need to get offline and start taking some remedial math classes or something).
[8]Height: 5' 4 1/2"
[9]Weight: 120-125 lbs. Yes, my weight fluctuates a lot.
[10]Hair Color: natural black
[11]Eye Color: brown
[12]Caucasian, African American, Hispanic... What: Asian/Pacific Islander
[13]Glasses: Yes
[14]Contacts: Yes... but not both at the same time. That's stupid.
[15]Braces: No... thank god for insurance
[16]Hair Short Or Long: Chin/shoulder length, so I guess that would be medium-short.
[17]You Were Born Where: Bremerton, Washington
[18]You Now Live: Moreno Valley, California
[19]Astrology Sign: Aries
[20]How many languages do you speak: One fluently, but I can curse in six.
[21]Nationality: Filipino (yup, the mongrels of the Pacific)
[22]Bad Habbits: nail-biting, swearing, obsessive, procrastinator
[23]Piercings: Yes, I guess.
[24]If Yes Where & How Many, If No Do you Want Any: Just my ears, one hole each
[25]Tattoos: :::shivers::: I'd probably pass out before the needle got to me.
[26]If Yes How Many & Where, If No Want Any: If I *did* it would be a sword and two roses on my lower back.
[.Family.]
[27]Mothers Name: Magdalena
[28]Fathers Name: Mario
[29]Brothers Name[s]: N/A
[30]Sisters Name[s]: N/A
[31]Favorite Aunt: uuuhhhh... the ones that realize that I'm not an airheaded bitch? Oh, damn... that means none.
[32]Favorite Uncle: see above statement
[33]Favorite Grandparent: My grandmother (only one I gots left)
[34]Worst Relative: Bratty second cousin who will not be named
[35]Best Relative: uuuhhhhh.... ones that give me money as presents and not weird little things I don't really need?
[36]Best Family Memory: Christmas. The one with the pillow fight and drunken Macarena
[37]Do you Get Along With Your Parents: What day of the week is it?
[38]Do Your Parents Understand You: :::starts to laugh::: I wouldn't refer to them as "Der Fuerhers" if they did.
[39]Does Anyone In Your Family Understand You: :::continues to laugh and falls down:::
[Pets]
[40]Do You Have Any Pets: No
[41]Name[s]: n/a
[42]Type Of Animal[s]: n/a
[43]If You Dont Have A Pet Do You Want One: Not right now.
[44]Have You Ever Had Any Other Pets Then Mentioned Up Above: Yes, two dogs [RIP]
[.School.]
[45]Are You Still In School: Yes... technically. I'm gonna be starting Law School soon, I hope.
[46]Did You Drop Out: NO, GODDAMMIT! I didn't stay at the top of my classes for nothing!
[47]Current/Supposive Grade: College Graduate
[48]Favorite Grade: 1st, I don't remember much of it, but we colored a lot and it made me happy.
[49]Worst Grade: 10th... this is my "angry bitter outcasted geeky bitch" stage. It was pretty bad.
[50]Favorite Teacher: Mrs. Wilson in high school. She was cool. But in college, I do like Professor Becker. We talk about Buffy.
[51]Worst Teacher: Mr. Aoun (rhymes with noun)... poncy bastard. He didn't even teach a full semester! He is, though, being rapidly eclipsed by Dr. Abachi. Evile evile stupid math teacher.
[52]Favorite Subject: Political Science/English
[53]Worst Subject: Math
[54]Do/Did you Buy Lunch Or Bring Lunch: Brought. Ham sandwiches. But now, in college, I get to eat at the Big Kids table! And eat the shitty college food, but I suppose it's a trade-off.
[55]School Sports: :::blushes::: Cheerleading/Dance Team for a bit... And I play basketball like it's full-contact football.
[56]School Activities: They were all academic. Want a copy of my resume?
[57]Popular Or What: I was the crazy one. So, not really.
[58]Favorite Dance: Did I ever go to these?
[59]Favorite Memory: Wait... favorite memory? Of school? HIGH school? Do I even have these?
[60]Worst Memory: There's so many. Wait 'till my autobiography comes out.
[61]Worst Dance: Like I said, I didn't go to these.
[62]Most Humiliating Moment: High school. 'Nuff said.
[.Favorites.]
[63]Number: a toss up between 10 and apple 3.1416
[64]Clothing Brand: I'm not really picky about clothes as long as they fit me and look okay.
[65]Shoes: Sneakers. Always. Unless I have to be dressed up... then, a pair of sensible pumps.
[66]Saying: "It's too damn early for this shit."
[67]TV Show: Iron Chef
[68]Sport: Rugby. Yum.
[69]Vegetable: Carrots
[70]Fruit: Oranges
[71]Movie: Gundam Wing Endless Waltz
[72]Magazine: Newsweek
[73]Actor: Uuurrrr... maybe Samuel L. Jackson? The man was SHAFT! And Mace Windu! He kicks ASS!
[74]Actress: Jodie Foster?
[75]Candy: Dove Chocolate/Cadbury Creme Eggs
[76]Gum: Big Red
[77]Scent: Fresh laundry. Really.
[78]Candy Bar: Kit Kat
[79]Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla
[80]Color: Silver
[81]Season: Spring
[82]Holiday: Christmas
[83]Band: Right now, it would have to be Linkin' Park
[84]Singer: Masami Okui
[85]Group: Two Mix?
[86]Type Of Music: Anything really, except for country or really heavy metal.
[87]Fast Song: Anything Dance Dance Revolution!
[88]Slow Song: :::blinks::: "Because the Night" by 10,000 Maniacs, I guess.
[89]Thing In Your Room: 5' poster of Duo Maxwell
[90]Place To Be: in bed
[91]Radio Station: 102.7 KIIS FM!
[92]TV Channel: MTV and CNN
[93]Junk Food: popcorn
[94]Overall Food: chicken
[95]Store: Mandrake's
[96]Shoe Brand: Vans
[97]Fast Food Place: McDonalds. I lived off their food in college.
[98]Restraunt: Black Angus
[99]Shape: circle
[100]Time Of Day: when I'm asleep
[101]Country: Japan
[102]State: California, baby!
[103]Boy's Name: Seth or Kazeno
[104]Girl's Name: Sorano
[105]Mall: :::blinks::: The Mall in DC?
[106]Video Game: don't play video games alot, but... Area 51. gotta love shooting games.
[107]Shampoo: Herbal Essences
[108]Board Game: Monopoly
[109]Computer Game: Tetris? Does this count?
[110]Car: BWM Z3
[111]Music Video: I like Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up." It's the best damn video I've seen in a long time. Or maybe REM's "Losing My Religion."
[112]Swear Word: fricken' or flippin' (yeah, they're not real swear words, but I use 'em alot)
[113]Word: Right now it's probably "the." I like "the." It's so useful in everyday conversations.
[114]Month: April. Duh.
[115]Cartoon: Right now? Gundam Wing. And it's ANIME, dammit!
[116]Song Of All Time: :::growls::: Do you know how hard it is for me to choose?
[117]Scary Movie: Carrie. Scared the bejeezus outta me.
[118]Team: Team of what?
[119]Possesion: My laptop!
[.What's The First Thing That Comes 2 Mind When You Hear....]
[120]Eminem: Cool!
[121]Dog: Jazz!
[122]Hot: Weather
[123]Britney Spears: Vapid whore
[124]N'sync: Vapid man-whores
[125]Real World: Nice house
[126]Orange: Juice
[127]Choice: Please
[128]Fuck: You
[129]Bisexual: Duo
[130]Black: Balled
[131]ICQ: AIM
[132]Insane Clown Posse: Freaks
[133]Linkin Park: Oo-er
[134]Jack: Of All Trades
[135]Rainbow: Gay pride!
[136]Cherry: Popsicle
[137]Cucumber: Bad Duo!
[138]Shark: Week
[139]Lifehouse: Songfics
[140]Bat: Man
[141]Leather: Pants
[142]Whip: Stop it, Duo!
[143]America: Downhill from here
[144]Water: Wet
[145]Volcano: Hot
[.This Or That.]:
[146]rock or rap: rock
[147]pop or rap: pop
[148]rap or r&b: R&B
[149]rock or metal: rock
[150]rock or pop: rock
[151]linkin park or limp bizkit: depends on my mood, but... Linkin Park
[152]tool or korn: ah, damn... Tool.
[153]selena or jenifer lopez: Selena. She's dead.
[154]hot or cold: hot
[155]winter or summer: summer
[156]spring or fall: spring
[157]shakira or britney: Shakira
[158]ICP or Eminem: Eminem
[159]Marilyn Manson Or Rob Zombie: Rob Zombie
[160]Kittie or Garbage: Garbage
[161]mtv or vh1: MTV
[162]Buffy or Angel: Buffy!
[163]Dawson's Creek Or Gilmore Girls: I hate both shows and watch neither
[164]Football or Basketball: Football... but since I live in close proximity to LA and I like the Lakers, I like basketball, too. ^_^
[165]summer olympics or winter olympics: Winter (ice skating!)
[166]skiing or snowboarding: Snowboarding
[167]rollerblading or skateboarding: Rollerblading
[168]black or white: black
[169]orange or red: red
[170]yellow or green: green
[171]purple or pink: purple
[172]slipknot or mudvayne: ???
[173]hot topic or pac sun: Hot Topic. I'm *so* not a surfer chick.
[174]inside or outside: Inside
[175]weed or alcohol: Alcohol
[176]cell phone or pager: cell phone
[177]pen or pencil: pen
[178]powerpuff girls or charlies angels: powerpuff girls
[179]scooby doo or dino: scooby doo
[180]dragon ball Z or pokemon: dragonball z... but only because of Trunks!
[181]star wars or star trek: Star Wars!
[182]tattoo or piercing: :::shivers:::
[183]prep or punk: preppy punk.
[184]slut or whore: whore... they get paid.
[.Private Life I.E Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll...]
[185]Boyfriend Or Girlfriend: nope
[186]Crush: ... into little pieces, what?
[187]Do You Love Anyone Right Now: yes
[188]Have You Ever Been In Love: no
[189]How Many People Have You Kissed: ... one...
[190]Who Was Your First Kiss: Scott
[194]How Many Hearts Have You Broken: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[195]How Many People Broke Your Heart: none... they just make me more of a militant feminist
[196]Best Quote To Sum Up Love: Love... why not?
[197]So Whats Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Crush Like: don't have one. not looking.
[198]Whats Your Dream Guy/Girl Like: :::drools:::
[199]Do U Go More By Looks Or Personality: personality... namely intelligence
[201]Ever Kiss A Friend: no
[202]Are You Still Friends: n/a
[203]So Moving Along... You Smoke: no
[204]How About Some Weed... You Smoke Weed: no
[205]Ever Trip On Acid: no
[206]How About A Little xTc? no
[207]Crack, Heroin, Anything Else: no!
[208]Beer Good Or Beer Bad: bad!
[210]Are U The Little Sissy Who Drinks Mikes And Wine Coolers: yes! i hate beer! and i'm not a sissy if i can shoot back vodka straight!
[211]Do U Like Smirnoff Ice: YES!
[212]Prefer Beer Or Liquor: liquor
[213]So If You Smoke How Long U Been Killin Yourself Now: n/a
[214]What Kind Do You Smoke: n/a
[215]Could I Bum One: No. I can't stand people who smoke. It's a horrible habit.
[216]Back To Alcohol, Favoite Alcoholic Beverage: Uummm... Vertigo Lemon Drop or Wolfbite shots, I'm not really sure
[217]So If You Weren't A Virgin... When's The Last Time U Got Some: That's a sort of insulting way to put it, ne?
[.Would You Ever.]
[218]Bungee Jump: yes
[219]Sky Dive: yes
[220]Swim With Dolphins: cool!
[221]Scuba Dive: Uh... maybe once. In a nice place where the water is clean and I won't get eaten by sharks.
[222]Go Rock Climbing: ... like... outside?
[224]Eat Shit For $1,000,000: Real shit or metaphorical shit? I eat metaphorical shit everyday.
[225]Change Your Religion: Considering that I have none... I can pretend
[226]Turn Your Back On Your Friends For Personal Gain: ... depends on the gain.
[227]Steal A Friend's Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
[228]Cross-Dress: All the time! Especially considering that I just have to put on a shirt and pants. And yes, I have worn boxers... but only to sleep in.
[229]Lie To The Police: That's stupid. Unless they're corrupt. Besides, I'm a bad liar.
[230]Run From The Police: Hell no! I'm a minority! Do you think I *want* to get my ass kicked?!
[232]Lie To Your Parents: Depends... usually not. I'm a bad liar.
[233]Walk Up To A Total Stranger And Kiss Them: Did that in NYC
[234]Be A Exotic Dancer: Uhm... no. Not even for the money.
[235]Walk Out Of A Restraunt Without Paying: No... that's bad. Besides, I'll pay for good food.
[236]Streak [run naked through somewhere for all u who dont know]: NO! I like keeping my nekkidness to myself, thank you very much!
[.Your Friends.]
[257]Best Friend: Maech & Katy
[258]Known Longest: Katy
[259]Wish You Talked To More Then You Do: Liz
[260]Wish You Saw More Then You Do: Rae
[261]How Many Friends Do U Think You Have: Very few.
[262]How Many Do U Actualy Hang Out With: On a semi-regular basis? Maech
[263]Who Drives You Insane After Awhile: Katy. But in the happy, non-homicidal way.
[264]Who Can You Stay Around Forever And Hardly Get Sick Of: MAECH!
[265]Ever Loose A Good Friend Because You Took It To The Next Level: Urk. No. Thank god. Most of my friends are girls.
[266]Craziest: ME!
[267]Loudest: ME!
[268]Shyest: Maech
[269]Best Hair: Damn. I don't know. DO I look like a girl to you?
[270]Can Always Make You Laugh: Katy. She's funny. But only to me. Some of the time. ^_^
[271]Best Eyes: Uhh... never really looked that close.
[272]Best Body: What the hell makes you think I even notice these things?
[273]Most Athletic: Uhm... I don't know very athletic people. But Katy plays tennis.
[274]Sex Symbol: I'm not even gonna *touch* this one.
[275]Hot Tempered: Manda
[276]Most Impatient: Kristina
[277]Shortest: Laura
[278]Tallest: Anna
[279]Talented: "Talented" in the Sailor Moon way? Katy.
[280]Best Singing Voice: Rae... no doubts there
[281]Skinniest: Liz
[282]Nicest: When? Like, all the time or just when you're feeling down?
[283]Best Personality: Well, I can't really answer that since it depends on *my* mood at the time.
[284]Biggest Drug User: Uuuurrrrr...
[285]Alcoholic: Veronica. She can pack it away.
[286]flashed someone: no
[287]told the person you liked how you felt: ....? Does verbally thrashing my stalker count as telling him how I felt?
[288]been to michigan: No. Do I want to?
[289]gotten really REALLY wasted: Yes
[290]gone to jail/juvi: I visited for a school trip.
[291]skateboarded: Once. Found out that I have horrid balance on moving objects.
[292]skinny dipped: No
[293]stolen anything from a store: Yes
[294]wanted to kick my ass for making this so damn long SO LONG: Are you getting paranoid about this? Do you even have a life?
[295]kicked someone's ass: No, but I have dreams of doing so.
[296]pegged someone in the head with a snowball and they never knew it was you: No, because I laugh to loud and give myself away.
[297]broke a beer bottle: Yes
[298]gotten into a bar underaged: Yes
[299]kissed someone of the same sex: No
[300]flipped someone off: Yes. Everyday.
[301]gone on a road trip: Yes
[302]gone on vacation without adult supervision: Yes
[303]been to a concert: Not like, a real one that I *enjoyed*.
[304]been to another country: Yes. I'm Filipino, dammit. You think I don't visit the relatives?
[305]talked back to an adult: ALL THE TIME
[306]got pulled over: Yes. Damn racist bastards.
[307]into a car accident: No
[308]broke a law: Minor ones, I guess. Never been busted though.
[309]given money to some homeless person: Yes
[310]tried to kill yourself: Yeah
[311]cried to get out of trouble: No
[312]kissed a friend's brother/sister: No
[313]dropped something on the floor that you were cooking for dinner and still put it on the plate: ... :::giggles:::
[.Opinions.]
[314]What Do You Think About Boy Bands: So you can make millions of dollars for being cute. Good for you.
[315]What Do You Think About Flag Burrning: Political speech... some of the time. At least they're not burning crosses, ne?
[316]What Do You Think Of The War On Terrorists: I'm a political science major. Do you want and essay?
[317]What Do You Think About Suicide: Sometimes it's the best option. Let people decide the worth of their own lives.
[318]What Do You Think About People Who Try To Force Their Opinions Upon You: They can suck my wang. Suck it hard. And suck it long.
[319]What Do You Think About Abortion: In certain situations, it's okay. But NOT as contraception.
[320]What Do You Think About Rock/Metal Music: Yee hah!
[321]Where Do You Think You'll Be In 10 Years: Out of law school/graduate school.
[322]Who Do You Think You'll Still Be Friends With In 5 Years: Hopefully everyone.
[323]What Do You Think About The Pop Music Scene: I'm waiting for it be over so we get more quality music.
[324]What Do You Think About The Store Abercrombie & Fitch: Uhm... expensive. Have you seen their catalogue? It's worse than the Calvin Klein ads!
[325]What Do You Think About Porn: Have you noticed tht they ugliest looking people make porn?
[326]What Do Think About The Death Penalty: Kill 'em all. A lot. In public. With dull spoons.
[.What Did You Do....]
[339]Last Birthday: Went to Universal Studios and Citywalk
[340]Yesterday: Had finals and organized a POLITICAL RALLY AT MY SCHOOL! YAY FOR THE FIRST AMENDMENT!
[341]Last Weekend: I went home
[342]Christmas: Stayed at home... cooked dinner.
[343]Thanksgiving: Stayed at home... cooked dinner.
[344]New Year's Eve: Have you caught the pattern yet?
[345]Halloween: I didn't do anything for halloween. I was at school, writing a paper, I think. It was Wednesday, people!
[346]Easter: Went to Mass, though not entirely of my own free will.
[347]Valentine's Day: Heh. Nothing. Suck on that!
[.Quotes.]
[355]Favorite Movie Quote: "... them butch Filipino..." "The stabbers?" "Yeah, the stabbers!"
[356]Best Quote For Love: "I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
[357]Best Quote For Friendship: "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
[358]Best Quote For Life: "Life's a bitch and then you die."
[359]Funny Quote: "Suck it hard. And suck it long."
[360]Favorite TV Quote: "Pol Pot didn't *mean* to kill two million people. He only wanted to scare them."
[361]Best Quote For Moving On: "Go spank your inner child or something."
[362]Your Favorite Quote From A Song: "I love the way you smack my ass..."
[.The Last Thing....]
[363]You Ate: It was probably a potato-related product
[364]You Drank: Snapple... Kiwi Strawberry
[365]You Took A Shower: This morning
[366]You Wore Out: All black for the POLITICAL PROTEST!!!
[367]The Last Place You Went: Third Street Promenade
[368]Last Thing You Bought: Clothes
[369]Last Thing You Got Pierced/Tattooed: My ears... when I was a baby!
[370]Last Person You Saw: My roommate
[371]Last Person You Kissed: Like, in what way?
[372]Last Person You Fucked: Not applicable... leave the virgin alone.
[373]Last Person You Talked To: Irasema. I have corrupted her and it is good.
[374]Last Party You Went To: My birthday! But that wasn't really a party.
[375]Last Thing You Watched: Probably the evening news. I can't remember.
[376]Last Song You Heared: :::winces::: "Juliet" by LMNT... but that's only because the song is stuck in my head! But the last real song I listened to was Eminem's "Without Me."
[.Now.]
[377]So What Are You Eating: Like, now? Snack food, I guess.
[378]Anything To Drink With That: A super-sized Sprite
[379]Whatchya Wearing: Clothes.
[380]Any Shoes: My slippers.
[381]Hair: Same as always. But slightly dirty. I have to shower.
[382]Listening To Anything: Winamp cycling through my anime/j-pop songs
[383]Talking To Anyone: Just to the voices in my head. Heero and Duo want a PWP.
[384]Are You Pissed I Made This So Long: You're paranoid about this, aren't you?
[.Yes Or No.]
[385]Are You A Vegitarian: I like animals to die to feed me.
[386]Do You Like Cows: Yes... on my plate for dinner.
[387]Am I A Bitch For Making This Damn Survey: No, you just have too much free time on your hands.
[388]Are You Artistic: I'm a writer, so yeah... I have an artistic side.
[389]Are You A Fast Runner: Am I running for my life? I can run pretty damn fast if I'm running for my life.
[390]Can You Ski: No. Too many politicians end up dead that way.
[391]Are You British: No, but I like the accent.
[392]Do You Want To Spear Britney: ... Ick. Waste of weaponry. I wouldn't want to dirty up my blades.
[393]Do The Voices Talk To You And You Only: How did you know? Who told you?! DIE, INFIDEL!!!
[394]Did You Ever Give Barbie A Free Haircut & Hairdye Special: No. I collected them instead. Kept them in their boxes, too. Yeah, I'm a big geek. Go fuck yourself with a broom. Sideways.
[395]Would You Eat Mac&Cheese w/Hot Dog In It: No, just plain.
[396]Do You Think Disney Creators Were On Acid When They Made Alice In Wonderland: Well, that *was* the theme of the original book.
[397]Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up: I actually like him, especially his new single. He rocks!
[398]Are You Straight: Yes. Very much. It's scary.
[399]Are You 1/2 Stupid, 1/4 insane and another 1/4 physicaly handicapped: I'm 100% insane. Shhh. Don't tell them I told you.
[400]Are You Fat: No.
[401]Are You Skinny and just say your fat: NO!
[402]Are You Short: I'm medium, five feet and four-and-a-half inches. This means I wear a size seven and can't find anything to wear.
[403]Do You Own A Hot Pink Shirt: In the 80s. Dayglow, baby!
[404]How About Orange Pants: Oh, hell no. I look rather bad in orange.
[405]Can You See The Flying Monkeys: Uh... no. Unless you're talking about the ones in The Wizard of OZ.
[406]Are You Evil: Do you want me to be?
[407]Did You Ever Know Someone Who Had A Mullet: No
[408]Know Anyone Who Still Has One: No
[409]Is Britney a whore: Duh! Didn't you see what I wrote earlier?
[410]Are You A Teenage Zombie: Well, I stay up all night doing work... but I don't eat brains.
[411]Am I Annoying You Really Bad With All This Nonsense: I'm getting tired, yeah.
[412]Do You Like Marilyn Manson: No
[413]If You Dont Like Manson You Know You Suck Right: Mean people suck. Nice people blow.
[414]Are You Secretly From Another Planet: I'll have to kill you now. Slowly. Painfully. A lot.
[415]Did You Ever Touch Someone Elses No-No Spot: No. But I sat in a guy's lap once. And guy's grind against you when you're dancing. Does this count?
[416]Do You Shop At Hot Topic: Yes! Nice shirts!
[417]Could You Kick My Ass: Depends if you really piss me off.
[.Random Questions.] - (some missing)
[458]If You Could Be Any Animal, What Animal Would You Be: Do people count as animals? I wouldn't want to be an animal, really.
[459]Why Would You Be THAT Animal: Because I like being able to watch anime?
[469]If You Had To Eat One Thing For The Rest Of Your Life What Would It Be: Chicken or some sort of potato product. I'm not sure.
[481]Do You Remember Any Of Your Dreams: Nope. I always forget them unless they're really trippy.
[482]Do You Dream In Color Or Black And White: I think it really depends. My dreams are sorta dark so I can't tell.
[484]Do You Admit When You Need Help With A Problem: Yes... by whining and complaining.
[485]Can People Read You Like A Book: Possibly if I was written like "Hamlet" or "Moby Dick."
[488]What's Your Biggest Fear: Having to live forever
[501]Do You Talk A lot: When I feel like it... or I'm pleasantly sloshed.
[502]Are You Afraid Of Clowns: YES
[503]Do You Like Spiders: NO
[503]How About Grape Kool-Aid Do You Like: I'm not joining your cult. Leave me be. I wrote a paper about you people.
[506]Can You Drive: Yes. Badly. But I haven't killed anyone yet.
[510]Are You A Spoiled Rotton Only Child: I'm an only child... yes... this matters, why?
[512]Are You Anti-Social: Oh yeah. I'm so antisocial, I dislike people.
[514]How About Dumb People: Kill them all. And kill their offspring just in case. It's genetic, you know.
[521]Now What Are You Going To Go Do: Probably sleep.
And y'all have to fill this sonovabitch out, too. It's only fair, you know.
[1]First Name: Maybeline
[2]Middle Name: D. (heh heh, you guys thought you were gonna get this outta me, ne?)
[3]Last Name: Perey
[4]Nick Name[s]: May, "the crazy one," and a multitude of internet handles.
[5]Gender: Female
[6]Age: 22
[7]Birthday: April 10 (you should be able to guess the year from my age. If not, you need to get offline and start taking some remedial math classes or something).
[8]Height: 5' 4 1/2"
[9]Weight: 120-125 lbs. Yes, my weight fluctuates a lot.
[10]Hair Color: natural black
[11]Eye Color: brown
[12]Caucasian, African American, Hispanic... What: Asian/Pacific Islander
[13]Glasses: Yes
[14]Contacts: Yes... but not both at the same time. That's stupid.
[15]Braces: No... thank god for insurance
[16]Hair Short Or Long: Chin/shoulder length, so I guess that would be medium-short.
[17]You Were Born Where: Bremerton, Washington
[18]You Now Live: Moreno Valley, California
[19]Astrology Sign: Aries
[20]How many languages do you speak: One fluently, but I can curse in six.
[21]Nationality: Filipino (yup, the mongrels of the Pacific)
[22]Bad Habbits: nail-biting, swearing, obsessive, procrastinator
[23]Piercings: Yes, I guess.
[24]If Yes Where & How Many, If No Do you Want Any: Just my ears, one hole each
[25]Tattoos: :::shivers::: I'd probably pass out before the needle got to me.
[26]If Yes How Many & Where, If No Want Any: If I *did* it would be a sword and two roses on my lower back.
[.Family.]
[27]Mothers Name: Magdalena
[28]Fathers Name: Mario
[29]Brothers Name[s]: N/A
[30]Sisters Name[s]: N/A
[31]Favorite Aunt: uuuhhhh... the ones that realize that I'm not an airheaded bitch? Oh, damn... that means none.
[32]Favorite Uncle: see above statement
[33]Favorite Grandparent: My grandmother (only one I gots left)
[34]Worst Relative: Bratty second cousin who will not be named
[35]Best Relative: uuuhhhhh.... ones that give me money as presents and not weird little things I don't really need?
[36]Best Family Memory: Christmas. The one with the pillow fight and drunken Macarena
[37]Do you Get Along With Your Parents: What day of the week is it?
[38]Do Your Parents Understand You: :::starts to laugh::: I wouldn't refer to them as "Der Fuerhers" if they did.
[39]Does Anyone In Your Family Understand You: :::continues to laugh and falls down:::
[Pets]
[40]Do You Have Any Pets: No
[41]Name[s]: n/a
[42]Type Of Animal[s]: n/a
[43]If You Dont Have A Pet Do You Want One: Not right now.
[44]Have You Ever Had Any Other Pets Then Mentioned Up Above: Yes, two dogs [RIP]
[.School.]
[45]Are You Still In School: Yes... technically. I'm gonna be starting Law School soon, I hope.
[46]Did You Drop Out: NO, GODDAMMIT! I didn't stay at the top of my classes for nothing!
[47]Current/Supposive Grade: College Graduate
[48]Favorite Grade: 1st, I don't remember much of it, but we colored a lot and it made me happy.
[49]Worst Grade: 10th... this is my "angry bitter outcasted geeky bitch" stage. It was pretty bad.
[50]Favorite Teacher: Mrs. Wilson in high school. She was cool. But in college, I do like Professor Becker. We talk about Buffy.
[51]Worst Teacher: Mr. Aoun (rhymes with noun)... poncy bastard. He didn't even teach a full semester! He is, though, being rapidly eclipsed by Dr. Abachi. Evile evile stupid math teacher.
[52]Favorite Subject: Political Science/English
[53]Worst Subject: Math
[54]Do/Did you Buy Lunch Or Bring Lunch: Brought. Ham sandwiches. But now, in college, I get to eat at the Big Kids table! And eat the shitty college food, but I suppose it's a trade-off.
[55]School Sports: :::blushes::: Cheerleading/Dance Team for a bit... And I play basketball like it's full-contact football.
[56]School Activities: They were all academic. Want a copy of my resume?
[57]Popular Or What: I was the crazy one. So, not really.
[58]Favorite Dance: Did I ever go to these?
[59]Favorite Memory: Wait... favorite memory? Of school? HIGH school? Do I even have these?
[60]Worst Memory: There's so many. Wait 'till my autobiography comes out.
[61]Worst Dance: Like I said, I didn't go to these.
[62]Most Humiliating Moment: High school. 'Nuff said.
[.Favorites.]
[63]Number: a toss up between 10 and apple 3.1416
[64]Clothing Brand: I'm not really picky about clothes as long as they fit me and look okay.
[65]Shoes: Sneakers. Always. Unless I have to be dressed up... then, a pair of sensible pumps.
[66]Saying: "It's too damn early for this shit."
[67]TV Show: Iron Chef
[68]Sport: Rugby. Yum.
[69]Vegetable: Carrots
[70]Fruit: Oranges
[71]Movie: Gundam Wing Endless Waltz
[72]Magazine: Newsweek
[73]Actor: Uuurrrr... maybe Samuel L. Jackson? The man was SHAFT! And Mace Windu! He kicks ASS!
[74]Actress: Jodie Foster?
[75]Candy: Dove Chocolate/Cadbury Creme Eggs
[76]Gum: Big Red
[77]Scent: Fresh laundry. Really.
[78]Candy Bar: Kit Kat
[79]Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla
[80]Color: Silver
[81]Season: Spring
[82]Holiday: Christmas
[83]Band: Right now, it would have to be Linkin' Park
[84]Singer: Masami Okui
[85]Group: Two Mix?
[86]Type Of Music: Anything really, except for country or really heavy metal.
[87]Fast Song: Anything Dance Dance Revolution!
[88]Slow Song: :::blinks::: "Because the Night" by 10,000 Maniacs, I guess.
[89]Thing In Your Room: 5' poster of Duo Maxwell
[90]Place To Be: in bed
[91]Radio Station: 102.7 KIIS FM!
[92]TV Channel: MTV and CNN
[93]Junk Food: popcorn
[94]Overall Food: chicken
[95]Store: Mandrake's
[96]Shoe Brand: Vans
[97]Fast Food Place: McDonalds. I lived off their food in college.
[98]Restraunt: Black Angus
[99]Shape: circle
[100]Time Of Day: when I'm asleep
[101]Country: Japan
[102]State: California, baby!
[103]Boy's Name: Seth or Kazeno
[104]Girl's Name: Sorano
[105]Mall: :::blinks::: The Mall in DC?
[106]Video Game: don't play video games alot, but... Area 51. gotta love shooting games.
[107]Shampoo: Herbal Essences
[108]Board Game: Monopoly
[109]Computer Game: Tetris? Does this count?
[110]Car: BWM Z3
[111]Music Video: I like Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up." It's the best damn video I've seen in a long time. Or maybe REM's "Losing My Religion."
[112]Swear Word: fricken' or flippin' (yeah, they're not real swear words, but I use 'em alot)
[113]Word: Right now it's probably "the." I like "the." It's so useful in everyday conversations.
[114]Month: April. Duh.
[115]Cartoon: Right now? Gundam Wing. And it's ANIME, dammit!
[116]Song Of All Time: :::growls::: Do you know how hard it is for me to choose?
[117]Scary Movie: Carrie. Scared the bejeezus outta me.
[118]Team: Team of what?
[119]Possesion: My laptop!
[.What's The First Thing That Comes 2 Mind When You Hear....]
[120]Eminem: Cool!
[121]Dog: Jazz!
[122]Hot: Weather
[123]Britney Spears: Vapid whore
[124]N'sync: Vapid man-whores
[125]Real World: Nice house
[126]Orange: Juice
[127]Choice: Please
[128]Fuck: You
[129]Bisexual: Duo
[130]Black: Balled
[131]ICQ: AIM
[132]Insane Clown Posse: Freaks
[133]Linkin Park: Oo-er
[134]Jack: Of All Trades
[135]Rainbow: Gay pride!
[136]Cherry: Popsicle
[137]Cucumber: Bad Duo!
[138]Shark: Week
[139]Lifehouse: Songfics
[140]Bat: Man
[141]Leather: Pants
[142]Whip: Stop it, Duo!
[143]America: Downhill from here
[144]Water: Wet
[145]Volcano: Hot
[.This Or That.]:
[146]rock or rap: rock
[147]pop or rap: pop
[148]rap or r&b: R&B
[149]rock or metal: rock
[150]rock or pop: rock
[151]linkin park or limp bizkit: depends on my mood, but... Linkin Park
[152]tool or korn: ah, damn... Tool.
[153]selena or jenifer lopez: Selena. She's dead.
[154]hot or cold: hot
[155]winter or summer: summer
[156]spring or fall: spring
[157]shakira or britney: Shakira
[158]ICP or Eminem: Eminem
[159]Marilyn Manson Or Rob Zombie: Rob Zombie
[160]Kittie or Garbage: Garbage
[161]mtv or vh1: MTV
[162]Buffy or Angel: Buffy!
[163]Dawson's Creek Or Gilmore Girls: I hate both shows and watch neither
[164]Football or Basketball: Football... but since I live in close proximity to LA and I like the Lakers, I like basketball, too. ^_^
[165]summer olympics or winter olympics: Winter (ice skating!)
[166]skiing or snowboarding: Snowboarding
[167]rollerblading or skateboarding: Rollerblading
[168]black or white: black
[169]orange or red: red
[170]yellow or green: green
[171]purple or pink: purple
[172]slipknot or mudvayne: ???
[173]hot topic or pac sun: Hot Topic. I'm *so* not a surfer chick.
[174]inside or outside: Inside
[175]weed or alcohol: Alcohol
[176]cell phone or pager: cell phone
[177]pen or pencil: pen
[178]powerpuff girls or charlies angels: powerpuff girls
[179]scooby doo or dino: scooby doo
[180]dragon ball Z or pokemon: dragonball z... but only because of Trunks!
[181]star wars or star trek: Star Wars!
[182]tattoo or piercing: :::shivers:::
[183]prep or punk: preppy punk.
[184]slut or whore: whore... they get paid.
[.Private Life I.E Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll...]
[185]Boyfriend Or Girlfriend: nope
[186]Crush: ... into little pieces, what?
[187]Do You Love Anyone Right Now: yes
[188]Have You Ever Been In Love: no
[189]How Many People Have You Kissed: ... one...
[190]Who Was Your First Kiss: Scott
[194]How Many Hearts Have You Broken: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[195]How Many People Broke Your Heart: none... they just make me more of a militant feminist
[196]Best Quote To Sum Up Love: Love... why not?
[197]So Whats Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Crush Like: don't have one. not looking.
[198]Whats Your Dream Guy/Girl Like: :::drools:::
[199]Do U Go More By Looks Or Personality: personality... namely intelligence
[201]Ever Kiss A Friend: no
[202]Are You Still Friends: n/a
[203]So Moving Along... You Smoke: no
[204]How About Some Weed... You Smoke Weed: no
[205]Ever Trip On Acid: no
[206]How About A Little xTc? no
[207]Crack, Heroin, Anything Else: no!
[208]Beer Good Or Beer Bad: bad!
[210]Are U The Little Sissy Who Drinks Mikes And Wine Coolers: yes! i hate beer! and i'm not a sissy if i can shoot back vodka straight!
[211]Do U Like Smirnoff Ice: YES!
[212]Prefer Beer Or Liquor: liquor
[213]So If You Smoke How Long U Been Killin Yourself Now: n/a
[214]What Kind Do You Smoke: n/a
[215]Could I Bum One: No. I can't stand people who smoke. It's a horrible habit.
[216]Back To Alcohol, Favoite Alcoholic Beverage: Uummm... Vertigo Lemon Drop or Wolfbite shots, I'm not really sure
[217]So If You Weren't A Virgin... When's The Last Time U Got Some: That's a sort of insulting way to put it, ne?
[.Would You Ever.]
[218]Bungee Jump: yes
[219]Sky Dive: yes
[220]Swim With Dolphins: cool!
[221]Scuba Dive: Uh... maybe once. In a nice place where the water is clean and I won't get eaten by sharks.
[222]Go Rock Climbing: ... like... outside?
[224]Eat Shit For $1,000,000: Real shit or metaphorical shit? I eat metaphorical shit everyday.
[225]Change Your Religion: Considering that I have none... I can pretend
[226]Turn Your Back On Your Friends For Personal Gain: ... depends on the gain.
[227]Steal A Friend's Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
[228]Cross-Dress: All the time! Especially considering that I just have to put on a shirt and pants. And yes, I have worn boxers... but only to sleep in.
[229]Lie To The Police: That's stupid. Unless they're corrupt. Besides, I'm a bad liar.
[230]Run From The Police: Hell no! I'm a minority! Do you think I *want* to get my ass kicked?!
[232]Lie To Your Parents: Depends... usually not. I'm a bad liar.
[233]Walk Up To A Total Stranger And Kiss Them: Did that in NYC
[234]Be A Exotic Dancer: Uhm... no. Not even for the money.
[235]Walk Out Of A Restraunt Without Paying: No... that's bad. Besides, I'll pay for good food.
[236]Streak [run naked through somewhere for all u who dont know]: NO! I like keeping my nekkidness to myself, thank you very much!
[.Your Friends.]
[257]Best Friend: Maech & Katy
[258]Known Longest: Katy
[259]Wish You Talked To More Then You Do: Liz
[260]Wish You Saw More Then You Do: Rae
[261]How Many Friends Do U Think You Have: Very few.
[262]How Many Do U Actualy Hang Out With: On a semi-regular basis? Maech
[263]Who Drives You Insane After Awhile: Katy. But in the happy, non-homicidal way.
[264]Who Can You Stay Around Forever And Hardly Get Sick Of: MAECH!
[265]Ever Loose A Good Friend Because You Took It To The Next Level: Urk. No. Thank god. Most of my friends are girls.
[266]Craziest: ME!
[267]Loudest: ME!
[268]Shyest: Maech
[269]Best Hair: Damn. I don't know. DO I look like a girl to you?
[270]Can Always Make You Laugh: Katy. She's funny. But only to me. Some of the time. ^_^
[271]Best Eyes: Uhh... never really looked that close.
[272]Best Body: What the hell makes you think I even notice these things?
[273]Most Athletic: Uhm... I don't know very athletic people. But Katy plays tennis.
[274]Sex Symbol: I'm not even gonna *touch* this one.
[275]Hot Tempered: Manda
[276]Most Impatient: Kristina
[277]Shortest: Laura
[278]Tallest: Anna
[279]Talented: "Talented" in the Sailor Moon way? Katy.
[280]Best Singing Voice: Rae... no doubts there
[281]Skinniest: Liz
[282]Nicest: When? Like, all the time or just when you're feeling down?
[283]Best Personality: Well, I can't really answer that since it depends on *my* mood at the time.
[284]Biggest Drug User: Uuuurrrrr...
[285]Alcoholic: Veronica. She can pack it away.
[286]flashed someone: no
[287]told the person you liked how you felt: ....? Does verbally thrashing my stalker count as telling him how I felt?
[288]been to michigan: No. Do I want to?
[289]gotten really REALLY wasted: Yes
[290]gone to jail/juvi: I visited for a school trip.
[291]skateboarded: Once. Found out that I have horrid balance on moving objects.
[292]skinny dipped: No
[293]stolen anything from a store: Yes
[294]wanted to kick my ass for making this so damn long SO LONG: Are you getting paranoid about this? Do you even have a life?
[295]kicked someone's ass: No, but I have dreams of doing so.
[296]pegged someone in the head with a snowball and they never knew it was you: No, because I laugh to loud and give myself away.
[297]broke a beer bottle: Yes
[298]gotten into a bar underaged: Yes
[299]kissed someone of the same sex: No
[300]flipped someone off: Yes. Everyday.
[301]gone on a road trip: Yes
[302]gone on vacation without adult supervision: Yes
[303]been to a concert: Not like, a real one that I *enjoyed*.
[304]been to another country: Yes. I'm Filipino, dammit. You think I don't visit the relatives?
[305]talked back to an adult: ALL THE TIME
[306]got pulled over: Yes. Damn racist bastards.
[307]into a car accident: No
[308]broke a law: Minor ones, I guess. Never been busted though.
[309]given money to some homeless person: Yes
[310]tried to kill yourself: Yeah
[311]cried to get out of trouble: No
[312]kissed a friend's brother/sister: No
[313]dropped something on the floor that you were cooking for dinner and still put it on the plate: ... :::giggles:::
[.Opinions.]
[314]What Do You Think About Boy Bands: So you can make millions of dollars for being cute. Good for you.
[315]What Do You Think About Flag Burrning: Political speech... some of the time. At least they're not burning crosses, ne?
[316]What Do You Think Of The War On Terrorists: I'm a political science major. Do you want and essay?
[317]What Do You Think About Suicide: Sometimes it's the best option. Let people decide the worth of their own lives.
[318]What Do You Think About People Who Try To Force Their Opinions Upon You: They can suck my wang. Suck it hard. And suck it long.
[319]What Do You Think About Abortion: In certain situations, it's okay. But NOT as contraception.
[320]What Do You Think About Rock/Metal Music: Yee hah!
[321]Where Do You Think You'll Be In 10 Years: Out of law school/graduate school.
[322]Who Do You Think You'll Still Be Friends With In 5 Years: Hopefully everyone.
[323]What Do You Think About The Pop Music Scene: I'm waiting for it be over so we get more quality music.
[324]What Do You Think About The Store Abercrombie & Fitch: Uhm... expensive. Have you seen their catalogue? It's worse than the Calvin Klein ads!
[325]What Do You Think About Porn: Have you noticed tht they ugliest looking people make porn?
[326]What Do Think About The Death Penalty: Kill 'em all. A lot. In public. With dull spoons.
[.What Did You Do....]
[339]Last Birthday: Went to Universal Studios and Citywalk
[340]Yesterday: Had finals and organized a POLITICAL RALLY AT MY SCHOOL! YAY FOR THE FIRST AMENDMENT!
[341]Last Weekend: I went home
[342]Christmas: Stayed at home... cooked dinner.
[343]Thanksgiving: Stayed at home... cooked dinner.
[344]New Year's Eve: Have you caught the pattern yet?
[345]Halloween: I didn't do anything for halloween. I was at school, writing a paper, I think. It was Wednesday, people!
[346]Easter: Went to Mass, though not entirely of my own free will.
[347]Valentine's Day: Heh. Nothing. Suck on that!
[.Quotes.]
[355]Favorite Movie Quote: "... them butch Filipino..." "The stabbers?" "Yeah, the stabbers!"
[356]Best Quote For Love: "I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
[357]Best Quote For Friendship: "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
[358]Best Quote For Life: "Life's a bitch and then you die."
[359]Funny Quote: "Suck it hard. And suck it long."
[360]Favorite TV Quote: "Pol Pot didn't *mean* to kill two million people. He only wanted to scare them."
[361]Best Quote For Moving On: "Go spank your inner child or something."
[362]Your Favorite Quote From A Song: "I love the way you smack my ass..."
[.The Last Thing....]
[363]You Ate: It was probably a potato-related product
[364]You Drank: Snapple... Kiwi Strawberry
[365]You Took A Shower: This morning
[366]You Wore Out: All black for the POLITICAL PROTEST!!!
[367]The Last Place You Went: Third Street Promenade
[368]Last Thing You Bought: Clothes
[369]Last Thing You Got Pierced/Tattooed: My ears... when I was a baby!
[370]Last Person You Saw: My roommate
[371]Last Person You Kissed: Like, in what way?
[372]Last Person You Fucked: Not applicable... leave the virgin alone.
[373]Last Person You Talked To: Irasema. I have corrupted her and it is good.
[374]Last Party You Went To: My birthday! But that wasn't really a party.
[375]Last Thing You Watched: Probably the evening news. I can't remember.
[376]Last Song You Heared: :::winces::: "Juliet" by LMNT... but that's only because the song is stuck in my head! But the last real song I listened to was Eminem's "Without Me."
[.Now.]
[377]So What Are You Eating: Like, now? Snack food, I guess.
[378]Anything To Drink With That: A super-sized Sprite
[379]Whatchya Wearing: Clothes.
[380]Any Shoes: My slippers.
[381]Hair: Same as always. But slightly dirty. I have to shower.
[382]Listening To Anything: Winamp cycling through my anime/j-pop songs
[383]Talking To Anyone: Just to the voices in my head. Heero and Duo want a PWP.
[384]Are You Pissed I Made This So Long: You're paranoid about this, aren't you?
[.Yes Or No.]
[385]Are You A Vegitarian: I like animals to die to feed me.
[386]Do You Like Cows: Yes... on my plate for dinner.
[387]Am I A Bitch For Making This Damn Survey: No, you just have too much free time on your hands.
[388]Are You Artistic: I'm a writer, so yeah... I have an artistic side.
[389]Are You A Fast Runner: Am I running for my life? I can run pretty damn fast if I'm running for my life.
[390]Can You Ski: No. Too many politicians end up dead that way.
[391]Are You British: No, but I like the accent.
[392]Do You Want To Spear Britney: ... Ick. Waste of weaponry. I wouldn't want to dirty up my blades.
[393]Do The Voices Talk To You And You Only: How did you know? Who told you?! DIE, INFIDEL!!!
[394]Did You Ever Give Barbie A Free Haircut & Hairdye Special: No. I collected them instead. Kept them in their boxes, too. Yeah, I'm a big geek. Go fuck yourself with a broom. Sideways.
[395]Would You Eat Mac&Cheese w/Hot Dog In It: No, just plain.
[396]Do You Think Disney Creators Were On Acid When They Made Alice In Wonderland: Well, that *was* the theme of the original book.
[397]Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up: I actually like him, especially his new single. He rocks!
[398]Are You Straight: Yes. Very much. It's scary.
[399]Are You 1/2 Stupid, 1/4 insane and another 1/4 physicaly handicapped: I'm 100% insane. Shhh. Don't tell them I told you.
[400]Are You Fat: No.
[401]Are You Skinny and just say your fat: NO!
[402]Are You Short: I'm medium, five feet and four-and-a-half inches. This means I wear a size seven and can't find anything to wear.
[403]Do You Own A Hot Pink Shirt: In the 80s. Dayglow, baby!
[404]How About Orange Pants: Oh, hell no. I look rather bad in orange.
[405]Can You See The Flying Monkeys: Uh... no. Unless you're talking about the ones in The Wizard of OZ.
[406]Are You Evil: Do you want me to be?
[407]Did You Ever Know Someone Who Had A Mullet: No
[408]Know Anyone Who Still Has One: No
[409]Is Britney a whore: Duh! Didn't you see what I wrote earlier?
[410]Are You A Teenage Zombie: Well, I stay up all night doing work... but I don't eat brains.
[411]Am I Annoying You Really Bad With All This Nonsense: I'm getting tired, yeah.
[412]Do You Like Marilyn Manson: No
[413]If You Dont Like Manson You Know You Suck Right: Mean people suck. Nice people blow.
[414]Are You Secretly From Another Planet: I'll have to kill you now. Slowly. Painfully. A lot.
[415]Did You Ever Touch Someone Elses No-No Spot: No. But I sat in a guy's lap once. And guy's grind against you when you're dancing. Does this count?
[416]Do You Shop At Hot Topic: Yes! Nice shirts!
[417]Could You Kick My Ass: Depends if you really piss me off.
[.Random Questions.] - (some missing)
[458]If You Could Be Any Animal, What Animal Would You Be: Do people count as animals? I wouldn't want to be an animal, really.
[459]Why Would You Be THAT Animal: Because I like being able to watch anime?
[469]If You Had To Eat One Thing For The Rest Of Your Life What Would It Be: Chicken or some sort of potato product. I'm not sure.
[481]Do You Remember Any Of Your Dreams: Nope. I always forget them unless they're really trippy.
[482]Do You Dream In Color Or Black And White: I think it really depends. My dreams are sorta dark so I can't tell.
[484]Do You Admit When You Need Help With A Problem: Yes... by whining and complaining.
[485]Can People Read You Like A Book: Possibly if I was written like "Hamlet" or "Moby Dick."
[488]What's Your Biggest Fear: Having to live forever
[501]Do You Talk A lot: When I feel like it... or I'm pleasantly sloshed.
[502]Are You Afraid Of Clowns: YES
[503]Do You Like Spiders: NO
[503]How About Grape Kool-Aid Do You Like: I'm not joining your cult. Leave me be. I wrote a paper about you people.
[506]Can You Drive: Yes. Badly. But I haven't killed anyone yet.
[510]Are You A Spoiled Rotton Only Child: I'm an only child... yes... this matters, why?
[512]Are You Anti-Social: Oh yeah. I'm so antisocial, I dislike people.
[514]How About Dumb People: Kill them all. And kill their offspring just in case. It's genetic, you know.
[521]Now What Are You Going To Go Do: Probably sleep.