Consequences of Your Actions
Sep. 24th, 2001 07:43 pm[Scene: Bedroom. A very large bed takes up most of the room and on it is a very familiar pile of limbs and bodies.]
Duo: Uuuuuuunnnnnnnnn...
Wufei: I... itai...
Trowa: [pained] ...
Quatre: [sits up *very* carefully and rubs his hand across his face] Wh-what the hell happened?
Wufei: [shifts his position slightly so he isn't smothering Duo anymore] Heero happened. [wince]
Duo: [gasping for air] Thank, 'Fei... I didn't think you'd be able to peel me outta the bed this time.
Trowa: [shifting his position and wincing] He certainly gives a new meaning to the phrase, "Fuck you through the mattress."
Duo: That... is SO not funny right now.
Quatre: I can't believe I'm so sore!
Wufei: [snorts] You should have just let him be seme. But noooooo, you had to try to fight him for the dominant position.
Duo: [pulling himself carefully out from under the pile of bodies] Yeah, Q-babe. I forgot that Heero gets damn possessive when he goes slut!mode. You should have went quietly, like me and 'Fei.
Trowa: Or not so quietly. Duo, if I start losing my hearing, you're paying for the bills.
Quatre: [looking around the bedroom] Where is the man of the day, anyway? He should be passed out by now.
Duo: He shoulda passed out two hours ago, but he kept going like a damned Energizer bunny! That's it! I don't fucking care if he's depressed, he's not getting NEAR my ass any time soon!
[murmurs of agreement all around]
Wufei: [musing] Well, at least we got him snapped out of his angst!mode.
Trowa: Oh yes. And it only cost the four of us the ability to walk for the rest of the night.
Duo: You got off easy, Tro. I don't know if I'll be able to walk tomorrow, let alone tonight!
Trowa: Alright, I concede the point.
Quatre: But... shouldn't we be worried about where Heero is? I mean, he's riding high in slut!mode right now. You don't think he'd do anything foolish, do you?
Wufei: This is Heero Yuy we're talking about. Since when has he ever done anything rash?
[silence]
All: *SHIT*!!!
Duo: Uuuuuuunnnnnnnnn...
Wufei: I... itai...
Trowa: [pained] ...
Quatre: [sits up *very* carefully and rubs his hand across his face] Wh-what the hell happened?
Wufei: [shifts his position slightly so he isn't smothering Duo anymore] Heero happened. [wince]
Duo: [gasping for air] Thank, 'Fei... I didn't think you'd be able to peel me outta the bed this time.
Trowa: [shifting his position and wincing] He certainly gives a new meaning to the phrase, "Fuck you through the mattress."
Duo: That... is SO not funny right now.
Quatre: I can't believe I'm so sore!
Wufei: [snorts] You should have just let him be seme. But noooooo, you had to try to fight him for the dominant position.
Duo: [pulling himself carefully out from under the pile of bodies] Yeah, Q-babe. I forgot that Heero gets damn possessive when he goes slut!mode. You should have went quietly, like me and 'Fei.
Trowa: Or not so quietly. Duo, if I start losing my hearing, you're paying for the bills.
Quatre: [looking around the bedroom] Where is the man of the day, anyway? He should be passed out by now.
Duo: He shoulda passed out two hours ago, but he kept going like a damned Energizer bunny! That's it! I don't fucking care if he's depressed, he's not getting NEAR my ass any time soon!
[murmurs of agreement all around]
Wufei: [musing] Well, at least we got him snapped out of his angst!mode.
Trowa: Oh yes. And it only cost the four of us the ability to walk for the rest of the night.
Duo: You got off easy, Tro. I don't know if I'll be able to walk tomorrow, let alone tonight!
Trowa: Alright, I concede the point.
Quatre: But... shouldn't we be worried about where Heero is? I mean, he's riding high in slut!mode right now. You don't think he'd do anything foolish, do you?
Wufei: This is Heero Yuy we're talking about. Since when has he ever done anything rash?
[silence]
All: *SHIT*!!!