Monday Mornings
Sep. 24th, 2001 10:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater[Scene: GW Common Room. Quatre and Trowa are sitting together at the table, eating breakfast... mostly off each other, but hey, whatever floats your boat, right? Wufei is on the couch, reading through a thick book. Relena is sitting in a chair, trying not to stare at Trowa and Quatre, and looking upset.]
Relena: Hm!
Wufei: [looks up from his book and removes his glasses] Onna! Will you stop doing that! It's annoying!
Relena: How can you be... be... so CALM when... when...
Quatre: [giggles]
Relena: [forces her eyes away] When THAT is happening practically in front of you!
Wufei: [sighs] You KNEW that this was a primarily yaoi mansion before you came. What were you expecting, that we'd drop everything just to please you? It doesn't work that way. You're in OUR territory. At least for the time being.
Relena: You don't have to be so rude!
Wufei: I'll act any way I please in my own home. If you want the company of other females, you can try the CCS Wing, or the OC Wing. But here it is--
Quatre: [from the table] All Yaoi! All the Time!
Wufei: Hn. Yes.
Duo: [storms into the room] Well, I hope you're happy, ojou-san!
Relena: [bristles] What is that supposed to mean?
Duo: Heero's locked himself in the bedroom and refuses to come out! It's all your fault! You and that damn bunny of yours!
Relena: [stands up] Don't you dare blame me for that, Duo Maxwell! The Writer has agreed to write the fic!
Duo: Don't try to take it out on the Writer! If you weren't such a whiny, harping bi--
Relena: Don't you dare say it!
Duo: See! Even you agree with me! Heero will never be that same after this! You fucked him up *GOOD* in that fic. I can't even get him to go back to his default!mode!!!
Wufei: [raising his voice] Will the both of you just SHUT UP?! Duo, get out of the Anything!mode and back to slut!mode. Maybe that will calm you down. Relena, I suggest that you take a walk. Both of you are just continuing the fight that the Writer didn't finish last night.
[Duo's outfit shifts from his Preventer uniform to the "Must Pilot a Gundam to Ride" shirt]
Duo: [sighs] Ah... god... that feels better.
Relena: ... [storms off, slamming the door behind her]
Wufei: [rubbing his temples] ... onnas...
Duo: [grins] And people wonder why we're gay. C'mon, Wu-babe. Shift modes. Let's see if we can't snap Hee-chan out of his depression.
[Wufei shifts to slut!mode, which puts him in Trowa's green dress shirt and nothing else]
Wufei: Ninmu Ryoukai.
Duo: Yo, Tro! Q-babe! Don't use up all the whipped cream!
Relena: Hm!
Wufei: [looks up from his book and removes his glasses] Onna! Will you stop doing that! It's annoying!
Relena: How can you be... be... so CALM when... when...
Quatre: [giggles]
Relena: [forces her eyes away] When THAT is happening practically in front of you!
Wufei: [sighs] You KNEW that this was a primarily yaoi mansion before you came. What were you expecting, that we'd drop everything just to please you? It doesn't work that way. You're in OUR territory. At least for the time being.
Relena: You don't have to be so rude!
Wufei: I'll act any way I please in my own home. If you want the company of other females, you can try the CCS Wing, or the OC Wing. But here it is--
Quatre: [from the table] All Yaoi! All the Time!
Wufei: Hn. Yes.
Duo: [storms into the room] Well, I hope you're happy, ojou-san!
Relena: [bristles] What is that supposed to mean?
Duo: Heero's locked himself in the bedroom and refuses to come out! It's all your fault! You and that damn bunny of yours!
Relena: [stands up] Don't you dare blame me for that, Duo Maxwell! The Writer has agreed to write the fic!
Duo: Don't try to take it out on the Writer! If you weren't such a whiny, harping bi--
Relena: Don't you dare say it!
Duo: See! Even you agree with me! Heero will never be that same after this! You fucked him up *GOOD* in that fic. I can't even get him to go back to his default!mode!!!
Wufei: [raising his voice] Will the both of you just SHUT UP?! Duo, get out of the Anything!mode and back to slut!mode. Maybe that will calm you down. Relena, I suggest that you take a walk. Both of you are just continuing the fight that the Writer didn't finish last night.
[Duo's outfit shifts from his Preventer uniform to the "Must Pilot a Gundam to Ride" shirt]
Duo: [sighs] Ah... god... that feels better.
Relena: ... [storms off, slamming the door behind her]
Wufei: [rubbing his temples] ... onnas...
Duo: [grins] And people wonder why we're gay. C'mon, Wu-babe. Shift modes. Let's see if we can't snap Hee-chan out of his depression.
[Wufei shifts to slut!mode, which puts him in Trowa's green dress shirt and nothing else]
Wufei: Ninmu Ryoukai.
Duo: Yo, Tro! Q-babe! Don't use up all the whipped cream!