Control Issues
Sep. 21st, 2001 08:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater[Scene: still the GW Common Room. Relena is standing in the doorway with Sakura beside her. Duo is pointing at her]
Duo: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Relena: [smug] Isn't it obvious? I'm a Muse.
Duo: [infuriated] NO! H-E-L-L N-O!!! *I* am the main Muse in this mansion, and I'm not letting you stay!
[Relena steps farther into the room. Heero, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei all take discrete steps back. Duo just steps forward to be almost face-to-face with the girl]
Relena: You can't get rid of me. I've already been a first person POV in a *completed* fic.
Duo: Doesn't count! That fic was about *us* mostly, not about you... even if it was a sympathetic!RFO.
Relena: [shrugs] No matter what you say, I have a legitimate reason for being a Muse.
Duo: Isn't bad enough that I did that ficsnip last night?! I lost *weight* after hurling that much! Even the Writer helped me kill that damn bunny!
Relena: But what about this? [she pulls out a fat little bunny out of nowhere. It's wearing a black collar with a tag. The tag has musical notes on it]
Duo: [scowls] Songfic bunnies don't count! The Writer gets attacked by them ALL THE TIME and she writes maybe one out of a hundred if you're lucky. All of us have multiple songifcs in the works, too. You're gonna have to try harder, ojou-san.
Relena: [smiles] If that's the case, then why is the Writer downloading my song as we speak?
Heero: [looks up from where he's examining the bunny and pales] She wouldn't.
Relena: Listen to what's being piped through the sound system, Heero. The Writer is getting inspired.
Heero: [losing his temper] No dammit! It's not fair! Why the hell do *I* keep having to take all the insane fics?! First it's Quatre and his damn non-PWP. Then it's that bastard!Heero-songfic that the Writer wants to do, where not only am I an abusive *prick,* but Duo leaves me for Wufei! Now THIS?! There's no way in HELL I'm going to be pussywhipped!
Duo: [cheering] You tell her, Hee-chan!
Relena: [cringes] It's not that bad, Heero...
Heero: NO! I can't take much more of these "naked and shell-shocked" scenarios!
Relena: [feebly] But... you get to be with Duo at the end...
Heero: And that makes up for a whole fic of me angsting and being a stupid-weak-willed-PANSY?! OVER MY DEAD BODY.
[Pinging sound. Everyone cringes]
Relena: [weakly] Looks like the song is downloaded.
["Anything Anything" by Dramarama starts being piped through the mansion]
Duo: [hugging Heero] Looks like it *is* over your dead body afterall.
Duo: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Relena: [smug] Isn't it obvious? I'm a Muse.
Duo: [infuriated] NO! H-E-L-L N-O!!! *I* am the main Muse in this mansion, and I'm not letting you stay!
[Relena steps farther into the room. Heero, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei all take discrete steps back. Duo just steps forward to be almost face-to-face with the girl]
Relena: You can't get rid of me. I've already been a first person POV in a *completed* fic.
Duo: Doesn't count! That fic was about *us* mostly, not about you... even if it was a sympathetic!RFO.
Relena: [shrugs] No matter what you say, I have a legitimate reason for being a Muse.
Duo: Isn't bad enough that I did that ficsnip last night?! I lost *weight* after hurling that much! Even the Writer helped me kill that damn bunny!
Relena: But what about this? [she pulls out a fat little bunny out of nowhere. It's wearing a black collar with a tag. The tag has musical notes on it]
Duo: [scowls] Songfic bunnies don't count! The Writer gets attacked by them ALL THE TIME and she writes maybe one out of a hundred if you're lucky. All of us have multiple songifcs in the works, too. You're gonna have to try harder, ojou-san.
Relena: [smiles] If that's the case, then why is the Writer downloading my song as we speak?
Heero: [looks up from where he's examining the bunny and pales] She wouldn't.
Relena: Listen to what's being piped through the sound system, Heero. The Writer is getting inspired.
Heero: [losing his temper] No dammit! It's not fair! Why the hell do *I* keep having to take all the insane fics?! First it's Quatre and his damn non-PWP. Then it's that bastard!Heero-songfic that the Writer wants to do, where not only am I an abusive *prick,* but Duo leaves me for Wufei! Now THIS?! There's no way in HELL I'm going to be pussywhipped!
Duo: [cheering] You tell her, Hee-chan!
Relena: [cringes] It's not that bad, Heero...
Heero: NO! I can't take much more of these "naked and shell-shocked" scenarios!
Relena: [feebly] But... you get to be with Duo at the end...
Heero: And that makes up for a whole fic of me angsting and being a stupid-weak-willed-PANSY?! OVER MY DEAD BODY.
[Pinging sound. Everyone cringes]
Relena: [weakly] Looks like the song is downloaded.
["Anything Anything" by Dramarama starts being piped through the mansion]
Duo: [hugging Heero] Looks like it *is* over your dead body afterall.