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*stabs ovaries*

=___=;; like clockwork.

see. i have a funny story to go with this month's ovary stabbing. except not. the parental units just left to go to vegas. i wanted to go, but am in no condition to do so and would probably just lay in the hotel room and sleep the whole time. plus, i don't know if i'd survive the drive there without slaughtering someone and/or crying in pain. so. home i stay. but the maternal unit said she'd buy me the chocolate i want from ethel m's. *__*

but that's not the funny part. oh no. see, i got the twingey backpains yesterday, so i knew "oh hey if i don't start today, i'll definitely start tomorrow." but oh, those wacky ovaries of mine. they decided to use psychological and mental warfare on me.

see, i spent all of yesterday thinking it was friday. that's right. and i woke up thinking today was saturday. all yesterday i wondered why certain people(s) weren't online on AIM to chat with since, you know, weekend! and i wondered why i was watching back-to-back episodes of mythbusters on tv. and i was hoping to watch the new dub episode of naruto tonight. i even didn't eat any meat yesterday, because i thought it was friday and fridays are non-meat days because of lent.

i didn't figure out that today is actually friday until a few minutes ago, when i checked LJ and everyone's entries were labeled "friday."

oh you wacky ovaries.

*STABS HARDER*
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