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Mar. 11th, 2002 02:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater[Scene: GW Common Room]
[Trowa and Wufei are seated on the couch, staring at a bunny. The bunny, wearing a green and white collar, seems very disinterested in what they're trying to work on. Quatre, on the otherhand, is (of course) working on WEI stuff. They all look a little... frazzled.]
Heero: [entering the room, freshly showered] Bunny problems?
[Trowa and Wufei glare at him]
Wufei: No thanks to you.
Heero: [confused] ...
Quatre: Where's Duo?
Heero: [smug] Asleep.
Trowa: [pokes Wufei] You owe me $20. [Wufei scowls but pulls out his wallet]
Heero: What's this all about?
Trowa: We made a bet on what you and Duo were doing last night. Wufei lost.
Heero: You... made *bets* on us?
Wufei: [grumbles] You two *couldn't* stay angry for *one* more day, could you? Noooooo... I had to *bet* that you two were trying to kill each other. Or that Duo was trying to kill *you*. [incensed, he stands up and starts pacing] INSTEAD, you two had to go at it ALL NIGHT LONG, and do you KNOW how thin the walls in Duo's room ARE?! Now besides the fact that I LOST my BET with TROWA, you two SCARED all the bunnies in the QUEUE. Now all YOUR bunnies are back up in the roster, and that means MY FICS won't be written.... AGAIN!
[Wufei, pissed, throws himself onto his favorite chair]
Quatre: [coughs delicately] I... didn't participate in the betting. I'm actually glad you two made up.
Wufei: YOUR fics aren't in the QUEUE, Winner!
Trowa: [changing the subject] How *did* you manage to apologize? I'm rather curious since Duo was avoiding you like the plague.
Heero: [smirking, he pulls a videotape out and hands it to Trowa] Have fun.
Quatre: [leaves his papers behind and snatches the tape out of Trowa's hand] Is this anything like the tape you left for us last night?
Wufei: [interest piqued] I don't know how drunk I was, but I don't remember that night.
Heero: That's because it wasn't us. [everyone stares at him] It was our counterparts... at the Writer's friend's mansion.
Trowa: I was wondering why you were so...
Wufei: ... submissive?
Heero: [scowls] Fuck off, Chang.
Wufei: [with a strange smile] I did.
Heero: [shakes his head] Quatre, will you do me a favor?
Quatre: Hmm? What?
Heero: [holds out another videotape and an address] Can you send this off for me?
Quatre: Is this...? [his eyes widen but a lecherous smile appears on his face] Heero, that's cruel.
Heero: Just emphasizing some differences, that's all. Duo's going to wake up soon, and he shouldn't be alone.
Quatre: I'll do it. [thinks] Is Duo's awakening a solo thing, or can we finally get some action, too?
Heero: [shrugs] It's up to you three.
[Wufei and Trowa share a look]
Trowa: We'll watch the tape later.
Wufei: I've actually missed the braided baka.
[Heero, Trowa and Wufei all retreat to the dorm area]
Quatre: [scribbling hurriedly] Hey! Wait for me! [he shoves the package into the mail drop and runs after the others]
[Trowa and Wufei are seated on the couch, staring at a bunny. The bunny, wearing a green and white collar, seems very disinterested in what they're trying to work on. Quatre, on the otherhand, is (of course) working on WEI stuff. They all look a little... frazzled.]
Heero: [entering the room, freshly showered] Bunny problems?
[Trowa and Wufei glare at him]
Wufei: No thanks to you.
Heero: [confused] ...
Quatre: Where's Duo?
Heero: [smug] Asleep.
Trowa: [pokes Wufei] You owe me $20. [Wufei scowls but pulls out his wallet]
Heero: What's this all about?
Trowa: We made a bet on what you and Duo were doing last night. Wufei lost.
Heero: You... made *bets* on us?
Wufei: [grumbles] You two *couldn't* stay angry for *one* more day, could you? Noooooo... I had to *bet* that you two were trying to kill each other. Or that Duo was trying to kill *you*. [incensed, he stands up and starts pacing] INSTEAD, you two had to go at it ALL NIGHT LONG, and do you KNOW how thin the walls in Duo's room ARE?! Now besides the fact that I LOST my BET with TROWA, you two SCARED all the bunnies in the QUEUE. Now all YOUR bunnies are back up in the roster, and that means MY FICS won't be written.... AGAIN!
[Wufei, pissed, throws himself onto his favorite chair]
Quatre: [coughs delicately] I... didn't participate in the betting. I'm actually glad you two made up.
Wufei: YOUR fics aren't in the QUEUE, Winner!
Trowa: [changing the subject] How *did* you manage to apologize? I'm rather curious since Duo was avoiding you like the plague.
Heero: [smirking, he pulls a videotape out and hands it to Trowa] Have fun.
Quatre: [leaves his papers behind and snatches the tape out of Trowa's hand] Is this anything like the tape you left for us last night?
Wufei: [interest piqued] I don't know how drunk I was, but I don't remember that night.
Heero: That's because it wasn't us. [everyone stares at him] It was our counterparts... at the Writer's friend's mansion.
Trowa: I was wondering why you were so...
Wufei: ... submissive?
Heero: [scowls] Fuck off, Chang.
Wufei: [with a strange smile] I did.
Heero: [shakes his head] Quatre, will you do me a favor?
Quatre: Hmm? What?
Heero: [holds out another videotape and an address] Can you send this off for me?
Quatre: Is this...? [his eyes widen but a lecherous smile appears on his face] Heero, that's cruel.
Heero: Just emphasizing some differences, that's all. Duo's going to wake up soon, and he shouldn't be alone.
Quatre: I'll do it. [thinks] Is Duo's awakening a solo thing, or can we finally get some action, too?
Heero: [shrugs] It's up to you three.
[Wufei and Trowa share a look]
Trowa: We'll watch the tape later.
Wufei: I've actually missed the braided baka.
[Heero, Trowa and Wufei all retreat to the dorm area]
Quatre: [scribbling hurriedly] Hey! Wait for me! [he shoves the package into the mail drop and runs after the others]
