Unauthorized Plinkage
Mar. 1st, 2002 10:45 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwater[Scene: GW Common Room]
[the whole room is filled with tension, mainly radiating off of Duo (who is wearing a black terrycloth robe and not much else) and Heero (who is in tank top and spandex). This makes for a very tense breakfast situation]
Heero: [tiredly] ... Duo...
Duo: [turns away] I'm still not talking to you, Yuy.
Heero: But it wasn't my fault!
Duo: [scoffs] This is the sound of me not caring.
[Trowa, Quatre and Wufei exchange glances before politely excusing themselves from the table. Heero and Duo don't notice]
Trowa: [confused] What happened? The two of them were alright last night.
Wufei: [looking slightly guilty] Their bunny plinked.
Trowa: //_- ... The bunnies aren't supposed to plink.
Duo: [overhearing] Damn right the bunnies aren't supposed to plink! But Kamikaze Boy here plinked it!
Heero: [getting angry] I didn't mean to!
[the other three Boyz remain silent as the argument escalates]
Duo: [furious and shoving away from the table] Yes, you did! Face it, Yuy... you *enjoyed* what happened after the bunny plinked! It was *supposed* to be all fluffy and smarmy but now it's all UST with shades of NCS. You just wouldn't let it go!
Heero: [standing up and getting in Duo's face] You think I *enjoyed* it?!
Duo: Damn straight! You enjoyed every angst-filled second of that plink... you and your damned psycho!uberseme!modes!
Heero: [snarls] I didn't go through with it! I wouldn't have! Stop trying to make me the bad guy here!
Duo: [yelling] Oh yeah?! Looked like you were gonna do it until I started whimpering like a girl! [shoves Heero] You were a fucking *BASTARD*, Yuy! And you can't blame it on being drunk!
Heero: SHUT UP!
Duo: [taunting] Or what, Yuy? You gonna shove me face-first into the bed again? Huh? Bet you'd love ta plink *that* into the fic!
Heero: [deflates] .....
Duo: Yeah, think long an' hard about it, Yuy. You plinked the damn bunny and now it can't be fixed. I'm so outta here. [stalks away to the dorm area. His bedroom door slams shut loudly]
Heero: Sonovabitch! [punches his fist through the wall and then leaves the GW Wing completely]
[the other Boyz exchange worried looks with each other]
Quatre: [holding his chest] What are we going to do now?
Wufei: [frowning] There's nothing we *can* do.
Trowa: What do you mean by that, Wufei?
Wufei: [looks away] Quatre and I are part of the reason why the bunny plinked. While Heero was the one who did the actually plinkage, it was in response to our parts in the fic.
Quatre: Angst just seems to follow Heero and Duo around like a bad penny.
Trowa: Then we're going to have to wait this one out. It's Heero and Duo's bunny. They have to fix it themselves.
Wufei: [snorts] If they don't kill each other by tonight.
[the whole room is filled with tension, mainly radiating off of Duo (who is wearing a black terrycloth robe and not much else) and Heero (who is in tank top and spandex). This makes for a very tense breakfast situation]
Heero: [tiredly] ... Duo...
Duo: [turns away] I'm still not talking to you, Yuy.
Heero: But it wasn't my fault!
Duo: [scoffs] This is the sound of me not caring.
[Trowa, Quatre and Wufei exchange glances before politely excusing themselves from the table. Heero and Duo don't notice]
Trowa: [confused] What happened? The two of them were alright last night.
Wufei: [looking slightly guilty] Their bunny plinked.
Trowa: //_- ... The bunnies aren't supposed to plink.
Duo: [overhearing] Damn right the bunnies aren't supposed to plink! But Kamikaze Boy here plinked it!
Heero: [getting angry] I didn't mean to!
[the other three Boyz remain silent as the argument escalates]
Duo: [furious and shoving away from the table] Yes, you did! Face it, Yuy... you *enjoyed* what happened after the bunny plinked! It was *supposed* to be all fluffy and smarmy but now it's all UST with shades of NCS. You just wouldn't let it go!
Heero: [standing up and getting in Duo's face] You think I *enjoyed* it?!
Duo: Damn straight! You enjoyed every angst-filled second of that plink... you and your damned psycho!uberseme!modes!
Heero: [snarls] I didn't go through with it! I wouldn't have! Stop trying to make me the bad guy here!
Duo: [yelling] Oh yeah?! Looked like you were gonna do it until I started whimpering like a girl! [shoves Heero] You were a fucking *BASTARD*, Yuy! And you can't blame it on being drunk!
Heero: SHUT UP!
Duo: [taunting] Or what, Yuy? You gonna shove me face-first into the bed again? Huh? Bet you'd love ta plink *that* into the fic!
Heero: [deflates] .....
Duo: Yeah, think long an' hard about it, Yuy. You plinked the damn bunny and now it can't be fixed. I'm so outta here. [stalks away to the dorm area. His bedroom door slams shut loudly]
Heero: Sonovabitch! [punches his fist through the wall and then leaves the GW Wing completely]
[the other Boyz exchange worried looks with each other]
Quatre: [holding his chest] What are we going to do now?
Wufei: [frowning] There's nothing we *can* do.
Trowa: What do you mean by that, Wufei?
Wufei: [looks away] Quatre and I are part of the reason why the bunny plinked. While Heero was the one who did the actually plinkage, it was in response to our parts in the fic.
Quatre: Angst just seems to follow Heero and Duo around like a bad penny.
Trowa: Then we're going to have to wait this one out. It's Heero and Duo's bunny. They have to fix it themselves.
Wufei: [snorts] If they don't kill each other by tonight.
