Apparently, I am a crappy hotel

[windandwater]

My rating

... what if I started to offer complimentary continental breakfast? It's not my fault some rooms go by the hour.

Comments

[sukino.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

WELL IF YOU STARTED LINKING TO ME MORE I WOULD HAVE A HIGHER RATING.

And you totally have one of those stamp cards so you get a free room after a certain number of hours.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

LINKING TO YOU FOR WHAT? Wait why are we screaming?

You hotel is scary. Last time I was there, people kept touching my ass. It happened MORE when I told people I was the owner's pet. ;_;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

FOR ANYTHING. AND BECAUSE IT'S FUN.

Well, they wouldn't touch your ass if you were laying down, or sitting or something. And you know you like it anyway, since you get to fill up your stamp card faster.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

WELL THEN I GUESS I'LL START.

But you won't let me sit. You make me wander around in a cute little outfit with my collar to great the quests. ;___;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

GOOD. BECAUSE THEN MY RATING WILL GO UP AND I'M A H0R LIKE THAT.

Well, you can sit on your off hours. But when you're on the job, you needs to be makin' me money, biatch.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

OK THEN.

Which am I then your Snow Bunny or your Trippin' Wonder? XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I'M GLAD THAT WE AGREE.

I sorta like the sound of Trippin' Wonder...

[sukino.livejournal.com]

GOOD THEN.

You do know where I'm getting these names form right? XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

THAT'S RIGHT.

From the pimp!Sasuke post.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

OK.

Yes. yes I am. :D So I'm your Trippin' Wonder am I? XD

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.

Do you want to be a Honey Bee instead?

[sukino.livejournal.com]

I KNOW THAT.

I can be your Honey Bee, Daddy. ^_~ I'll be anything for you.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I'M THE PRIVATE DICK WHO'S A HIT WITH ALL THE CHICKS.

See, now if you worked it like that on the streets, you'd be making the good money.

[sukino.livejournal.com]

. . . .D: AFTER THAT LINK YOU GAVE ME I CAN'T SEE THE PHRASE PRIVATE DICK BEING IN PAIN.

I do work this good on the streets, Daddy. I get you yo' rent fo' sho.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SO TWITCHY.

You best, biatch, Daddy don't take no slackers.