Duo: It's true, you know. Every problem can be fixed by sufficient amounts of alcohol and/or duct tape. Mikkeneko: Traffic accidents. [still bitter...] Duo: Easy. Duct tape. Quatre: Bad coffee. Duo: Add alcohol to it. Heero: Nuclear war. Duo: Duct-tape the missiles to their launch pads, and alcohol all around. Wufei: Alcoholism. Duo: Sufficient duct tape to seal the mouth, thus preventing the ingestion of alcohol. Trowa: ... Duo: Definitely alcohol. A couple of drinks in should get him going. Quatre: [blushes] Trowa! How could you! Trowa: ...! Duo: Alternatively, you could tape him to the bed...
Re: The Straight Line
Date: 2006-02-21 06:30 am (UTC)Duo: It's true, you know. Every problem can be fixed by sufficient amounts of alcohol and/or duct tape.
Mikkeneko: Traffic accidents. [still bitter...]
Duo: Easy. Duct tape.
Quatre: Bad coffee.
Duo: Add alcohol to it.
Heero: Nuclear war.
Duo: Duct-tape the missiles to their launch pads, and alcohol all around.
Wufei: Alcoholism.
Duo: Sufficient duct tape to seal the mouth, thus preventing the ingestion of alcohol.
Trowa: ...
Duo: Definitely alcohol. A couple of drinks in should get him going.
Quatre: [blushes] Trowa! How could you!
Trowa: ...!
Duo: Alternatively, you could tape him to the bed...