“There’s just one thing I don’t understand, my fish-breathed sweetie,” Relena said to Dorothy as they cuddled in bed that evening. “If you knew all along that Heero and Quatre had our house bugged with cameras and microphones and were spying on our sweet, sweet lovemaking and plotting to destroy our happiness, why didn’t you deactivate them?”
“Why, simple, my little treacle-tart of womanly joy,” Dorothy answered. “Exhibitionism turns me on!”
“Oh!” said Relena. “Hmm. We could have sex on the terrace...” she offered.
Dorothy’s eyes lit up. “I’ll get the whipped cream.”
And the two hentai lesbians lived happily ever after. So did the kinky transvestite foursome. But everyone else was miserable, especially Trowa.
finis, thank the good lord.
Notes: This was inspired by Sophonisba, who probably now wishes she hadn’t said anything, conceptually developed in the bath (not the shower--I never think of anything in the shower), and typed on the iBook as I sat stark nude in front of a window because I was in too much of a hurry to get dressed. O.o Blame--I mean, credit--for Heero and Quatre’s Comic Schemes should go to Mikkeneko. Plan C) is a line swiped from Trigun, and that is also Mikke’s fault, as is “Have you been snorting Zero System again?” and “Ninmu shippai,” which means “mission failed” and as far as I know originated with Mel & Christy.
Re: taking a page from mikke's book!
Date: 2006-02-21 03:59 am (UTC)“Why, simple, my little treacle-tart of womanly joy,” Dorothy answered. “Exhibitionism turns me on!”
“Oh!” said Relena. “Hmm. We could have sex on the terrace...” she offered.
Dorothy’s eyes lit up. “I’ll get the whipped cream.”
And the two hentai lesbians lived happily ever after. So did the kinky transvestite foursome. But everyone else was miserable, especially Trowa.
finis, thank the good lord.
Notes: This was inspired by Sophonisba, who probably now wishes she hadn’t said anything, conceptually developed in the bath (not the shower--I never think of anything in the shower), and typed on the iBook as I sat stark nude in front of a window because I was in too much of a hurry to get dressed. O.o Blame--I mean, credit--for Heero and Quatre’s Comic Schemes should go to Mikkeneko. Plan C) is a line swiped from Trigun, and that is also Mikke’s fault, as is “Have you been snorting Zero System again?” and “Ninmu shippai,” which means “mission failed” and as far as I know originated with Mel & Christy.