My Life as a Sitcom

[windandwater]

The Powers That Be (TPTB): Gee, We wonder how We can make Sera's life miserable.
Life: I agree... she was way too happy at YaoiCon.
TPTB: ... a cold, maybe? We gave her a cold last year.
Life: That's a good start, but she got the cold AFTER the con, so it doesn't have the same impact. Ah! I know. I'll make her take the MPREs again this Friday!
TPTB: Damn, that's harsh, but We like it!
Life: We're still missing something though.
TPTB: Something worse than a cold and having to take a big test?
Life: Yeah. Just can't exactly put my finger on it...
Ovaries: OMG! ME! PICK ME! I WANNA ACT UP OUT OF TURN! IT'LL BE SO COOOOOOOOOL~!
TPTB: Eeeeeeexcellent...

Comments

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Don't make me laugh at your pain... I feel so rude! *pets*

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

*Offers paracetamol and chocolate?*

[merith.livejournal.com]

I'm reading that only pr0n can make your life better... hmmmm... seems there's something you were asking from me.

[iniq.livejournal.com]

;_; *covers you with a supersoft blanket, hands you lemon tea and self-made cookies, and reads you pr0n*

*waits until you make crunchy munching sounds and little sippy slurps*

Once upon a time, there was a little shota boy. His Daddy told him to go into the woods to pick up some magic mushrooms. So he went into the dark, big woods, and encountered a little lake. In the lake resided a tentacle monster. Shota boy, who didn't know this (A/N: he's, like, real innocent and stuff), went closer, in the hopes of finding magic mushrooms close to the lake (A/N: because Daddy told him mushrooms liked their ground soft and pliant, like daddy liked his boy) and suddenly, there was a ripp(l)ing sound. It was the tentacle monster! It had ripped a HOLE in shota boy's panties! (A/N: shota boy had a sister, and they often shared underwear, because he really liked that frilly stuff) Shota boy squealed, because it felt real soft and phlishy-like. The tentacle monster roared and moaned and rubbed its self-lubricating between shota boy's ass cheeks. Shota boy grinned gleefully and whimpered to urge the tentacle monster on. Tentacle monster understood all too well the lure of squishy tentacles (A/N: Probably because it touched itself a lot - all alone in the woods. If U give me reveis, I meight rite a sequal with a tentacle ladeh monsta!!1) and prodded and poked at shota boy's little ROSEBUD. He stretched and his self-lubricating tentacle found its way into shota boy's ass... and it didn't take much, because shota boy was real sensitive and he liked getting his nipples sucked by tentacle suction nubs, and so he came real fast, because he was shota boy, and Daddy told him not to fondle himself until the dishes were done. The tentacle monster let him go after that, but shota boy promised to come back. Maybe with his friend Dildo, who was a little kinky bugger too.

The End.

>_> *tucks you in*
Sleep well, yes? <3 And I'll share your pain tomorrow during my Interlanguage quiz... how do I form a word? What is an abbreviation? Is "sub-" a suffix? - while I admit, the level of our test might be a little lower than the MPRE, I'll still feel pain when watching my fellow English students make mistakes even at kindergarten level.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

;__; You are cruel to laugh at my pain. *emos*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha... you funny British people, using English the wrong way! It's called Tylenol!

*shot*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... pr0n! *wiggles at*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I love you. T_T ♥ And I missed sitting on you. Other people chairs just don't live up to your squishy chair-ness.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Not my fault! And I gave pets, doesn't that help? *pets more*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

e___e

How about you continue petting while I wish a painful ovary-experience on you? =D

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

O.O Uhm... *offers chocolate*

^_^ Hmm..how entertaining

[love4anangel.livejournal.com]

I was going to ask you, how was your fligt back home? I knew you were car sick, and that you were wobbly when we left you. Wish we could have stayed with you longer.

Anyways, :::pets::: I still love your ears (bunny). Pics, pics where are they?

Hope you feel better soon. Be good.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*devours the chocolate*

Re: ^_^ Hmm..how entertaining

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

My flight was okay. ^^;; I was kinda wobbly, but once I got into the airport I sat down and got something to eat, which helped alot. *hugs*

And the pics will have to wait for a bit. Still sick and such.