Oh ye, oh ye; our lord who art in heaven (hallowed be thy name) may windandwater achieve a satisfactory grade, and may I have fifty quid put in my bank from a mysterious benefector? What do you mean, NO?
See, this is why I'm becoming a Kaltiahist*.
Anyway, good luck with your test :).
* Kaltiahism, a relatively new religion in the scheme of the world, is largely composed of meditating in order to achieve a state of mind known as 'sleep'; perusal of the holy texts Porn and Fluff; and excessive consummation of chocolate, which Kaltiahists believe will give them immortality. It is famous for being the only religion in the entire world with 'Sod this' as its holy mantra.
Kaltiahists have never been involved in any wars, largely due to the fact that most of the time they're asleep, or doing strange things with yaoi doujinshi, or eating chocolate. The second text of the holy book - the Book of Elricest - encapsulates the religion perfectly. In its entirety, it reads, 'Who cares?'
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Date: 2005-04-04 05:23 pm (UTC)See, this is why I'm becoming a Kaltiahist*.
Anyway, good luck with your test :).
* Kaltiahism, a relatively new religion in the scheme of the world, is largely composed of meditating in order to achieve a state of mind known as 'sleep'; perusal of the holy texts Porn and Fluff; and excessive consummation of chocolate, which Kaltiahists believe will give them immortality. It is famous for being the only religion in the entire world with 'Sod this' as its holy mantra.
Kaltiahists have never been involved in any wars, largely due to the fact that most of the time they're asleep, or doing strange things with yaoi doujinshi, or eating chocolate. The second text of the holy book - the Book of Elricest - encapsulates the religion perfectly. In its entirety, it reads, 'Who cares?'