SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[windandwater]

To: The Stupid BITCH at the end of the Carrels
From: ME
Re: Your fucking loud mouth

You Stupid BITCH --

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A LIBRARY IS?! Shut the FUCK up and stop braying like a donkey and gossiping! If you want to chit chat go the hell OUTSIDE and do it. Your loud voice is fraying my LAST NERVE and I'm trying to be NICE.

Go to Hell,

-- ME

Comments

[girl-starfish.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[sukino.livejournal.com]

*hugs* you should totally just walk by and "accidently" kick her. :3

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

coffee "accidentally" spilled can be very amusing, too. just ask mcdonald's. x_X*

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

*cracks knuckles* You want I should go rough her up for ya, boss?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

T_T <3

Now I have a brute thug to break kneecaps for me. Feel free to go wild.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

While you're at it, can you stop by Boston and beat up my sister's ex-boyfriend?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

No coffee, dammit. But she went away within minutes of me posting.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

She went away right after I posted. Thank god.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*clings to*

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

maybe it was the collective "go away" thoughts of a large part of your flist that did it... XD

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

ooh! ooh! can i place an order for a roughing up in los angeles?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I think it was. Or maybe she felt my hostile thoughts towards her. Like when animals know they're being hunted.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

You and WIndsor would have to fight it out. She's in LA, too. Or close enough, at any rate.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Windsor is going to be so busy. :P

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

Like a squirrel when a hawk's shadow suddenly passes over it?

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

ooh!!!! *pulls out wallet* what're your rates? say, for a good ass-kicking? and how much more for outright assassination? and do you do two-for-one deals, like disneyland? XD

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

Sure! Ex-boyfriends are a spesh-ee-al-ity.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

Whee! I'm a brute! *flexes brutishly*

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

XD! Sure, I'll do a two-for-one deal, and I'll even guarantee that the free one won't be as craptastic as Disney's California Adventure! ^_~

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Magic suggestive powers!

[chibi-faolan.livejournal.com]

w00t!!!! *happy dance*

Ooh, and we could dump them in Disney's California Adventure. That'd be a fitting wrap-up to the... operation. *grin*