If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be? You'd be in the hospital or infirmary, For you would have a touch of the flu or even pleuresy, If you don't have your feet in your gummmmmmboooots!
Self-parodying inserts in epicyclical's Draco Trilogy. Supposedly a romance novel, which various characters read bits of; tends to be along the lines of "Oh no! No! No! Yes! No!" etc.
WE'RE using English wrong? Hmph! 'Sidewalk' 'pants' 'sneakers' 'vacation' 'freedom fries' - I LAUGH AT YOUR ABUSE OF THE *ENGLISH* LANGUAGE! MUAHAHAHA! MUAHAHA! HA! *Coughs up hairball*
I hate when I do that.
And on that note, RUBBISH! *GREY*! TORRENTIAL DOWNPOURS!
... Wait, British words, not British weather. Drat. XD
Yes, and we call them 'chips' :p. And the little crunchy flavoured potato things you call 'potato chips' are crisps. We're a weird nation. If we're not getting wankered on cheap vodka or pissed on your average beer down the pub while watching football, we're inventing rhyming slang and writing humourous satirical fantasy novels :p. And/or loudly celebrating no longer being responsible for you across the pond :D.
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Date: 2005-01-28 11:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-01-28 11:12 pm (UTC)You'd be in the hospital or infirmary,
For you would have a touch of the flu or even pleuresy,
If you don't have your feet in your gummmmmmboooots!
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Date: 2005-01-28 11:37 pm (UTC)TROUSERS!!!
*headdesk*
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Date: 2005-01-28 11:42 pm (UTC)*cackles self into oblivion*
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Date: 2005-01-28 11:46 pm (UTC)Sung by a guy called Fred Dagg, no less.
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Date: 2005-01-29 12:25 am (UTC)*tackleglomps* <3
I do adore you so!
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Date: 2005-01-29 12:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-01-29 12:27 am (UTC)*giggles more*
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Date: 2005-01-29 12:58 am (UTC)*glomps back*
What was the other thing? Oh yeah, you squeed over me not calling my trainers, sneakers.
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Date: 2005-01-29 01:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-01-29 02:33 am (UTC)Bwahahahaaa! XD XD XD
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Date: 2005-01-29 04:47 am (UTC)*giggles wildly*
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Date: 2005-01-29 04:48 am (UTC)*clings to your leg* You and your funny words!
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Date: 2005-01-29 02:23 pm (UTC)Shakespearian crime reports are so much fun :D.
I'm British, and I think I'm missing something here ;_;
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Date: 2005-01-29 09:53 pm (UTC)Uh, OK. ::goes off to find PT extracts::
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Date: 2005-01-30 12:29 am (UTC)And it's just a thing. I'm insanely and easily amused by you funny people using English wrong. :P
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Date: 2005-01-30 12:33 am (UTC)... passionate trousers?
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Date: 2005-01-30 07:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-01-30 08:10 pm (UTC)I hate when I do that.
And on that note, RUBBISH! *GREY*! TORRENTIAL DOWNPOURS!
... Wait, British words, not British weather. Drat. XD
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Date: 2005-01-31 09:12 pm (UTC)And I live in San Francisco. The torrential downpours thing applies here, too. *giggles because you said 'rubbish'*
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Date: 2005-01-31 09:18 pm (UTC)