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[windandwater]

i want there to be only happy things in my lj and on my text messages when i get out of my final. only happy things.

*types sales notes frantically*

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[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

...happy...? Happy...hm...

Okay, here goes: all five pilots, two yards of leather, silk rope in assorted colors and tensile strengths, a ball gag, an illustrated copy of the Kama Sutra with several pages dog-eared and tabbed with sticky notes saying "must try this one!", a Sam's Club-sized tube of K-Y and some sort of tentacle thingy.

There. Best I can do on short notice.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... Sam's Club carries K-Y? OMG! Now I know what to buy everyone for Xmas!