An excess of weird
Nov. 19th, 2004 01:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
windandwaterHave I ever mentioned how much I just love taking public transportation? XP /sarcasm
Anyway, besides the scary people who randomly got on and off, and the large man muttering vague discriminatory statements aimed at myself and the other Asian girl sitting near him, and the strange smell, I suppose today's bus ride wasn't so bad.
Until I got off the bus.
I was confronted by a man across the street, who I am pretty sure was either mentally ill and/or high. He was barefoot and wearing black slacks. And over those black slacks he wore... a dress. A black dress with a purple flower print. It would've been a nice dress, you know, if it was on a WOMAN and the guy wasn't wearing slacks under it. And a suit jacket. He wore a black suit jacket that matched the pants over the dress.
Then he wandered into the middle of the street in the middle of traffic and I decided a hasty retreat home was in order.
But you know what the weird part was?
He looked like![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
butterflybite. Like, it was mostly the hair. And the scruff. But, I swear to god he looked like Cash. *coughs* kochou? Do you know where your Cashew is?
Yeah, naptime.
Anyway, besides the scary people who randomly got on and off, and the large man muttering vague discriminatory statements aimed at myself and the other Asian girl sitting near him, and the strange smell, I suppose today's bus ride wasn't so bad.
Until I got off the bus.
I was confronted by a man across the street, who I am pretty sure was either mentally ill and/or high. He was barefoot and wearing black slacks. And over those black slacks he wore... a dress. A black dress with a purple flower print. It would've been a nice dress, you know, if it was on a WOMAN and the guy wasn't wearing slacks under it. And a suit jacket. He wore a black suit jacket that matched the pants over the dress.
Then he wandered into the middle of the street in the middle of traffic and I decided a hasty retreat home was in order.
But you know what the weird part was?
He looked like
butterflybite. Like, it was mostly the hair. And the scruff. But, I swear to god he looked like Cash. *coughs* kochou? Do you know where your Cashew is?Yeah, naptime.
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Date: 2004-11-19 02:19 pm (UTC)This has to be one sentence I would never have imagined you'd *ever* say.
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Date: 2004-11-19 07:37 pm (UTC)<_<
*looks across room*
One <lj site="livejournal.com" user="butterflybite"> present and accounted for. And in men's clothes. Mostly.
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Date: 2004-11-19 07:40 pm (UTC)But it's true! It was supposed to be one of those... summer dress type things, where the skirt is slightly flared to flutter around your lower calves or ankles. He was too tall and the dress was a bit below his knees. And, honestly, a man's suit jacket over a dress? That went out in the 80s!
... I applaud him for his whole outfit matching though. Except for the bare feet.
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Date: 2004-11-19 07:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-11-21 10:42 pm (UTC)One can rule the known universe much more effectively when one is free-balling.