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So, which one of you perverts wanted Planet of the Apes slash?

It took me awhile, especially since it took me about five minutes to find that Ben-Hur one, but here it is. I are teh incredible!

>_>
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So, which one of you perverts <a href="http://slashcity.org/phoenix/fanfic/learnedprejudices.html">wanted Planet of the Apes slash</a>?

It took me awhile, especially since it took me about five minutes to find that Ben-Hur one, but here it is. I are teh incredible!

>_>
<_<

Okay, fine. <lj site="livejournal.com" user="rdb"> actually found this fic, but only AFTER I told her I was looking for it, so it still counts. Now I must search for TRON pr0n and that will make things even.

<lj-cut text="other things to babble about">

I think I just might stop taking the 3:40 pm bus. Everytime I do, it's the insane bus driver who likes to brake hard and honk like the world is ending. It's kind of scary and I don't like having to hold onto the seat to keep from being pitched off.

Also, I finally got to see a biker take a header down Market Street.

Well, technically, I've already SEEN a guy take a header down Market Street, because I've seen a guy hurt after falling off his bike, but I missed the action and only caught the end, which was the guy laying on the ground and not moving much. But YESTERDAY, I saw this biker take the corner from Second Street WAY too fast, his bike wobbled and he fought it, but BOOM! He toppled over and skidded over five feet on his side.

He BOUNCED.

Okay, not literally.

He skidded around the ground and was immediately up again, dragging his bike out of oncoming traffic and to the sidewalk. Then he started to walk around a bit to shake it off. I'm amazed. If I had hit the ground like that, I wouldn't be able to move, but this guy didn't even skin his thighs! He was wearing shorts btw, and took most on the impact on his legs. I would be black and blue after something like that.

Anyway, the oncoming 38 bus stopped in the street to block the way, and the driver got out to ask the guy if he was okay, which apparently he was. Then my bus came and I had to go.

Very interesting to see, at any rate.

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Date: 2004-09-03 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com
I'm amazed. If I had hit the ground like that, I wouldn't be able to move, but this guy didn't even skin his thighs! He was wearing shorts btw, and took most on the impact on his legs. I would be black and blue after something like that.


It's all about knowing how to roll.

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Date: 2004-09-04 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharona1x2.livejournal.com
You know, that Planet of the Apes slash was pretty good. It's been years since I last watched any of the series. I never saw the characters that way, but I still enjoyed the story (probably because the Galen POV was very interesting). Thanks for sharing that!

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Date: 2004-09-04 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
He skidded.

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Date: 2004-09-04 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
And thus I maintain my title as blessed of teh pr0n g0dz. I haven't actually read all of the fic myself, only skimmed the beginning because I was in class. XP

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Date: 2004-09-04 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shdlm.livejournal.com
which one of you perverts

Who do you think? :3 Thank you muchly, Sera. <3

TRON pr0n

*delirious*

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-04 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
*grins* You're welcome. I knew it was you and someone else... I forget exactly who, though.

Hai hai... TRON pr0n search begins.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-04 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windsorblue.livejournal.com
*whistles innocently*

*shakes fist a la Chuck Heston* Get your hands offa my ass, you damn dirty ape!

^____^

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-05 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
Ah ha, so another one pops out of the woodwork. ^_~*

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-05 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavenderfrost.livejournal.com
PotA slash???

*reads!!*


EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

You, Sera, are teh pr0n g0dz' chosen one. *bows*

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Date: 2004-09-05 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
You know, everytime I see PotA, I read it as PotC, and that is so very wrong. Because, d00d, apes can't sail ships.

*pets* Soon, you may be blessed of t3h g0dz like I am.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-05 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavenderfrost.livejournal.com
You know, everytime I see PotA, I read it as PotC, and that is so very wrong. Because, d00d, apes can't sail ships.

...how wrong is it that I want to find PotA/PotC x-over fic now???

Jack can sail the ship with Will - the apes will be the sex slaves cabin bois.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-05 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com
... see, now that's not pr0ny, that's a terrible image. Because the apes are WAY too hairy and... ape-y to be good cabin bois.

It looks like teh b4d s3x g0dz have found you instead.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-09-05 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavenderfrost.livejournal.com
*snort* So Charlton Heston can screw them, but not Johnny Depp?

As for teh b4d s3x g0dz - maybe. Am still reeling from a Billy Graham/Pat Robertson fic someone showed me. >_@;;

It hurts, mommy!!

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