*glares at inbox*

[windandwater]

Why does everyone else get the cool porn and enlarge your penis spam, and I get the spam about lowering your mortgage rates and "Now's the time to Re-fi!"

*grumps*

... right. Back to work now.

Comments

[c-chan.livejournal.com]

Because *everyone* knows your penis is the biggest ever. That's why. *grin*

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

No room for improvement, I guess.

If it will help, I can forward the ones I get about tight slutty Emily who has a thing for elephants, or whatever the latest is.

[zalia.livejournal.com]

I used to get loads of gay porn on another e-mail address.

On my current one, i just get people asking if I want to meet single Christians.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that you're not afraid of my truly impressive schlong.